Creature of Corruption

She/They

[pukicho]

Hey guys I have this lil sealed pikachu card I plan on selling at a card shop near me, but... ermm just in case, I thought I might ask if anyone here wanted it instead. I don't mind selling it for a bit less than whatever it goes for on Ebay.

[immortalfools]

how about one☝️ nasty☠️ rusty🕸️ copper coin?

[dark-light-knight]

Illustration from The Rime of the Ancient Mariner for Andrew Lang’s The Blue Poetry Book by Lancelot Speed (1891)

[evilwizard]

pitch for my new tarot card “Me And The Bestieee”

[pukicho]

Let’s role play, you be the enfeebled gnome and I’ll be the gunslinger

[myboobsaresentientbeeings]

but i wanna be the gunslinger :(

[pukicho]

Silence, Gnome

[immortalfools]

i think this is a really good metaphor for something but im not sure what

[jame7t]

(Comes back from the evil sorceress’s tower covered in suspiciously placed bruises and poorly hidden hickeys) Uh Yeah Uhm she was torturing me Haha don’t worry abt it. By the way have you guys ever considered joining Her Dark Army

[pukicho]

That's rich coming from you!!

[pukicho]

[immortalfools]

pukicho, where are you? do you need help? are you alone? are you sure you're alone? have you seen the shadows move in your peripheral?

are you sure you're alone?

[evilwizard]

hey welcome to my evil lair, good job beating my minions. yeah hold on before i fight you let me just stand directly underneath this massive iron chandelier held up by four ropes connected to big stakes at each corner of the room. like an idiot

[immortalfools]

hey!!! you gotta give em a chance. otherwise it's just not fun. do you understand how boring it gets instantly disintegrating every guy that comes in??

like, 'oh, you overcame my grueling trials and gained a new love and respect for your comrades? too bad. skeleton divine death blast'. really???

come on man. who do you think you are

[miyoriia]

[immortalfools]

[immortalfools]

it's scary time. everybody get scary.

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[evilwizard]

finally someone said it

[veryberryskye]

this lair sucks. your hoard is only like 4 feet tall. you should really work on your image too, i only let you kidnap me because i thought it was cute how you got all flustered trying to be scary. you don’t even have a giant birdcage to put me in..? i’ll have the servants send one over. i’ll have them bring some more threatening outfits for your human form too. i can’t be seen with you wearing those rags. let’s do your makeup before they get here

[ace-trainer-alice]

The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.

[thedeliaishere]

The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[immortalfools]

this is how every corruption/transformation smut reads i think

[immortalfools]

If I so wished it I would be featured in a creature feature as the creature.