What do you do with a B.A. in English?

~ On semi-permanent hiatus ~ Reach me through twitter My new tumblr Jodi, 23, living in Florida (though my heart is in Israel), functioning tagaholic, a bit crude and not ginger. I've developed a five-year plan to become the next great Pawnee Today reporter/part-time Dharma Initiative video producer. In my spare time, I carry out vagendas, impersonate Tim Gunn, clean smelly cats, co-edit the Bob Loblaw Law Blog, consult with consulting detectives, make pies and wake the dead, cook up Steak Me Home Tonight paninis, assassinate probation workers, place staplers in jello, and yada, yada, yada...*spoiler alert* I'm not the mother. clearly just want(s) to mate

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Please come back to tumblr. xoxoxo

DONE.

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Pssssst...

I'm over here now.

Surprise?

I'm super duper busy 97% of the time now, with graduate school and work.

Buuut 3% of the time I crave a procrastination tool.

So I've begun to miss tumblr.

I don't plan to post nearly as much as I used to, since I don't have the time.

Nor do I plan on making many (if any) ~original creations

And it'll be much more multi-fandom than before.

Oh and I reserve the right to kvetch.

(I'll still be keeping flapperorslapper, but just for ~memories really)

Thank you, good day, and the first 100 followers get a mystery prize.

The prize is my love.

And follow me on twitter? Depending on the day/my levels of snark, I tweet fairly often-ish.

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Greetings, darlings.

Hi, hello, salutations, hola, shalom, annyong, namaste, etc.

To be honest, I'm quite honored that so many of you are still following me - given that I haven't posted since February. I'm back (briefly) now because within the past 3 days, I've received these -

Plus about a dozen non-anon messages, which I personally responded to. And I wanted to assure y'all that I am absolutely alive and well. I have no idea where the apparent Jodi-is-6-feet-under rumor came from.

Alsoooo - there is now an extremely little chance that I'll ever return to tumblr. (Though I still plan to keep this account, in order to occasionally stalk my dash when acute insomnia strikes). Originally, I had planned to just take a hiatus, in hopes of returning with renewed creativity and original post ideas. But, I soon started a job planning and hosting children's birthday parties, which took up loads of time and energy.

And now, I'm super busy....with....wait for it....grad school! (Something I never ever thought I'd do). I'm pursuing a Masters in College Student Affairs, hoping to eventually work in admissions, housing, student activities, or maybe Greek life. I actually had my very first class today (which was wonderful), and will likely start a student job soon.

If you'd like to reach me, I'm on twitter here (@nobleknope). I'd LOVE to hear from you. I think my tweets are hilarious; I am wrong.

Take care, everyone! I often miss this place (and it's fabulous people), but I know that coming back - even just occasionally - would be a baaaaaad idea. I get easily addicted, and before I know it, I'm sleeping under 5 hours a night to get my fandom fix....and smelling like dashboard (french vanilla and lavender with a hint of angst, a splash of wank and a wallop of expired television shows).

Thanks for providing me with many, many hours of comfort, laughs and amusement.

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Leaving tumblr

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…ish.

I’m not deleting my account, since it’s entirely possible that I’ll decide to return in a few weeks or months or for a special occasion or two.

But while my laptop was being repaired for two weeks, I got involved with several other things.

And honestly, (nothing scandalous) I’ve just lost interest in tumblr.

Not to sound super cheesy,

but I’ll always cherish my times here.

I was super active for around 14 months, and it was an absolute blast.

Thank you allllllll for being a contestant, reliable source of entertainment, humor and support.

Having a place to showcase my ridiculous (often borderline insane) ideas has been invaluable. I’ve been continually surprised to find people who not only understand what the heck I’m posting about, but who (seemingly) enjoy it.

Stay fabulous!

And if you want to reach me, I might step up my twitter game. And I’ll still receive e-mails about new messages right here.

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Is it normal to have a dream in which the TARDIS lands beside your toilet and out leaps Bill Clinton sporting a question-mark sweater vest, Beyonce rocking a glittered fez, and Colin Firth savoring a banana?

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Yes, I'm still alive.

No, my laptop isn't.

Yes, Best Buy's still telling me that it won't be revived until March 7.

No, no I haven't had to check myself into a mental hospital for the critically internet-deprived. Yet.

Yes, I have been singing I Will Survive to myself multiple times daily.

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Forced hiatus; 2 - 3 weeks

Because all technology apparently hates me. The latest is my laptop revolting against me with a cracked screen. My life is now in the hands of Best Buy, with a 2-3 week repair estimate.

Stay fabulous, everyone! I'll be spending the next 336 to 504 hours crying into my pillow, figuring out a way to continue my never-ending job search without easy internet access nor my vital files, occasionally checking tumblr for messages via my phone (I'll try to reply, but I should mention that my blackberry also despises me), and practicing for an acting class I started a few weeks ago in which we were just assigned scenes to workshop and hooray I'm playing a errr, high-class "lady of the evening".

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I understand nothing.

I was using my laptop just fine earlier today. Then, I left the room for a few minutes. And when I came back, helllllllllooo cracked LCD screen! I can't use it at all and I absolutely no idea how that happened.

So um, I guess I'm on a forced hiatus from tumblr...until I suddenly am able to afford to work this out.

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Heyyyy, I loved your Donna Noble in the Park department post! And your tags said that you want Catherine Tate to guest star on the show. What's your ideal role for her?

Hmm, I'm thinking Tammy Two's bff. Let's call her Nonna Doble. She's a gynecologist and also volunteers at the library, dressing up in ridiculous character costumes to read to children.

One night, Nonna and Tammy 2 meet up with Ron at The Snakehole Lounge. And Nonna flirts with him, roleplaying with handcuffs, a bacon-scented whip, a brown wig, a shrimp-flavored party hat, etc. etc. - the works. It's meant to be a trick, to get Mr. Swanson to realize that he only wants to sex up Tammy, but by the end of the first epiode, Nonna and Ron have developed feelings for each other. And so, Catherine gets to play Nick Offerman's love interest for a while.

Meanwhile, Nonna of course gets entangled with several of the other characters. April overhears her karaoke performance and tries to convince Andy that Mouse Rat could use a kickass female voice. Donna (Meagle) adores her sass and extends an exclusive invite into her Mercedes. Tom and Jean-Ralphio flirt with her. Jerry's terrified of her. Leslie asks her to be her personal stylist during her campaign. Ann becomes curious about the magical wonders of the vagina, considering going back to school for a degree in gynecology. And Nonna loves getting in the zone with low cal calzones, so she and Ben have the occasional friendly lunch date.

She's also had an affair with Councilman Dexhart, once won a loud-voice competition against Park Ranger Carl, personally birthed three of 'Lil Sebastian's siblings, is divorced from Joe in the sewage department, has a stalker of an ex-boyfriend (guest-star David Tennant), and is a second cousin of Joan Callamezzo.

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Caterina Baldaro

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And omg, there's a sequel!