i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”

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i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”
Tiny furry philosopher
oh my god
My friends corgi fell asleep in class
What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE
The mom is so pissed
The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did
poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower
how the frick are those noises even real
yall
y’all,
H & M just shitted on my whole life
this is what 2016 needed
THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE!!!!!
me: wow i think i'm recovering well tbh i haven't had a breakdown in 2 months
mental illnesses: *jaws theme*
I love the sound of the innocent laughing.
This is what I imagine having children is like
is that a property brother
It was
are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
Actual conversation at a party last night
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
when people say my name im like. cant believe i exist
This is 9-year-old me at a friend’s sleepover man were we slammed.
tonight i went to a trump protest march and at one point hundreds of people were chanting ‘he can’t build the wall…his hands are too small’ and i wanted u to kno
Actual Reasons Why People Were Dumped
is this post secret
Just wanted to let you guys know that I’m in a really good place. I’ve never been happier and content. Plus my friend just got a new kitty.
My life is complete
I am absolutely dumbfounded. I’ve been on Tumblr for about 6 years and i’ve been producing original content for the past two years straight and nothing on this website has surprised me more than here post. In case you’re new here ( you probably are; my follower count almost doubled thanks to this post lol) I specialize in landscape photography with the occasional dispense of good vibes.
I’ve taken pictures like this
Traveled to places like this
stayed up all night studying the milky way like this
Dabbled in mind bending creativity like this
Even visited different countries like Italy
But none of my posts have ever been as successful as this selfie with a cat
Conclusion; The internet is a weird place and every body definitely needs more kitties in their life. Feel free to check out my original photography and shoot me a question if you want anything answered.
Have an absolutely beautiful day everyone :)
That’s because your smile in that selfie outshines the Galaxy (the kitten is cute too)