i'm just chilling in chappaqua woods

[foresthillary]

my publishers didn't let me have host one of my book tours in chappaqua woods, my sincerest apologies to all my tree supporters

[destinyrush]

I don’t even care that he’ll 79 years old by the time. I just want 2020 to come asap.

[irishdash]

Stoppppp

[yoxebone]

THIS IS OUR SECOND CHANCE

[amoisthobo]

Here’s how Bernie can still Win

[blackwitchmagicwoman-deactivate]

Let’s not.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

If Bernie Sanders was on life support I’d pull the plug to charge my iphone.

[foresthillary]

pokemon go to the fucking pits of hell, comey!

[foresthillary]

I'M BACK BABY!!!

[foresthillary]

A PRIVATE FUCKING AOL SERVER?

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

[foresthillary]

NASA was able to find 7 new planets but 80,000 of you couldn't fucking vote for me?

[foresthillary]

bill grab my bag, we’re going to nordstrom

[foresthillary]

still worried about my emails you fuckfaces?

[sandandglass]

Late Night With Seth Meyers, January 26, 2017

[foresthillary]

should’ve stayed in the damn woods

[foresthillary]

trump: NATO is obsolete

me: *mouthful of leaves and twigs* wghat?

[foresthillary]

could you imagine if all this shit about trump happened to me post election? sike you can’t imagine that because you didn’t even allow me to cough on the campaign trail. 

[foresthillary]

mozart in the jungle nominated for best comedy? what about hillary in the forest? where is my nomination?

[foresthillary]

i’m not running for mayor of NYC because i can’t afford losing to a double-parked car in queens

[foresthillary]

when i said i was going to the inauguration, i really meant MY inauguration that is happening in the forest. my tree constituents are going to make me president of chappaqua woods. 

[foresthillary]

happy 2017 my snowflake fleece turns 22 years old today!

[foresthillary]

pokemon go have fun under president trump