i'm astounded by the social ineptitude of this lad

I'm over at @one-eyed-legend now, go check that out

[one-eyed-legend]

Tom, would you make forced beard shaving a crime if you were able to? (Also, F in the chat for your beard.)

That just about wraps up the whole beard subplot. He’ll get over it pretty quick, once he gets to experience what happens next…

[one-eyed-legend]

I'm assuming Baby and Maegan didn't make it onto the shuttle, huh? Sorry if this a sensitive topic for you guys, I just noticed that they... aren't here

Crew: [ Long stare ]

Emmet: Hm. No, they didn’t.

Emmet, distracted: But next time, you should keep observations like this to yourself... (Sorry for being gone for so long! I’m sure you all know the “circumstances” the world is in-- - Ink)

[one-eyed-legend]

can believe you got murdered by Deedee, Tom.

Tom - Thank you for asking… I’m doing,

Tom - HORRIBLE.

[formerly-brilliant-wimp]

Well that makes him easier to draw I guess

[one-eyed-legend]

oh worm? Y’all alive? Eyy comgrats my boy, very proud, much proud, don’t die on me please thank you ...Anyways, have y’all come across anything, interesting lately? :0 (Happy to see this blog back in action *sobs*)

Emmet: “Anything interesting”? Well–I’m glad you asked.

Emmet: These readings are similar to an asteroid’s, but they seem to indicate an object much larger… I need to examine them further to be sure, but I have reason to believe it to be a planet. 

[one-eyed-legend]

Shave your beard tom! Pussy! You wont!

Tom - …

Tom - No.

[one-eyed-legend]

Tom: Oh, uh? Thanks? But you’re on a–

Deedee: Hey, Emmy! Get over here–there’s some readings you should look at!

Tom: –piece of paper…

[one-eyed-legend]

You guys need a GROUP HUG! especially you tom 👉👉

Tom - Alright then!  Bring ‘er in!

Deedee - …April - …

Tom - …

Tom - :v(

[formerly-brilliant-wimp]

F

[one-eyed-legend]

:o I see you are traveling the dimensions in your very own starship! A curious craft... -👑

Through dimensions and parsecs, our tiny spacecraft pushes on… though one has to wonder how long its engine will last. Or how it gets power. Hmm.

[one-eyed-legend]

April I'm in love with you and I hope you know that

April - “Thanks”

[one-eyed-legend]

So does tom like anyone~? *wink wink nudge nudge* ;)

Tom: W-well! Interesting question, but I’ll have to answer that later, haha…

[one-eyed-legend]

I love you tom

Tom - “Thanks, I love me too”

[one-eyed-legend]

I didn’t know April had facial hair...................wAIT-

April: …Humour?

[one-eyed-legend]

How come Tom has facial hair but Emmet doesn't hmmm?

Emmet: It was… repurposed.

April: Took ours, too.

Deedee: The only reason Tom looks like *that* is because he doesn’t take orders from anyone as captain. 

[one-eyed-legend]

so u lost ur eye in the war against sharks, who started a horrible forest fire which someone’s pet was trapped in?

Tom - Y-yes…?

[one-eyed-legend]

What's the story behind that eye patch ya got there?

Tom - Well, it’s a long story but I’m happy to tell–

Deedee - Didn’t you say you lost it in the war or something? 

Tom - Why yes! It was a–

Emmet - I thought you were hit in the head by.. what was it, a falling branch from the forest fire you saved somebody’s pet from. 

April- …Mmph.

 Tom- Well you see-

April - Shark. 

Tom - Wh-hANG oN JuST a MinUTE–! 

[one-eyed-legend]

Bastard.

Tom: Great, fine. 

[one-eyed-legend]

Tom how others doing there? Who are with you?

Tom - Last year was great! Before, y'know, the NUKES from a few months back…

Tom -  Oh right, the crew!

Emmet - I just told you to be careful with it, Tom.

Tom - We have April and the lovely~ Deedee with us! Tell them, how are you two doing?

April - Eh, fine.

Tom - And what about you, Emmet?

Emmet - I’m… hoping that I never have to see the inside of the communicator ever again.Tom - Great! I see everything is going just as it should!