CEO of Miguel Montez

 Cal (they/them, a halbarry stan)  main is @caljordan marvel is @mightytwogunkid

[day-dream-fever]

Barry and Bruce cowboys ♡

Here is my Hal one

[fallout-lou-begas]

i want a Superman story about Superman realizing she's a trans woman. how would she tell people? who would she tell? how could she tell them? through what possible ways would she transition? Kryptonian biology may not necessarily be compatible with human hormone replacement therapy and needles are certainly out of the question. if she figures it out, at what point does her presentation change? superman can't take a break, people need her, even if her haircut is getting awkwardly long and her body is uncomfortable to be in. everyone on earth knows who Superman is, knows her face. is her secret identity threatened if Clark Kent mysteriously starts to transition at the same time as Superman? if she only lets one be publicly out, which one? and what would it feel like to put on that costume -- in either case -- if so? if someone tries to attack her on the street, as Ms. Kent, how does she hide her secret identity? how would the world itself react to someone with the strength to juggle planets being a tranny? with her super-hearing there's nothing she wouldn't know about what people are saying, nevermind what's being written in the press. how does SuperMAN, one of the most definitive icons of masculine indomitability and resilience, cope with changing? would her strength, her confidence, her ability to do anything suddenly be used against her? why can't she be more like wonder woman? why is voice training so hard even for someone with super-ventriloquism? does anyone know what it's like to be able to run faster than a speeding bullet and leap tall buildings in a single bound but to not be able to find a cute pair of shoes that fits? to be indestructible but afraid to use a public bathroom? would even the most powerful person on earth not feel just as helpless as i do?

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[everythingismadeofchaos]

Hey this was a real fun little read. It's so great to find these treasures on this site

[teaboot]

We’re happy to have you!

[transgnckon]

The holy trinity

[jesncin]

Superman and Martian Manhunter discuss alien fashion

[asphodelis]

superhero suit glove-sleeve connection design showerthought

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[nattousan]

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE 

[mendokayalways]

GIMME THIS FANFIC AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[caljordan]

Awful_Waffle has submitted a concept for an Ace Attorney Lego set. If it has enough support, it could become an actual Lego set

So if you have a Lego account, please support the idea, it's literally just clicking a button! You can find the idea here, along with some updates

He's also posted more renders on his twitter account

lets make legonix real plsplspsl

[calreblogs]

For those not keeping up: The concept reached the halfway mark for supporters like 3 weeks ago

The project has also been updated

Go bother your friends and ask them to create a Lego account to vote for this idea submission

Oh and the creator also has a Tumblr now @hylianwaffle so go follow him

[ecliptara]

Some Bluebarry and Parallax Hal

Commission

[asergu]

They're so stupid. I love them❤️💚

[faiyaart]

[goodman-grace]

Green Lantern (2023) #31

They are so pretty in this panel….two beautiful bitches never flop.

[brainwavejrsoldermankink]

I wonder if Hal calls him sir in any other context.

[brainwavejrsoldermankink]

Barry is so jealous.

[skyvein]

Hal grins then, and there it is – the smile that men and women alike fought to taste. He says, “I’m starting to think that you are rather fond of me, Lord Allen.”

Halbarry Secret Santa for my giftee @candy-san1 !!! The prompt I received was medieval world halbarry, which is one of my favourite AUs of them, ever, so imagine my delight receiving it!! I hope this is to your liking <3

@halbarrysecretsanta

[briarmoon1015]

Here’s your gift @toytle for the Halbarry secret Santa!!

I ran with with your prompt about Barry being a hypocrite about PDA!! I hope you enjoy it!!!

[noodles-and-tea]

Since Wonder Woman can canonically speak to animals, do you think Damian has ever used JL official channels to reach her and asked her to see if she can speak to his pet to ask whats wrong when they're feeling sick or not acting themselves?

He would want to fix it.

He's not above using classified channels to make sure his pets are comfortable, I'd think.

I LOVE THIS!!