Vriska Lily Serket-Lacrois

TMA | plural | death to settler-colonialism | Marxist-Leninist | totalitarian tankie | it/she | 6 sweeps old | meanies dni | literally cutes

[autoserketphilia]

Made an image.

[eternal-onslaught]

immm a nice girl

[eternal-onslaught]

a nice and stable girl

[bonzosbunker]

what deltarune’s weird route feels like to me

[aquaticjazstar]

Based off that one image

[swagophile]

Yeah I just got off the phone with the student council president and she said we gotta lock you in a room and beat you with hammers unt you die. What? I don't care if you're 23. It's the student council. You don't fuck with the student council. Now come with us please we have the perfect utility closet for this

[swagophile]

Yeah she told us you were "useless" and "insolent" which is why we have the blue tarp set up everything cus we absolutely have to chop you up into tiny pieces with a chainsaw now. Huh? What gave you the impression that our job is "balancing budgets" sister we kill people. We straight up murder them. We also decide which clubs are officially recognized and we organize the annual bake sale but mainly we kill people. Yeah. President's orders.

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[swagophile]

ok i'm coming down now and idk wtf i was on. thats the last time i go to horns day without a chaperone. i also think some of these effects might be permanent but. i guess thats okay. idk. i went a little off the rails. but then. going crazy is beneath me. next year i'm bringing a friend. which is another thing thats beneath me

[swagophile]

is it normal to be aroused by having your horns touched. i definitely wasnt before but its really starting to make feel a certain way. and i don't think it's normal. however, arousal is also beneath me, so it's fine,

[swagophile]

actually it's fine. all of these petulant humans are beneath me anyhow. i'm better than them so there's no reason their pathetic attempts to mock me and make me feel small should have any effect on me. hmph. weakness like that should be frowned upon. but i suppose it falls down to me to fix the injustices of this pathetic realm

[ace-trainer-alice]

Oh, and the candy that causes the victim to slowly grow horns that it can't help but find its hands hopelessly drawn to unconsciously until it's groping its own horns in public nonstop is also a classic.

[swagophile]

are you fuckibg kidding me. you told me that was normal candy

[swagophile]

Well, I may be crazy and evil and a bitch,

[maidthings]

Would it be easier to destroy a rocky planet by detonating its core or by drilling all the way through it. Like I'm looking for complete annihilation on a budget

why do you think i know the answer to this question

[maidthings]

you can't do either of those

[swagophile]

is that my vomit? yes. is that blood? potentially. am i concerned? no. throwing up is beneath me. i am something greater. this world will be born anew

[swagophile]

gets really annoying having to tell people my wings are real but on the bright side being able to wrap them around people unsuspectingly is very fun and also charming

[swagophile]

is it normal to be aroused by having your horns touched. i definitely wasnt before but its really starting to make feel a certain way. and i don't think it's normal. however, arousal is also beneath me, so it's fine,

[3amsoda]

etna

[unusual]