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sry im not around... i got my wages cut but im still working full time so thats fun and anxiety inducing
Pᴇᴀᴄᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʟɪᴇ; ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴏɴʟʏ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ Tʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ, I ɢᴀɪɴ sᴛʀᴇɴɢᴛʜ Tʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ sᴛʀᴇɴɢᴛʜ, I ɢᴀɪɴ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ Tʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ, I ɢᴀɪɴ ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ Tʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀɪɴs ᴀʀᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ Tʜᴇ Fᴏʀᴄᴇ sʜᴀʟʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ
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If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
imitation bacon.
❛ now, miss otana— ❜ blanc’s eyebrows raised slightly with the kind of easy smile that only seemed to work when paired with a thick mississippi drawl, ❛ to be verbally assailed upon with such an… unearned moniker, why, it brings sadness to my heart. ❜ he paused, looking down again at the crossword, mouthing the letters as he tapped the boxes with the pencil. ❛ well i’ll be damned- that’s it right there. a - s - s - a - i - l. assail. ❜
triumphant, blanc set the pencil on top of the crossword, now folding his hands together as he focussed entirely on seki otana across from him. if he was honest, benoit was surprised she had spoken. she’d been secure in her stony silence right until that moment. it might have been a mistake, born of haggard exhaustion, or perhaps he’d genuinely tried her patience. as uncomfortable as benoit was, he could only imagine how disagreeable her current position might be.
he was less surprised that she obviously saw him as just another police officer. that wouldn’t do- after all, he wasn’t one. nor had he been brought onto the case by the police. no, his hiring was now of a far more tenuous nature. technically his job had ended monday night — but he wasn’t the type to just walk away just because a case grew cumbersome, especially when there were still so many loose ends to tie together.
❛ allow me to introduce myself, and i am sorry for not doing so until just now. my name is benoit blanc. now, you notice, i do not introduce myself as detective, or officer. i am what most would call a private investigator— for hire. i am here today because i was employed for sophia florian’s case… i am not, however, here at the… behest… of the department. ❜
blanc watched seki carefully. she was smart, of that he was sure. she could put the pieces together.
❛ i do believe you now have a question for me. ❜
alarm bells had gone off in seki’s head the moment she’d opened her mouth. her ears went pink, either from anger or the embarrassment of being proven wrong by someone who didn’t even have the decency to be an ass about it. her throat felt like it was coated with oil: uneasy and sick, and it made the extra helping of southern hospitality that much harder to stomach. she’d already broken her silence, like cracking a door open to shout at the salesman on the welcome mat, and, true to the metaphor, this blanc guy had taken the opportunity to wedge his foot into the jamb. rolling her head from one side to the other, she shifted her weight closer to the table to relieve some of the awkward positioning of her back and shoulders.
seki had just mentally made the decision to return to her silence when he revealed his actual occupation, and she felt her heart stop. it would have been humiliating to play his game under normal circumstances, but for the moment at least... she needed to know.
“ whose beh— ...why are you here? ”
the question wasn’t actually addressed to him as much as it was tossed into the open space of the interrogation room. where before her silence and refusal to meet his eye had read largely as stubbornness, now it rang with discomfort.
geneticmisfit started following you
WHAT THE FUCK
oh this is seki’s blog nvm that makes sense youre excused
geneticmisfit started following you
WHAT THE FUCK
another cop.
@forceworn liked this for a benoit blanc starter!
the hard plastic and metal of the chair was beginning to wear on him. benoit glanced briefly from the newspaper on the table in front of him to the watch on his wrist. just over 40 minutes. he had known he was playing the long game here, but now he wished he’d requested some more plush chairs for him and his companion.
she sat across from him, handcuffed to the interrogation table. he’d requested that the officers remove them for his interview — because indeed, that was what he preferred to call his conversations, far more than the word ‘interrogation’. they’d refused, of course. they believed her guilty of murder. blanc supposed she was an easy scapegoat for them, connected loosely and more or less having admitted to the crime itself… but no. the pieces didn’t fit, and some outright contradicted what he knew to be true. there was more at play here.
still, it would be hard to prove her innocence and find the real culprit behind the crime if she refused to speak with him. the local force would only tolerate his continued poking for so long before they wrote the case off as solved. blanc turned his attention back towards the crossword, tapping the eraser of his pencil against the side of his cheek.
❛ i seem to be a bit stuck, ❜ he confided in her after a moment, ❛ 111 across, six letters, three and four ’s’ and ‘a’, ‘attack fervently’. i’d thought assault, but that’s- well, that’s maddeningly one letter too many. ❜
everything about this sucked. the chair she’d been given was short on one leg, and seki’s leg had fallen asleep about ten minutes ago. someone had carved the word ‘pussy’ into the table, and the edges of the letters were just rough enough to irritate the soft part of her forearm after the first twenty minutes. the room was just slightly colder than was comfortable, and the distance to the bar in the center of the table was far enough that, short as she was, she had to lean over the table awkwardly.
it had been a long week.
tuesday had begun just after dawn, with breaking news of a tragic murder — a woman in her thirties and her five-year-old daughter. the victim had confided to her boyfriend that she thought she was being stalked, and her video doorbell confirmed it; every food or package delivery she’d received for the last two weeks had been the same young woman in a blue 1992 subaru. when the victim confronted the stalker late monday afternoon, neighbors reported a shouting match, and the doorbell footage caught her, furiously shouting at the closed door before flinging the meal delivery onto the lawn and hurling a chocolate shake at the door. the next footage was of that same young woman returning later that night and leaving again just as quietly. the last person to leave the house alive.
the detectives had knocked on seki’s door by tuesday at noon, pulled her in for questioning, and in eighty-two minutes she had been arrested for murder. a full 30 hours later, and she was being asked to speak to someone new. she patently refused, but apparently that wasn’t an option. so she’d elected not to say a word.
the state of delaware had no death penalty, but seki was beginning to wonder if this might be worse.
she snapped her head up to glare at the speaker; the first time she’d bothered to look directly at him since he had leisurely strolled into the interrogation room and attempted to endear himself to her by arguing with the cops. it hadn’t worked.
“ are you screwing with me? i don’t want to talk to any more pigs. i don’t want to bond with pigs over puzzles. you think you are smarter than me, but i could turn you inside-out. i don’t want to talk about your puzzle. i don’t want to talk about the dead people. i want to be left alone. ”
due to personal reasons i will be disintegrating
BEETLEJUICE THE MUSICAL SENTENCE STARTERS .
“ i really love creepy old guys ! ” “ saggy old asses ! ” “ hey , baby , smile . ” “ i’m so happy , i could cry . ” “ get prepared for armageddon . ” “ i know that on the outside , you’re disgusting , and - even on the inside , you’re disgusting … ” “ this is so normal ! ” “ i was ignored , but now i’m adored - ‘cause i extorted , tortured and lied ! ” “ you could use a buddy . ” “ don’t you want a pal ? yes you do , yes you do ! ” “ girl , the way i see it , your daddy should be leaving and you should stick around . ” “ let’s kill him ! ” “ together we’ll exterminate , assassinate ! ” “ the finer points can wait . ” “ i don’t know your name . ” “ how about a game of charades ? ” “ wow , i’m impressed ! ” “ all you’ve gotta do is say my name three times . three times in a row - it must be spoken unbroken ! ready ? okay , go ! ” “ because you’re so smart , a stand - up bro , i’ll think about your offer and let’cha know . ” “ being young and female doesn’t mean that i’m an easy mark . ” “ yes , life sucks , but not that much ! ” “ be a doll and spare the lecture . ” “ are you any good ? ” “ trust me , baby ! ” “ i just met ya ! ” “ really , it’s a flattering offer … ” “ don’t you wanna see ____ suffer ? ” “ you are … tougher than you look . ” “ what the heck was that ?! ” “ hold up , girl , i’m your pal ! ” “ they’re sweet but i’m a demon straight from hell — ” “ i know i went a little hard on my sell … ” “ we’re BFFs forever ! ” “ he wants the perfect daughter . ” “ it’s not their fault that they’re overprotective . ” “ only takes one shock , and i could be dead from the fear … ” “ let’s ring the bell of this creepy looking house ! ” “ why don’t you come inside ? ” “ but we’re really not supposed to … ” “ it’s so dark in here … ” “ i need a little help here . ” “ i’m a bunch of broken pieces . ” “ ____’s in denial . ” “ he wants me to smile and clap like a performing seal . ” “ ____’s lost his mind , for real . ” “ i want something to believe in , or i’m done ! ” “ i’m running out of hope and time . ” “ i’ll go insane if things don’t change . ” “ do you hear that sound ? ” “ that is the sound of clean white shorts turning brown . ” “ the sound of a scream is music to me ! ” “ that’s a sound that says fifteen years full time therapy . ” “ don’t oversell it . act natural . ” “ i don’t live here . i’m dead ! ” “ panic and stress ! ain’t it the best ? ” “ no more condescending adults hanging around ! ” “ ____ better leave me the hell alone . ” “ hey , look at me ! ” “ i’m finally free ! ” “ get outta my grill . ” “ you’re doomed ! ” “ don’t be freaked . ” “ i do this bullshit like eight times a week . ” “ you’re gonna be fine … ” “ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE ! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE ! ” “ jesus , i can’t spell . ” “ i understand it’s a lot to process … ” “ just stick with me . ” “ this house is haunted . ” “ i’m so glad you changed your mind ! ” “ you are never gonna regret this . ” “ we are gonna make such a great team ! ” “ it’s our house now , kid . ”
lms if you dont mind me sending you memes even if we havent interacted
𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐒 : 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒.
with the last star wars : the rise of skywalker having come out , i figured i’d make a meme out of it. i can’t promise these are spoiler free , but luckily , it won’t spoil that much. feel free to change pronouns if needed.
❛ ___ trained you well. ❜ ❛ i killed ___. i’ll kill you. ❜ ❛ i have been every voice you have ever heard inside your head. ❜ ❛ the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. ❜ ❛ what could you give me ? ❜ ❛ i’m starting to think it’s impossible to hear the voices of the jedi who came before. ❜ ❛ nothing is impossible. ❜ ❛ i got distracted. ❜ ❛ i’m just not feeling myself. ❜ ❛ i know it looks like i’m making excuses. ❜ ❛ don’t tell me what things look like. tell me what they are. ❜ ❛ i think i’m just tired , that’s all. ❜ ❛ never underestimate a droid. ❜ ❛ really could have used your help out there. ❜ ❛ what did you do to the droid ? ❜ ❛ tell me what happened ? ❜ ❛ he’s been planning his revenge. ❜ ❛ if we want to stop him / her , we must find him / her. ❜ ❛ i don’t want to go without your blessing , but i will. ❜ ❛ i need to go alone. ❜ ❛ it’s too dangerous. ❜ ❛ in the event that i do not return , i want you to know that you have been a real friend ___. ❜ ❛ i sense unease about my appearance , ___. ❜ ❛ i offered you my hand once. you wanted to take it. why didn’t you ? ❜ ❛ you could have killed me. why didn’t you ? ❜ ❛ you can’t hide. not from me. ❜ ❛ i see through the cracks in your mask. ❜ ❛ you’re haunted. ❜ ❛ you can’t stop seeing what you did to your father / mother. ❜ ❛ such pain in you , such anger. ❜ ❛ i don’t want to have to kill you. ❜ ❛ i'm going to find you & i’m going to turn you to the dark by offering you my hand again. ❜ ❛ how did you find us ? ❜ ❛ i got a bad feeling about this. ❜ ❛ you should give it to her / him yourself. ❜ ❛ do you have to say it like that ? ❜ ❛ do me a personal favor. be optimistic. ❜ ❛ you’re not going to believe how well this is going to turn out. ❜ ❛ it’s going to be great. ❜ ❛ you didn’t say my name , but i’m alright. ❜ ❛ i’ll tell you when you tell me about all that shifty stuff you do. ❜ ❛ you would have done the same. ❜ ❛ i lost control. ❜ ❛ it wasn’t your fault. ❜ ❛ i mean we can do this all night. ❜ ❛ oh , there must be some other way ! ❜ ❛ if this mission fails , it was all for nothing. ❜ ❛ wherever you are , you are hard to find. ❜ ❛ you’re hard to get rid of. ❜ ❛ i pushed you in the desert because i needed to see you. ❜ ❛ i needed you to see who you are. ❜ ❛ you’re lying. ❜ ❛ you remember more than you say. ❜ ❛ i know what happened to them. ❜ ❛ you know what you need to do. ❜ ❛ people keep telling me they know me. i’m afraid no one does. ❜ ❛ perhaps you have betrayed me. ❜ ❛ i know where she / he is going. ❜ ❛ make sure & kill him / her. ❜ ❛ don’t be afraid of who you are. ❜ ❛ give it to me. ❜ ❛ i did want to take your hand. ❜ ❛ i miss you , ___. ❜ ❛ you’re just a memory. ❜ ❛ i know what i have to do , but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it. ❜ ❛ it was fear that kept me here. ❜ ❛ what are you most afraid of ? ❜ ❛ i never wanted you dead. ❜ ❛ with your hatred you will take my life & you will ascend. ❜ ❛ let your death be the final word in the story of rebellion. ❜
Sorry I haven't been around y'all, work has been kicking my ass. Like if you want a starter tho, and I'll try and get to em later tomorrow.
forcing myself to go back to work like
STAR WARS SENTENCE STARTERS
“ i find your lack of faith disturbing. ”
“ she’s fast enough for you, old man. ”
“ the force will be with you. always. ”
“ never tell me the odds! ”
“ do. or do not. there is no try. ”
“ no. i am your father. ”
“ pass on what you have learned. ”
“ just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes. ”
“ there’s always a bigger fish. ”
“ in time, the suffering of your people will persuade you to see our point of view. ”
“ you can’t stop the change, any more than you can stop the suns from setting. ”
“ i sense much fear in you. ”
“ the day we stop believing democracy can work is the day we lose it. ”
“ i’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe. ”
“ power! unlimited power! ”
“ the garbage’ll do! ”
“ you know, no matter how much we fought, i’ve always hated watching you leave. ”
“ oh, my dear friend. how I’ve missed you. ”
“ i’m one with the force. the force is with me. ”
“ judge me by my size, do you? ”
“ you have hate. you have anger. but you don’t use them. ”
“ if you define yourself by your power to take life, your desire to dominate, to possess, then you have nothing. ”
“ your focus determines your reality. ”
“ be careful not to choke on your aspirations. ”
“ in my experience there is no such thing as luck. ”
“ fear is the path to the dark side. ”
“ be mindful of your thoughts …they’ll betray you. ”
“ we’ll take the next chance. and the next. on and on until we win …or the chances are spent. ”
“ stay on target. ”
“ laugh it up, fuzz ball. ”
“ but only you can change yourself. ”
“ i’ve seen your daily routine. you are not busy. ”
“ get your head out of your cockpit. ”
“ page turners, they are not. ”
“ this is not going to go the way you think. ”
“ let’s not have a scene. ”
“ impressive. every word in that sentence was wrong. ”
“ i believe he’s tooling with you, sir. ”
“ my disappointment in your performance cannot be overstated. ”
“ wipe that nervous expression off your face. ”
“ work your magic, buddy. ”
“ i need someone to show me my place in all this. ”
“ and here comes the parade. ”
“ we have them tied on the end of a string. ”
“ i wish i could put my fist through this whole lousy, beautiful town. ”
“ we’ve pulled crazier stunts than this. ”
“ you’re just a child with a mask. ”
“ that was a cheap move. ”
“ your eyes can deceive you; don’t trust them. ”
“ fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. ”
“ let go of your hate. ”
“ who’s the more foolish; the fool, or the fool who follows him? ”
“ so this is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause. ”
“ great, kid. don’t get cocky. ”
“ that is why you fail. ”
“ we’re gonna do this… ”
“ these are your first steps… ”
“ i assume you need something. desperately. ”
“ i thought he was a myth. ”
“ stop taking my hand! ”
“ i’ve got a bad feeling about this. ”
“ i never ask that question until after we’ve done it. ”
“ women always figure out the truth. always. ”
“ the light – it’s always been there. it’ll guide you. ”
“ princess – general, sorry. ”
“ you still want to kill me? ”
“ that’s what happens when you’re being hunted by a stranger in a mask. ”
“ is there a garbage shoot? trash compactor? ”
“ we’ll see each other again. i believe that. ”
six-word sentences.
“ frankly speaking, i wanna give up. ”
“ they love me cause i’m hot. ”
“ just try to guess the answer. ”
“ everyone here knows you don’t care. ”
“ fine, do things your way. ”
“ i want to be in love. ”
“ no, i would rather make money. ”
“ shut up already, i’m not going. ”
“ because you said that, fuck you! ”
“ i hate you more than anything. ”
“ just sit down? let me explain? ”
“ can i be a little nasty? ”
“ there’s nothing wrong with being sexual. ”
“ i want you to like me. ”
“ don’t you dare lie to me. ”
“ i’m way too scared to fall. ”
“ terrified of my love for you? ”
“ we were both afraid, shut up. ”
“ it wasn’t anyone’s fault. not really. ”
“ life’s too short to care anymore. ”
“ i dreamt about you last night. ”
“ really? what did you dream about? ”
“ i dreamt you chose me instead. ”
“ how did you become like this? ”
“ this isn’t any of your business. ”
“ i’m losing my mind, losing control. ”
“ you weren’t there! i needed you! ”
“ please don’t start with me, okay? ”
“ why do you always leave me? ”
“ this is all we have left. ”
“ i turned around. you were gone. ”
“ all i can think about is you. ”
“ wow, you look like shit today. ”
“ i called and you didn’t answer. ”
“ i wanna be a child forever. ”
“ today, my love is in mourning. ”
“ your words felt like sharp knives. ”
“ say something nice or don’t speak. ”
protector / protectee starters
“no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”
“it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”
“i’m not going to let anything happen to you.”
“you can’t keep me safe from everything.”
“just be careful.”
“i’m always careful.”
“you’re going to get yourself hurt.”
“i won’t get hurt, i promise.”
“i won’t let them hurt you.”
“you can’t save me from this.”
“please try and stay out of trouble.”
“if anything happened to you…”
“i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”
“i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
“this is the only way to keep you safe.”
“you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”
“everywhere you go, i go.”
“it’s not your job to protect me.”
“it’s my job to protect you.”
“don’t worry, i’ve got you.”
“no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”
“you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”
“please come back in one piece.”
father i crave rp