Probably The Least Eldritch Of The Horrors

She/They

[jame7t]

a girl bit me so hard new pronouns appeared in bio

[immortalfools]

this is how it spreads. girls rise up and take over the world! everyone will lesbians!!!

[veryberryskye]

It’s pride month, princess. You know what that means

huh? you want me to like, perform gay maid abuse? what?

[immortalfools]

you don't get it: this is their month. the gay maids are at their most powerful. it's their turn to abuse you.

[veryberryskye]

Hello I Think I’m In Love With You

[immortalfools]

i want to bite her and sip her blood lovingly

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[immortalfools]

this is literally true. i am scampering around in the air ducts, hoping for astronauts to finally visit so i can parasitize one of them to use as a meat puppet for my earth invasion.

[jame7t]

just scanned your blog! oh No….

[immortalfools]

Then you have seen my corruption.

[jame7t]

stay away from my posts, I don’t want the disease that turns your text purple. FUCK

[immortalfools]

My blight spreads...

[jame7t]

just scanned your blog! oh No….

[immortalfools]

Then you have seen my corruption.

[immortalfools]

going all in on spiders, baby!!!

[immortalfools]

back in my day souls used to taste like honey barbecue. now they don't. that is all.

[veryberryskye]

do i have any haters does anyone want to be my hater

[immortalfools]

oh, sure! as a creature of darkness, i've been looking for a royal to curse with eternal slumber. nighty nighty, hime-tan!!

[evilwizard]

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

[immortalfools]

Listen. Big Freaking Spike Trap. If that doesn't work, add a second Bigger Freaking Spike Trap. Keep adding Bigger and Bigger Freaking Spike Traps until the hero gets Spiked.

[immortalfools]

Horrors de Eldritch and Madness Through Image

Dark Haunted Castles with Vampiric Lineage

Perched on their rocks Accurst Sirens do sing

These are a few of my favorite things!

[immortalfools]

don’t kill yourself people. if you die i can’t corrupt your eternal soul :(

[jame7t]

ladies love to click on me and select my special abilities menu.

[immortalfools]

we do!!! your special abilities are just so useful! especially gobble grass

[immortalfools]

[immortalfools]

meeting of the minds

[immortalfools]

blarrrgh im sooo scary im a big spooky monster you want to kiss me soo bad

[immortalfools]

I think most people should stay alive. but hey dont take my word for it im a creature…