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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Love Begins
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@foreverboredasfuck
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone
fucking what
B I G D O O T
This is weirdly cute and enchanting
YALL GHOSTS BETTA SANG @lyricism1898
When does the album drop?
Here in August, getting in that Halloween mood.
Okay but this just put me in the biggest Halloween mood!!!
^^^^^^
skeletons
i have no idea what i just watched but i love it
ITSFUCKING TIME BITCH YES MY FUVKING SONG IS U P A GAIN FUVK ME HALLOWEEN
Oh…. so that’s why they all have fucking triangles.
TIL
An epic arms race
I feel hella cute today. Going to the BSO for Harry Potter
Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid
So basically just inviting any boy over?
im……….. sorry…
I caught a groundsnake {Sonora semiannulata} in our front yard- it’s so pretty I almost want to keep it! 🐍 back into the wild it will go.
A little jingle I learned as a kid in regards to their color pattern to determine if it’s venomous or not : “if red touches yellow you’re a dead fellow (coral snake)- if red touches black you’re okay jack” (Thanks Bill Nye!)
no offense but this is a cinematic masterpiece
I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it
I submitted my application and resume
I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW
My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB
Some updates. I’ve been working at Gordon Ramsay’s steakhouse for almost 4 months and I’m progressing to the point where sous chef is in my very near future.
I’m out here doing my thing and I’m blessed to have all this support and positivity 🙏🏽✨
The best line in Lilo and Stitch is, “No! Don’t touch that! It’s from my blue period!”
Like not only is Lilo familiar with goddamn Picasso despite being maybe 8, but she’s made enough serious art of her own that she can divide it into similar periods.
Lilo is a goddamn prodigy. She is an eccentric genius on par with Tesla or Van Gogh.
Like those pictures she took were both dismissals of beauty standards (she mostly photographed fat people who were not conventionally attractive and she referred to them in awe as beautiful) and subversions of the dehumanization tourists subjected her to as a native Hawaiian (she photographed tourists like they were simply part of the landscape, just as they did to her).
This little girl understands art better than me.
i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen
look for the helpers
i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those
SHAILENE WOODLEY HAS HAD ENOUGH I’M DYING
I can’t even breath!
deadass tho. I would have honked Regina’s ass back to last Tuesday’s PTA meeting.
I’m Regina
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
Let me tell you of A Thing.
Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.
Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.
cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god
This is the gay and sexier version of that “wow” vine
im ?
blessed video
