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catchymemes

oddpoke

My old friend, my companion, and my brother in arms

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

We also grew up with both cassette tapes and CDs which are the musical equivalent…

cipheramnesia

This is why there’s a whole generation that never throws out obsolete electronics. We lived through about 5 years which rolled out dozens of new universal formats and universal connectors.

fluffygif

I’ve never seen a puppy pranking his nosey siblings

bitchy-alien

One of my favorite Christmas things is pictures of cats with Christmas lights reflected in their eyes.

Magic.

onlyhuman

alltimelaws

Alex Gaskarth in the AP video 2017 ٩(◕‿◕)۶

daddyfuckedme

This is a Group Chat on Tumblr.

Hi I made a group chat for the bachelor, bachelorette, & bachelor in paradise. Feel free to join.

#the bachelor season 25 #bachelor in paradise #the bachelor matt james #the bachelorette #the bachelor #bachelor nation

theoppositeofadults

mevima

Translation: The cycle of life of the tomato, the blueberry, the blackberry, and the strawberry…

fluffle-talk

Dogs for President

badderasser-deactivated20240715

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

hojolove

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

madgastronomer

when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.

I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.

But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)

And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.

themintycupcake

This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.

aridotdash

https://xkcd.com/150/

undanewneon

I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me

spuffybot

I’m thirty and my first big furniture purchase was a custom coffin shaped coffee table that opens up and is lined with purple crushed velvet. I would have loved it at 13 and I love it now. Growing up doesn’t mean you have to abandon what makes you happy.