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parkore

legitimately one of the funniest videos in earth

despazito

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

depsidase

haunted-hideaway

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

ex-riddlecats

BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"

endlace

but watch out

ouroborosorder

I think we should just start shoving random extremely nsfw text in the middle of posts to ensure that lazy youtube shorts post readers can’t properly steal them

ouroborosorder

(panicking) oh god wait uh shit i want to unethically leverage a power dynamic to fuck a maid unprotected

phew

the-wolf-emoji

Missed opportunity honestly, why talk about sex when you can instead make the content farms talk about communism instead. Can you image the random guy just quoting

This isn't part of the post. I need to tell you that if you've ever felt sad about the fact that you're not a girl, it's not too late. You can just be a girl. It's allowed. You can be a lesbian. You don't have to suffer thinking about how much you want to be the cool athletic tomboy with the short hair and flat chest, or like that girl you had a crush on in high school despite the fact that she was a lesbian. You can be her. It's not too late. It's never too late.

Marx and Engels nonchalantly? Lmfao easy way to spread theory without making people reading

ur-daily-inspiration

Unique coat colors on cats 🖤

knightofleo

demonicae

SOUND. ON.

soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!

theunsubtleknife

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

bonediggercharleston

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

broken-horn-of-equius

hussyknee

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

i'm pretty sure at least one of my mutuals is psychic because three times this month I've thought about a tumblr post I saw years ago and it's been back on my dash by the end of the week

#thanks team #also if you are reading my mind can you help me with this plot hole please?#answers can come in the form of nostalgic tumblr posts. i'll figure them out

itberice

Two guns at once? That's kinda lame.

rowark

(X)

goomymegpoid

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

ghostlynblm

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

beewulf

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

soratayuya

If you kill something it had better be dead

confusedcuttlefish

kaity--did

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

kaity--did

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

kaity--did

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.