[STRONG ARM EMOJI]

leah / 20s / US / nsfw / spoilers / queued ☆currently: bnha, hq☆

[twinberry]

sorry I can’t come in to work today I’ve got the stigmata

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cartographerswithoutborders]

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

[leafcrunch]

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet

[louislumbarcurve]

Bedelia: There is only one way you can forgive Will Graham

Hannibal: I have to eat him

Me:

[alexander]

[henlolizer]

[arandomthot]

Glad to know that Alexa’s so forgiving 

[rametarin]

Alexa did not say she forgives you. she merely said not to worry.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[mochipanko]

Ghibli fashion - Howl, Haku & the Baron

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Sophie, Kiki, Chihiro & Arrietty!

[neon-elliot]

[scarecade]

spirited away au where everything’s the same expect no face’s mask looks like this

[rosebud-wizard]

[scarecade]

now that’s what i’m talking about

[fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2]

due to personal reasons i’ll be

[cabernetsauvigmom]

[wellbutrinboy]

god grant me the serenity to do it to em

[wellbutrinboy]

and the courage to accept that i had to

[everythingstarstuff]

[wifiwife]

Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.

— Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)

[spector]