All things Neopets

I'm a college kid who plays Neopets in between classes.

[thelostdessert]

hey veteran neopets players remember when

adam and donna were born

[umberkitty]

Ah yes. The art style is slowly reverting back to its original shitty quality. Soon we will again see the beautifully gradient shaded style of items and pets

[hipsterdailies]

[foreveraneopean]

TNT: I know we've had our problems, but why don't we all just-

Players: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[vangoggles]

TNT NO…

[tax-beast]

bites into cupcake [CRUNCH]

[nimmo-tube-cheese]

Mmm, protein.

[mojavescr1pt]

take a bite of the B E E  C A K E S and revel in the nutrients 

[foreveraneopean]

i’m sorry but this just looks like a 6 year old drew it

[foreveraneopean]

look what I just won! too bad it’s worth next to nothing these days...

[gasstationeggsalad]

How do we know the snowager is a dude who the hell sexed that giant ice snake

[tax-beast]

do not sex the giant ice snake

[realm-of-neopians]

[realm-of-neopians]

bonus:

[gilly-theusul]

for ppl who haven’t caught on yet– Trudy’s intentionally works like a reverse-result slot machine, with less matching symbols getting you more points (”bad luck bonus”) and more matching symbols earning you less (”congrats!”). the story that goes with Trudy’s, is that an ixi with very poor luck used it and was rewarded with riches. it’s playfully being a reversal of the slot-machine concept! Slot machines usually reward you for being lucky, not unlucky. Since you always lose more than win, you make a lot from it.

it’s working on a mythos that if you have the ‘good luck’ that would earn you an all-in-a-row slot machine happenstance, it doesn’t feel you need the benefit of more winnings. Its a cute concept!

[theusulsuspect]

cute AND bad for the economy™

[foreveraneopean]

#268

[jazz--invincible]

[foreveraneopean]

Remember when everyone wanted a royal pet because only the super rich could afford the paint brush and if you had one it meant you were like an “elite” player? you know before the economy went to shit

[neostruggz]

thanks banksy

[vicamey-deactivated20180831]

Found a bunch of lupe treats at smoothie king…

[snow-chia]

[slothgummies-deactivated2015082]