neopets dot com ruined my life

[adobe-outdesign]

I like Neopet naming conventions because they all fall into the following categories:

Weird set of letters that don’t describe anything in particular but man do they sound good (Acara, Xweetok)

Puns (Flotsam, Jetsam)

Onomatopoeia of an animal noise (Buzz, Hissi)

Contains part of a real animal name (Cybunny, Moehog)

Real animal name but I don’t think you tried at all (Koi, Kau)

Named after real-life actor Bruce Forsyth because the original version of the pet was just a recolored photograph of him (Bruce)

[flipchild]

[adobe-outdesign]

this image came to me in a dream

[neostruggz]

print out and give to ur crush

[reputayswift]

[mantegato]

are you single? are you straight? are you a fan of

[herder-of-gnorbus]

They should invent a yooyuball thats doesnt give you carpal tunnel syndrome

[meepons]

[neostruggz]

should we start taking bets on if neopets is coming back at all

[fuckyeah-terrormountain]

[neostruggz]

I have a stamp avatar now so I think that means I made it???

[neostruggz]

these new daily quests have got everyone on the nc spamming about needing neofriends

I wish we could go back to arguing about the ethics of keeping a tick as a pet and reborn dolls

[regrettableneopets]

who had 'neopets climate change plot' on their bingo card

[neostruggz]

I have just learned you can apply to be a neopets brand ambassador and I'm ready to shoot my shot

[neostruggz]

who is rioting with me

[christinaplaysneopets]

are you single? are you straight? are you a fan of ll cool j?

yes / yes / yes

yes / yes / no

yes / no / yes

yes / no / no

no / yes / yes

no / yes / no

no / no / yes

no / no / no

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

[christinaplaysneopets]

okay but also, i almost answered incorrectly in my own meme poll because when this was going around i thought i was straight so i was about to habitually say 'yes' for the second one

[christinaplaysneopets]

reblogging one last time before this ends for the old crew

[switch]

rejoice, it took at least 6 years, but they've finally unhid fyora's left eyeliner layer