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Thanks, God, for my bombshell wife...In Jesus' name, boogity boogity boogity, Amen.

It's science

"I've never met a man I didn't like" Get 'Em Dolly!

Song of the day. I so don't hate Natasha Bedingfield.

Badassery. Happy Labor Day! (We'll ignore the fact that bald eagles are fish hunting raptors and do not hunt other birds, just this once)

For you, Gia. I wish you could be like her.

This is a Zimbelstern. It's sort of an awesome instrument.

Really?

MOOOMBAHTON!!!

Li'l Hitler, he's such a scamp!

Finish Him!

Gotta love a celebrity who loves the gaybies.

Poetry WIN for sure.

So much Lesbi-innuendo!

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?

Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit?

Dont you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed!!

And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug!

DOUG-DOUG-OHHHH-DOUG-DOUGY- DOUGY-DOUG -DOUG...but if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers well then were shit out of luck...

Forcing the Leap