ilya the condoms just come like that. was i supposed to somehow buy less than a full box of condoms. like the condoms just come attached like that how was i supposed to have less condoms
The funny part is - the next time he's there Shane will only have like one or two condoms in the drawer.
He'll do this on purpose because "okay, I guess having more than the necessary amount of confirmation is weird, so I'll keep the rest in the bathroom and only leave 1 or 2 in the nightstand." And he's thinking he absolutely nailed this Sexual Interaction™
Meanwhile Ilya is going to be mentally CRASHING THE FUCK OUT that there are only two sad little condoms left in the drawer.
"there were 7 left last time. there were 7 left in the box. who else is hollander fucking? who else is hollander bringing to the Sex Condo????????"
Ilya doing dickmetic to try to figure out how many people Shane might have slept with since they last hooked up
