FloopsOfTheSoda

@fork-fag

Asexual, the creature falling through your walls hitting all the pipes and yelling “FUCK” everytime | pronouns: whateverdafuk words to live by: be gay, do fags, hail hestia (This is my main, a also have an HDG alt and an art alt)

389 posts

Well fuck I might need to make an HDG blog…

Fuck it

Felt like making an HDG account

Here it is

Jolteon is the least friendly appearing eeveelution and I will die on this hill

Jolteon is like a scappy little dog! So pointy too!

The points are canonically super sharp!! Can't cuddle the pupper!!! Can't pet the pupper!!! Can't hug the pupper!!!

Not like flareon, flareon warm and fluffy

Lefeon fluffy and soft

Eevee big floofy cat-fox

Even glaceon is nice and soft!! Big cooling pillow!!!

Jolteon just pointy and zappy and sharp!! Big hurt!!

Jolteon is the least friendly appearing eeveelution and I will die on this hill

#leafeon on top #pokemon #eevee #eeveelution #pokemon eevee #jolteon #random #pokémon #eeveeevolution

device--conduct

as a vaporeon your only mission in life is to slap your biiiiiiiig damn tail and splash around

device--conduct

as a flareon your only mission in life around is to be fluffy and have an awesome attack stat

device--conduct

as a jolteon your only mission in life is to run around super fuckin fast and be spikey and cool

device--conduct

as an umbreon your only mission on life is to glow and lurch around and go "rrrreaerrr" and stare at stuff with your red eyes

device--conduct

as an espeon your only mission in life is to hear a whole lotta stuff with your big ears and make stuff float and bask in the sun

device--conduct

as a leafeon your only mission in life is to have dope defenses and go around in forests and be cool and green

device--conduct

as a glaceon your only mission in life is to walk around graciously in the cold and lay comfortably in the snow

device--conduct

as a sylveon your only mission in life is to go around joyously and hold onto stuff with your big ribbons and go "(whistling sound)"

device--conduct

as an eevee

evui

TRUCK-KUN!!!! HIT ME!!! I WANT TO BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL RPG WORLD!!!

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

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Hhhhhhh

anothermarkiplierfan

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

fruitloopghosty

offbrandbeethoven-blog

i

immortalcheesewedge

balance

itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

Hehe balanced

cossachka-offical

OMG CHAT THE BALANCE IS STILL PERFECT

Edit: adding a screenshot, this is AFTER i LIKED AND REBLOGGED exactly once. prev nation has done a good job lol

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

Huh

Huh

Hhhhhhh

anothermarkiplierfan

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

fruitloopghosty

offbrandbeethoven-blog

i

immortalcheesewedge

balance

itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

Hehe balanced

cossachka-offical

OMG CHAT THE BALANCE IS STILL PERFECT

Edit: adding a screenshot, this is AFTER i LIKED AND REBLOGGED exactly once. prev nation has done a good job lol

Did you know that AUTISM causes.... 😦😦😦 VACCINES !!!!!!

just because white boy wasn't boy at birth doesn't make him any less of white boy

The same goes for the little German boy who was never the same after she saw all the cuntenserven

#reference #little german boy #no little german boy

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

potatoheartsyou

reblog the money susie if u need money

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Men are not inherently Evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Men are not inherently Evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Men are not inherently Evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.

Hey so the world is in a global bankruptcy for clean water because of ai and data centres :D! Yay! Yippee! Isn't that amazing!!??

Yeah no.

AI is taking away water, which we need to survive.

We are living, a machine is not, why does it get a right to decide if we can drink or not?

maybe one day @staff will stop banning trans women and labeling their faces as 'mature content'

but alas...they fail to be anything other than transphobes..

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

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