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|| At your service || |FC5 OC | 01/03 | Sideblog to brcwler |

[forhirc]

"I'm sorry what?!"

[forhirc]

@redjaybird

"Die"

"No one was talking to you, dearie."

[redjaybird]

"I still want you to die"

[forhirc]

"As so many others. And wouldn't you miss me? Imagine having to go back to stabbing your lovely man again because you can't let your frustrations out on me~"

[forhirc]

@redjaybird

"Die"

"No one was talking to you, dearie."

[forhirc]

"Well, time to send out some glitter bombs again."

[forhirc]

"Hey now, don't shoot the messenger! I even told you that for free."

"Why don't you go see if that lovely little grump of yours is alright, huh? Juuust to make sure. Come on, chop chop time's a wastin'! Who knows what he is up to."

[redjaybird]

"LIKE YOU'D BE A USEFUL MESSENGER FOR ANYONE! I'M GONNA SMASH YOU INTO TINY PIECES SO MUCH THAT THEY CAN NEVER BE USED AGAIN!"

[forhirc]

He's really trying to stay casual but fails by now.

"Oh you'll get nasty wrinkles if you keep frowning like that. Let me just..."

Something is thrown in Jays direction and thick smoke erupts between them.

"Bye now!" And with that he absolutely books it to his car.

[forhirc]

"I'm sure it's not gonna be a problem, he usually has enough backup with his little gang, right? Nothing to concern your pretty head with. It would be too complicated to explain anyways."

"Ask him, maybe. He can surely word it better for you."

[redjaybird]

"Maybe you should worry your stupid fake head if you keep talkin' like that, you piece of shit!"

[forhirc]

"Hey now, don't shoot the messenger! I even told you that for free."

"Why don't you go see if that lovely little grump of yours is alright, huh? Juuust to make sure. Come on, chop chop time's a wastin'! Who knows what he is up to."

[forhirc]

He's slowly backing away, his eyes never leaving Jay. "Oh you know, this and that. Don't worry about it. He should just be mindful of who is close when he talks business. "

[redjaybird]

"Maybe you should watch your ass! What the fuck are you babbling about?!"

[forhirc]

"I'm sure it's not gonna be a problem, he usually has enough backup with his little gang, right? Nothing to concern your pretty head with. It would be too complicated to explain anyways."

"Ask him, maybe. He can surely word it better for you."

[forhirc]

"Ah, you know what I think I have to go walk my goldfish. Was nice chatting with you, love, say hi to your husband. Heard some interesting things about him through the grapevine!"

[redjaybird]

"THE FUCK DID YOU HEAR?"

"YOU CAN'T WALK A GOLDFISH, YOU DUMB FUCK!"

"DIE YOU COWARD!"

[forhirc]

He's slowly backing away, his eyes never leaving Jay. "Oh you know, this and that. Don't worry about it. He should just be mindful of who is close when he talks business. "

[redjaybird]

@forhirc "Aw, you're such a spoil sport, love"

"Go walk into a vat of acid"

[forhirc]

He makes kissy faces at Jay.

[redjaybird]

"I can and will melt you myself"

[forhirc]

"Ah, you know what I think I have to go walk my goldfish. Was nice chatting with you, love, say hi to your husband. Heard some interesting things about him through the grapevine!"

[redjaybird]

@forhirc "Aw, you're such a spoil sport, love"

"Go walk into a vat of acid"

[forhirc]

He makes kissy faces at Jay.

[fuckyeahcyber-punk]

[empires]

hynpos’ myth event || day 1

↪ favorite greek/roman deity: Eros

    god of love and sexual desire

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

[ Aphro in B2 also :V ]

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“But I figured, since you’re here, why not take care of you?”

[forhirc]

"Oh you know I would just love to spend some quality time with you but I am really really busy today. My schedule is bursting. So perhaps next time."

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“What a weird way to say things”

[forhirc]

“Isn’t it? And what a worrying urge to just pour acid over innocent synthetic beings.”

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“Innocent? They’re stupid fuckin’ machines that just get in the way. They don’t even bleed, how lame.”

[forhirc]

“So what fun would it be to pour acid on them? They don’t even feel pain.”

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“I just said it was a fuckin’ urge, alright. Like,outta fuckin’ nowhere.” “Also c’mere.”

[forhirc]

"No thank you very much. Why don't you pop off and search for a robot to melt? Nice and far away from me?"

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“What a weird way to say things”

[forhirc]

“Isn’t it? And what a worrying urge to just pour acid over innocent synthetic beings.”

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“Innocent? They’re stupid fuckin’ machines that just get in the way. They don’t even bleed, how lame.”

[forhirc]

"So what fun would it be to pour acid on them? They don't even feel pain."

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“What a weird way to say things”

[forhirc]

"Isn't it? And what a worrying urge to just pour acid over innocent synthetic beings."