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[thevinxia]

Made smile dog on tomadachi life, not very accurate I’m aware. It was a photo bash of the lion stamp and then I just messed around. I got £4 because someone managed to guess it before it was finished (thank you my dear cousin for giving me it💛)

[forgottenapple]

I got robbed out of £4

[windybluebelles]

Pointing at picture of my own face: how much for the boy?

[forgottenapple]

Hes lying, hes been tryna sell our friend to the rest of us

[forgottenapple]

Creepypasta fixations hit me so hard I wanna learn how to draw

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[forgottenapple]

Ughhhhhh I need to watch marble hornets, and ive wanted to for the longest time but I haven't had a chance to watch all 9 hours and I always forget my place 🥀 trust, as soon as ive finished my exams, marble hornets will be the first thing I watch

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[loser-online]

its happening help me im getting sucked back into creepypasta after so many years

[nekrott]

i imagine there’s a lot toby didn’t learn from his dad, so tim picks up the slack. teaching him how to fight properly, how to clean up after a body, how to shave, how to deal with a breakup. y’know, mentoring proxy stuff— and big brother stuff.

[yasmimkilleruwu]

[scariest-crepeypastas]

“Run!” I cried, cryingly! “It’s Geoff the Killer!”

“That’s right,” The pale freak snarled, brandishing the Knife, “And I’m going to— wait did you just spell my name ‘Geoff’ what the hell is wrong with you”

[sushizushi6]

[forgottenapple]

I GIGGLED, THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

[forgottenapple]

I used to watch Winx Club alm the time as a kid, and I was in B&M yesterday and found out they had REBOOTED it and was horrified about how much they had changed the characters

Who the heck is this????? Not my Stella. Stella does NOT look like this 💔💔

This is Stella:

The icon, the gal, the one and only, the og

Im too scared to see how much the others have changed

[forgottenapple]

I try and play cards with my friends, found out one of them plays like a 5 year old

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[bertholdwizner]

Marble Hornets - The Proxies 📹🌲

[butchhamlet]

macbeth is shakespeare’s funniest tragedy and mr. macbeth is the funniest character in macbeth. he listens to these creepy old women tell him he’s gonna be king and IMMEDIATELY decides the only thing he can POSSIBLY do is kill a guy and then he waffles about it for a full act and finally comes to the conclusion that it’s morally wrong and then HE DOES IT ANYWAY and his entire fucking life falls apart with an inevitability that is genuinely hilarious

[butchhamlet]

the other exceedingly funny thing is that he doesn’t even cover his ass that well like??? sure the morning right after the murder he gets away with it but even then he almost straight fucks it by killing the guys he framed. and then within a few months everyone in scotland independently comes to the conclusion that he did it ANYWAY because like. WHO else would it have been

[butchhamlet]

funniest moments in macbeth:

“o? by whom?” (a classic)

“what, you egg” (also a classic)

“twas a rough night”

macduff telling lady macbeth he can’t say what happened because she’s a woman and then spinning around and IMMEDIATELY telling banquo within FULL earshot of ladymac

“that i did… kill them… 👉👈”

macbeth giving the whole “blood will have blood” speech and then going “…….what time is it”

the witches, whom we’ve just seen making a potion of baby parts, saying “something wicked” about macbeth. your king steps onto the scene and these literal actual witches go “oh, bitch? a bitch?”

malcolm’s I Fuck Too Much Speech

and then. when he takes it back. he says “why are you silent?” which implies macduff is just. sitting there.

“take thy face hence”

macbeth absolutely wrecking young siward’s shit and then just going “thou wast born of woman” to his corpse

[butchhamlet]

in honor of this post getting an absurd and terrifying amount of notes here are my favorite tags

also, for those of you asking to see macbeth as a dark comedy: i haven’t seen a production specifically billed as such but definitely the funniest macbeth i’ve seen is the folger 2008 one which, by the way, is free on youtube! it definitely leans into the horror aspect but it also is just. laugh-out-loud funny sometimes like these actors know how to punctuate their lines to get at that absurd humor! and i’ve watched it twice in like two months

[antique-scarecrow]

was anyone gonna tell me Macbeth was a comedy or was i supposed to read that here myself?

[downthegenderriver]

Also the bit where Macduff kid is getting murdered and he goes “oh, you’ve killed me” *dies* like what a mood

[jackironsides]

It’s in the nature of good storytelling that you have genuine comedy encompassed in a tragedy and, on the flip side, genuine tragedy encompassed in comedies. Take a look at Much Ado About Nothing: plenty of tragic tropes (it shares whole story beats with Romeo and Juliet), but since the good end happily and the bad unhappily, it’s a comedy.

[darkcommet]

After hearing ‘none of woman born’ and Macbeth being like, “Awwww fuck yeah! I’m a super freak and no one can touch me” but him still going through a moral crisis will never not be a little funny to me.

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach