“Where the hell did that baby come from, Marissa?!“
“Did you destroy the world AGAIN?”
"What do you mean you’re a serial killer?”
“Listen, you can’t just keep shoving people off the sides of cliffs.”
“Oh my god. I thought you were dead.”
“That wasn’t there before”
“So what now?” “I have no idea, I thought that would kill us”
“I can’t believe you’re married to death, again!”
“Assassination would seem to be a better career, with your skillset.”
“It’s not my fault that the snails committed mutiny!”
“It’s situations like this that make me question why I follow you anywhere.”
“Where did this dog come from?”
“Did you remember to take the skin off?”
“I was going to ask what you’re doing, but at this point, I don’t think I want to know.”
“Why is there a corpse in the bathtub?”
“I love you, I’ll make you love me too”
“This would be a lot easier if you sat still.”
“You see, it all began when it spoke back.”
“This is the pit where we keep the cube that screams.”
“Why did you steal my door?”
“Why didn’t you just listen to me…”
“Hey, you finally made it!”
“Wait, there were only three of them. Why are there now four?”
“How do you ‘accidentally’ hit someone hard enough to rip a hole through time and space?”
“Why is there bloodstains on the floor, honey?”
“… Why are you… eating tacos at 3 AM?” “Why not?”
“Why would you train your gerbil army to take over the world and enslave humanity?!”
“Are toasters supposed to float?”
“Honey, did you eat the dog”
“Hey bro, where’s our sister?” “Um… we don’t have a sister.”
“Wanna help me steal a giraffe?”
“I told you that you would regret it, now we’ve ended up like this.”
“Why are your clothes all wet? Why are you covered in glitter? Why does your sister have wings? Ah- get off the carpet! It’s getting all wet!”
“You’re not actually sure, are you?”
“What do you expect me to do? I’m a magician, not a wizard!”
“Dad? What are you doing here? This is a spaceship.”
“Mom says I can’t burn the city hall with you. She said that we’re going to my aunt that day.”
“You….you just don’t understand..”
“Okay, so. No more caffeine for you, that’s apparent.”
“Where were you last night?”
“Okay but have you seen what my hair does?! I kills people!”
“I don’t think you understand the term ‘dead or alive’, because I don’t know if this thing IS dead or alive”
“What do you mean, ‘there wasn’t a murder weapon’?”
“Time flies, but I can fly faster.”
“You just crashed with MY podship into that wall and all you say is »It’s just a scratch«?”
“Now sweetie, don’t get scared when you hear the gunshots, okay? Just don’t come to the house.”
“and… why do you have a gorilla in your room again?”
“Okay, last question: why is there an owl in the fridge?”
“Well shit, you’re hotter than i was expecting.”
“It turns out, space isn’t actually the final frontier”
“If I had hands right now I would choke you.”
“…why did you think it would be a good idea to set that on fire?”
“Close your eyes, sweetie. They can’t get you then.”
“That tiger, that tiger eats humans”
“I swear, if ONE more person comes at me with their hot dog buns–”
“If you would have just kissed them, we wouldn’t be in this mess! Now we’re tied up on traintracks about to be smushed like bugs!”
“Do I want to know why your'e in my apartment wearing only sport shorts which are quite tight?”
“What do you mean that woman wasn’t you?”
“Why is there a dog on the couch?!”
“Stop dude stop, you scared the dogs.”
“What on earth made you think the banana was a good idea?
"Do I want to know whats in the box”
“Wait, no! Please don’t leave me here, it’s getting dark. Have you not heard the stories of the things in these woods?”
“Those were shoes yesterday”
“Can I at least put on my socks first?”
“Why is the Devil in your living room?” “It’s Saturday, Tom. Date night.”
“John, get your damn death ray off of my cat’s bed. You’ve given poor Fluffy radiation poisoning!”
“I get it, you think I don’t care about you. You think I want nothing to do with you… And you’re right.”
“No. Not after last time.”
“What made you think you could survive this?”
“No! I never said you could reenact General Sherman’s Total War tactic from the Civil War! We’re gonna get arrested!”
“Why does our 8 y/o daughter think that THAT werewolf is her pet dog?! He’s been terrorizing our entire town!!”
“Have you even bothered to consider your options before deciding to bungee jump into the Pacific?”
“That is NOT how you bury a dead body, Jared!”
“Do you know where the cat is? I haven’t seen it in two weeks…”
“You did what?!” “It’s not that big of a deal” “You killed a man!”
“But you love me, don’t you? So you’ll forgive me.”
“You’re a fucking asshole, you know that, right?”
“You’d be surprised how flexible a sloth can be.”
“Oh great, the world exploded…. again”
“Would it hurt you to tell me exactly where we’re going?”
“You can’t take back those words anymore. Or everything else you did.”
“he didn’t do anything I fucking told him to do!”
“When they came, why didn’t you fight?”
“What are you doing here?” “I was about to ask you the same thing…” “Well, it’s called the hanging tree for a reason.”
“__, please come down from the tree, i’ll treat you to pizza.”
“You can… seriously? Oh my gosh, teach me teach me teach me!!”
“I wasn’t aware that 'monster’ was a term of endearment.”
“Yes, I’m sure your flower pot really is trying to kill you, Debra.”
“Why is our child on the roof?”
“Do you want a hug? Will that help?”
“How could you sign us up for this without reading the fine print?! It says right there that we have to give up everything!!!”
“And it’s been stuck in there how long now?”
“I learned I can’t trust you when the world was "fine”, now tell me one reason not to place a bullet between your eyes and listen to you.“
“Why the hell are you naked in my room?”
"Having criminals line up against their will and you killing them is not community service!”
100 prompts. Amazing. Thank you for sharing your ideas and contributing to our community.
Let’s make a new list right now! Leave a reply and don’t forget the double quotes “”! I will use the first 100 prompts for the next list. One prompt per amigo please!
romaincrisis
snowghoul
titsay
pixelskylines
andulkaphoto
turnnoffyourmind
tangentwithtanner
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