Living in the past

Fuck

[micdotcom]

[honeybottledrip]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[theyellowbrickroad]

[scenicroutes]

#big comfy couch was soo fucking real about it

[ambivalent-peaks-deactivated202]

This explains so much about my life

[submissivefeminist]

I never thought I would reblog the Big Comfy Couch on this blog…

[nekoise]

Why WOULDN’T you reblog Big Comfy Couch on your blog?

[00oo00oo0o0oo00ooo0-deactivated]

That was perfect * claps*

[avengersincamphalfbloodstardis]

someone: stop quoting John Mulaney all the time

me:

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

The picture wont load but i know its just him screaming no

[cellocakeglamour-deactivated202]

Musicals by John Mulaney

Book of Mormon:

I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.

Heathers:

Adult life is already so goddamn weird.

Phantom of the Opera:

God can’t hear you.

Dear Evan Hansen:

And I said “no” you know, like a liar.

Mean Girls:

13 year olds are the meanest people in the world. They will make fun of you but in an accurate way. They’ll be like “Hey, look at that high-waisted man. He got feminine hips.”

West Side Story:

Every new song is about how “Tonight is the night” and how “We only have tonight.” That’s such 19 year old garbage.

Rent: *aggressive push* Excuse me, I am homeless, I am gay, I have AIDS, I’m new in town.

Chicago:

“Get away from my wife!” “No one talk to my wife!” “I didn’t kill my wife!”

Les Mis:

🎶Bread is God is Bread🎶

Cabaret:

College is a $120,000 hooker and you are an idiot who fell in love with her. She’s not gonna do anything else for you!

Cats:

Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken!

Mary Poppins:

Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.

Bonnie and Clyde:

Here’s how easy it was to get away with a bank robbery back in the ‘30’s — as long as you weren’t still there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.

Anastasia:

Was there even a ghost, Mother, or was the dead Victorian girl you saw just me all along?

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

the only song i ever listen to is potential breakup song by aly & aj. i never listen to anything else. if i feel like listening to music that’s what i listen to. it’s been on repeat since 2007. my itunes consists of 1 song, potential breakup song by aly & aj, and the play count is somewhere around 50,000 plays. if you ever see me listening to music, don’t even ask what song i’m listening to, because you know it’s potential breakup song by aly & aj, so why would you even ask

[jasonapham]

[enchanted-dystopia]

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

[profeminist]

[mysliceoffun]

Representation is SO important.

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]

[zarrynotzerrie-blog]

[chrisprattawesomesource]

[legitimatelala]

Chaotic angel

[thebreakfastgenie]

Andy Dwyer is gifted ADHD fight me

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[throwbackblr]

[tomhiddles]

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

[askyofdiam0nds]

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

[bicorn]

 #finding out lindsey doesn’t have a twin is on my list of top 5 traumatic childhood events

[perfectmeatloaf]

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

[cronope-blog]

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

[whitemum]

 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

[castielismycherrypie]

YOU CRUMB

[struggletoast]

[sushinfood]

you found him and he is proud of you

[coconabe]

Unmute please!

[nickelodeonplease]

he was the fuckboy i knew before i knew what a fuckboy was

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

remember when tommy nearly straight up murdered his brother

[nickelodeonplease]

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD