david bowie is influencing your behavior

moss. xe/xem/xyr. 20s. pfp by @Onesimplygooda2 on twitter

[fettiowi]

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[florensicz]

la contesse madelaine d'artois, your charm will never fail you

[taohun]

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

[taohun]

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

[waywardsoul-s]

Rereading all systems red and the first 2 chapters are strong contenders for funniest intro to a book series. Jumping straight to action, and mb is giving us absolutely no info about anything. Who are those people? Some weird hippies it's not important. Why are they here? Mb does not give a shit. What is this planet? Fuck if it knows. Here is a small paragraph that fucking states everyone's relationship status like a wiki article that we are never gonna get back to. Ugh there are hostiles that keep us away from our media #our media.

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

[eater-of-the-sand]

can you please make one for Ireland

[sirompp]

yeah okay

[jellyfish-grave]

[slutstarlet]

[mochiango]

A Sleep Deprived Sketch 💛

I haven't drawn them in a looooong while omg

[miraculan-draws]

Part of a historical art movement/style series! Louis de Pointe du Lac, Impressionism

Claudia, Art Nouveau

[sailatina3]

[snandtnurtle]

[ID: A Brazilian soccer player sits on the sidelines with crossed arms looking upset. On the chair next to him is a plushie of Hatsune Miku, also in a Brazilian jersey, looking joyful. /End ID]

[hobbitdad]

[snandtnurtle]

[ID: Super Elite Homosexuals Are Now Recruiting Extraterrestrials Into Their Ungodly Lifestyle /end ID]

[paper--machete]

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

[paper--machete]

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

[if-you-show-me-your-teeth]

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

[deceivinglyaverage]

do you wear your glasses during sex and/or in the shower?

yes ~(+3.00/-3.00)≤

no ~(+3.00/-3.00)≤

yes ~(+2.00/-2.00)

no ~(+2.00/-2.00)

yes ~(+1.00/-1.00)≥

no ~(+1.00/-1.00)≥

yes (im legally blind)

no (im legally blind)

im bald/nuance/secret third option/results

Voting ended onJul 2

ps i dont wear glasses so if i've somehow fucked this up in a way previously thought impossible please forgive me

[ciaran]

being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy

[ackee]

sigh. i miss everyone's ocs. can everyone update me on what their ocs are doing rn. or if you've made new ocs in my absence. thank you

[ackee]

"oh this must be for OP's close mutuals/followers" wronggggg. i'm nosy about everyone's ocs. so lets hear it !

[euthyami]

INTRODUCING MY BAD KIDS DESIGNS AT LONG LAST!!

safe to say i'm back i miss d20 sm...

alt versions under cut !