Just a Trauma Llama

Einstein the llama, here. Welcome to my Neopets-warped mind.

[formergiftedllama]

Sorry for disappearing. My llama brothers and sisters and I are training to fight eels. I'll probably disappear again.

[rascalteeth]

Eel up to no good ⚠️

Attack for @beefnbark

[formergiftedllama]

They're never up to any good.

[fuck-customers]

[deadpowol]

[camelidae]

Exciting news coming soon for May~ There. Will. Be. Llamas. …And camels. And peacocks. And hyenas. And gharials. And sloth bears. And Barbary lions. A lot of gemsbok. A good amount of pheasants. At least two panthers. A civit. A bongo. A wildebeest. A hartebeest. Two parrots, I think. Some amphibians, but if I’m being honest the amphibians are just mentioned once or twice and don’t really do much.

[ljaesch]

Meme taken from Facebook.

[formergiftedllama]

Too real.

[valiah-creates-stuff]

I had an ephiphany…..

Capybaras are the new llamas…..

[formergiftedllama]

Capybaras will never replace us!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[formergiftedllama]

Know the difference.

[surrah698]

♥️Surrah♥️

This is weirdly accurate for what goes on inside my head... 😝😅

Show me some love, y'all! And purdy please check out my other platforms 😘 and please let me know whatcha think. I need some feedback 😊

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[formergiftedllama]

Verne has informed me that this is a "meem". I can't place WHY this is funny, it just IS. Why haven't llamas been using the internet the whole time?

[oldinterneticons]

[formergiftedllama]

I laughed so hard that I spit. Who knew humans could be so funny?

[formergiftedllama]

Why I wasn't around yesterday

I apologize for not posting anything yesterday. I'm not very good at this. After doing chores for our grandmother, Melville had all of us running an obstacle course until we collapsed in an exhausted heap on the ground. He keeps pushing us past our limit. I got so annoyed with him that I spit at him. Verne and Shelley gott irritated with him as well. We can't be too mad, though. If the world ends, it's on us.

On a lighter note, my typing skills have improved immensely. Practice makes prefect, I guess.

[inatungulates]

Llama Lama glama

Observed by xavierpiron, CC BY-NC

[formergiftedllama]

This looks just like Melville. I doubt he'd ever leave the farm to go on a trip. He's not a bad guy. Just intense. I want to go see mountains, but I'd probably get eaten by a bear.

[weepingwidar]

Jay Chung (Korean-American, 1986) - Reverberation Series No. 10 (2021)

[formergiftedllama]

I'm in an artsy mood tonight, in case you can't tell. I consider myself a sophisticated llama. An appreciator of the arts. Despite what Melville says, there's more to life than just training and preparing for the end of the world.

[vintagewildlife]

Llama By: Unknown photographer From: The Grolier Illustrated Encyclopedia of Animals 1994

[formergiftedllama]

This is fine art, right here. I'd learn art if I didn't have hooves.

[joeexclamation]

Inge Morath, A Llama In Times Square, 1957

[formergiftedllama]

Someday, my llama classmates and I are going to go on a car ride to see a play. Our grandmother promised us. I'd like to see a happy one.

[formergiftedllama]

This was fun. I have to go help my grandmother wwith the chores now. She's too old to run a farm by herself, so my classmates and I help her. I will post more later. I think I'm getting better at typimg. Again, Sorry for any mistakes.

[happyllamaglama]

[formergiftedllama]

Melville did this to me once. It was not very nice. He did apologize though. He is also working through stuff.