dirt baby

Whatever it is, I'm a fake fan, don't @ me. seriously, I don't know a thing my guy.

[the-evil-clergyman]

Illustration from Oscar Wilde’s The Sphinx by Charles Ricketts (1894)

[forestwhompus]

accidentally crashed a whole website

[dduane]

Health officials sound alert after puppy at Colorado adoption event tests positive for rabies

Colorado health officials are trying to find anyone who attended an adoption event where one of the puppies later tested positive for rabies

SHIT.

Please reblog!

[thatdisasterauthor]

If you went to this event, or know anyone who did, take action IMMEDIATELY.

[muffinlance]

For those who don't want to read: animal adoption event in Colorado recently, one of the puppies had RABIES, they're trying to track down everyone who might have had contact to get them medical treatment ASAP (because RABIES), this is a very straight forward "oh shit signal boost just in case someone who needs to see this does" chain

[deadmomjokes]

Super important to get the word out-- rabies is spread via body fluids, not just bites or scratches. And not only are puppies known for teething and scratching accidentally, people tend to let puppies lick them like crazy, including on the face where permeable mucus membranes are, so it's totally possible someone was exposed without being bitten. So yes, signal boost, and if you know people in Colorado, see if you can get them to take a look and share the article/information with their local networks. Always better safe than sorry where rabies is concerned.

[forestwhompus]

feelin pretty vague homie

[queen-elizabeth-the-tirth]

#Lucas Vaskange ci mostra la meraviglia di ciò che accade in una bottiglia di latte d'avena!😃 Quindi,cari amici onnivori, questo non avverrà mai nelle vostre di latte vaccino!🤭

[spectrowhirl]

spectrowhirl.etsy.com

[xanaxfarts]

Atom Egoyan: ‘Family Viewing’ (1987)

[werewolfest]

different kind of werewolf

[forestwhompus]

not to complain but i'm fukcing exhausted

[forestwhompus]

which boat are you in?

a) dinosaurs looked like birds

b) pluto is a planet

1) dinosaurs were super jacked reptiles 100%

2) pluto is not a planet

[forestwhompus]

you ever consider eating just a scoop of sour cream?

[forestwhompus]

no i was wrong its just 1 cat

[forestwhompus]

i think my wife just wrangled a handful of baby kittens in a laundry basket. stay tuned

[snototter]

A leopard seal (Hydrurga leptonyx) emerges from the kelp on Bird Island, South Georgia

by Derren Fox

[forestwhompus]

when you run into the table while trying to sneak a snack in the middle of the night

[forestwhompus]

summer is hot

green is the grass

[forestwhompus]

this one is for all the ladies who sneeze and almost knock themselves over

for all the shorties who sneeze like a dog and shake your whole face

for all the fly mamas who sneeze and then immediately say fuck

put your hands in the air for the women who sneeze and get hard nipples

lift up your glasses for the girls who sneeze and forget what room their in

[forestwhompus]

this one's for the ladies