FOREVERABURRITO

[gh0stwithaheart]

my favorite pastime is ruining my sleep schedule for more alone time

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

[ardourie]

misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whorrre

[kaleidoscopeeyee]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[wayneradiotv]

[ryan-sometimes]

I love the genre of picture “animal that clearly just woke up from a fat nap”

[mockingbirdie]

Please enjoy this picture I saved from facebook about three years ago

[pokemondescribed]

[image description: the Seinfeld 'you're crying from Home Alone?' meme, edited to say, "you're crying from Pokemon Concierge?" / "The escapism got to me."]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[daddy-war-stache]

It's beaten out of you in elementary school.

[queerasflux]

[biggaybunny]

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

[yuki2sksksk]

Gyomei's crow has the best tea among the other crows.

[beardedmrbean]

[knightowlet]

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

[lionbearfox]

highly underrated sumeru moment imo

[inkskinned]

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

[tyltos]

[unawakening-float07]

[clonidinecoochie]

[accidentalkilljoys]

[catchymemes]

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence