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norris4:
high infidelity: a series
☞april 29th♥☂ | lando x fem!reader | 3k | rating: m
You tried to cut this off so many times, but he managed to call you back every time. You tried to ignore his calls and texts so many times, but found yourself nearly depending on them at this point. But hardest of all, you tried to pretend that your loveless relationship gave you a fraction of what Lando seemed to give so easily, so readily.
(Literally 3k of pining!lando [protected sex, overstimulation, spanking, f-receiving oral, praise kink, pet name kink?, aftercare, explicit language, fluff, cheating, post-sex haze, failed relationship, random villainous IndyCar boyfriend]).
☞getaway car♥ | lando x fem!reader | 2k | rating: m
He had been right and you hated to admit it.
(Sequel to april 29th)
oneshots
☞sochi21♥☂ | lando x fem!reader | 3k | rating: m
Lando gambled and lost. You were there to pick up the pieces.
☞things to celebrate♥ | lando x fem!reader | 4k | rating: m
Lando had been in Formula 1 for five complete years. He had raced in 104 Grand Prix over nearly 2,000 days. 633 points, 1 pole position, and 6 fastest laps. All of that had given him 13 podiums, yet none of them standing on the top step. Ever since Russia 2021, he hadn’t seen a hint of the glittering lights that winning his first race would blind him with. Lando was still aggressively determined to finally get his first Formula 1 win in 2024.
☞karma is the guy on the screen♥☂ | lando x fem!reader | 5k | rating: m
The pictures come out on an otherwise normal Tuesday afternoon, as you’re having lunch with friends. It’s a typical sunny day in Monaco, a cooler breeze telling of the approaching fall, and luxury car after luxury car pass by the outdoor table the three of you are sitting at. Nothing is out of the ordinary, nothing to make anyone pause. Nothing except your boyfriend of four years, the father of the baby you currently carry, kissing another woman in several pictures taken in, presumably, several locations.
or, Lando revives you when Checo destroys you.
leclerc;16:
oneshots
☞we can be world champions♥ | charles x fem!reader | 3k | rating: m
Charles wins his first Driver's Championship.
sainz;55
oneshots
☞mi corazón, mi amor, mi vida ♥✽ | carlos x fem!reader | 4k | rating: m
Carlos knew you inside and out, intimately and wholly. He knew when you were anxious, even if you tried to hide it. He knew when you were truly happy and content. He knew when you were stressed, even thousands of miles away. He knew when you needed him and what exactly you needed.
or, you're stressing yourself to tears over exams and Carlos comes home.
plot. when max visits years after your split, the strong facade you've worn crumbles at his fingertips
wc. 3.4k
warnings. smut 18+, angry n rough sex, p in v, degradation kink, reader cheats on her longterm boyfriend lol, oral sex (f!recieving), rough fingering (f!recieving), dry humping, name-calling, doggy + missionary style, dom!max and reader who thinks shes a dom, hairpulling, slight choking, and very angsty in some parts
Two seconds.
The amount of time it takes Max to grasp your door handle and trudge into the dimly lit apartment instead of patiently allowing you to let him in is two seconds. A fitted black suit adorns his body. His body, who glides assuredly into your humble kitchen. His eyes, who choose to ignore your irritated frame.
Then his lips. His big, red lips, who swallow the copious amount of popcorn that his hands were shovelling down his throat. His massive, veiny hands who used to intertwine perfectly in yours.
Him, Max. The figure leaning over your marble counters with slouched shoulders and forearms resting against the cool surface is Max. Two cups, he notices, stand side by side on the sink. A pink Stanley cup and a cheap protein shaker that isn't his.
Max’s fingers twitch.
From where you’re frozen by the door frame, only his side profile is visible. You curl your fists tight. Suddenly, wearing an oversized Metallica t-shirt and panties didn’t seem so comfortable.
“Max.”
Your eye twitches at the acknowledgement you receive. Or lack thereof. The recently crowned third-time world champion huffs at the bowl of popcorn in his hands before turning to open the fridge. He doesn’t look very satisfied. But then again, he never really was when it came to you, was he?
The light of the furniture illuminates Max’s face rather annoyedly, contouring his sharp jawline and the curve of his lips like it had a point to prove. This is what you could’ve had, it taunted, if you hadn’t broken up.
Much louder and more irritated than before, you call out for him. And then, your eyes meet. You had spent the last few years meeting his gaze solely through the rectangular box in your living room; now, you pinch yourself in disbelief—anger, as well.
“What,” you stutter, and almost curse yourself when you catch a glimpse of his cocky smirk you remember all too well. “What are you doing here, Max?”
The fridge begins beeping loudly. Rolling his eyes, the Dutch slams it closed, slipping past you and into the living room. You follow him. The room is lit up by what feels like a thousand scented candles and it’s cold despite it.
The blond collapses on top of your couch, and the cushions pull him in like they missed him. It’s been so long, they think, and you feel better than the girl who’d been crying on us when you left.
“Where’s that guy?” Max asks bitterly, eyes stubborn on the television before him. “The one you posted yesterday at that restaurant.”
Max doesn’t follow you on any social media anymore, and an evil part of you feels content with the fact that he’d had to manually search your name to see that photo. Last night, Scotty had made a reservation at a fine, respectable Italian place to commemorate your one-year anniversary.
You had a good time; Scotty would quip about everything and anything, and you would laugh exaggeratedly. You two were a great pairing, you think— hope, for the sake of your sanity.
You make yourself home in the space next to him, pulling your knees to your chest and tugging at your shirt to cover your bare legs. “You need to leave. Now, Max.”
A quiet ‘hm’ slips past his lips. But he’s still stuck on the couch, toeing out of his dress shoes and crossing his legs together like it was his home—but, it isn’t. Not anymore. Not while you are evidently a meaningless speck in his glorious life.
When Max turns to you, disgustingly pretty blue eyes and all, you succumb to the tight grasp he has on all of your logic. “Business trip. Milan.”
An empty chuckle raises the tiny hairs on your arm and echoes across the room. Max clicks his tongue against the roof of his mouth; his eyes refuse to leave yours. He brings a cold hand to tuck a fallen strand of hair behind your ear; his fingertips leave burn marks against your cheek.
“You don’t even like Italian food,” he continues, because does he ever really know how to stop? “Does he even know you?”
And that. It shouldn’t have made you as frustrated as it did, not when you had gotten over Max. Totally. Completely. Utterly. “What, like you did? Max, you wouldn’t even give a fuck to remember our anniversary!”
The sarcastic glint in his eyes turns sour. “I had to race—Fuck! y/n, I was leading the championship, you knew that.”
“Yeah, Max, how could I forget? Red bull this, Red bull fucking that,” you seethe through gritted teeth, face inching closer to him and squinting eyes shining predatorily. “It’s been two years, Max, two years since you broke up with me. So, congrats. You got what you wanted—a trophy and a name under your belt. Why don’t you fucking leave me alone?”
Max’s breath hitches, but your uncontrolled panting inhales enough air for the both of you. Then, his hand wraps around the side of your neck, not squeezing, but it’s there. It’s warm, and it feels painfully refreshing against your skin, and your protests die in your throat.
The Dutch whispers an octave lower, and only then, when his minty breath tickles your cheekbones, do you perceive your proximity, “Because I think if you really wanted me gone, I would be by now.”
And, well. He might as well be ripping open your ribcage and twisting your heart until it breaks in half, crimson blood making a mess of the carpeted floor.
You’re left speechless under his gaze because as much as you try to deny, you know it’s true. Max would leave as fast as he did two years ago if there was even a hint of honesty in your words.
“And you know what else I think?” Max takes your silence as encouragement to continue. “I think he doesn’t fuck you well enough if you’re this desperate for it.”
Somehow, you muster up enough irritation to murmur, “I—m’not desperate.”
“No?” he taunts, extending his thumb to the underside of your chin and tilting it upward. “Why haven’t you properly kicked me out, then?”
You rack your mind for a response, a reaction—fucking anything to prove you aren’t wishing he’d just inch a bit closer to close the gap between you.
“I . . . I hate you, Jesus Christ,” you curse defeatedly, craning your neck upward and frantically meeting his stupidly large lips.
The kiss isn’t slow or loving; it’s wet and filthy and you wouldn’t have it any other way. There’s a lingering taste of honey on his tongue when he brushes it between your parted lips, and you can’t help but pull him in deeper for more.
The hand on your neck tightens significantly, Max’s breath tickling your upper lip as the other seizes around your under thigh and swiftly pulls you onto his lap.
A gasp flows out of your mouth and he greedily swallows it. You want to skin him alive when you feel him grin arrogantly, but then he presses a hand on your ass and lowers you flush against him—Him, and the massive bulge straining his black trousers—and the thoughts spill right out of your head into a gooey puddle beside your feet.
“I hate y— oh,” your murmur morphs into a shaky gasp when he rips his lips away from yours and attacks the canvas of your neck; you say those three words like you could them words into existence.
And I hate that I still want you so fucking bad; those eleven words are left unsaid like you expect him to read your mind. But Max couldn’t two years ago, and you know he can’t now.
Your hands glide over his muscular frame, relearning the sharp edges and smooth skin of his body and you moan breathily when Max sucks on the sweet spot beneath your ear. “Y’might hate me, baby, but your pussy doesn’t. Fuck, she’s dripping all ov’me.”
A pathetic whimper slips past your lips. He’s not wrong— you could feel your slick coating your panties and rubbing against Max’s pants. You were usually one to stand your ground, but fuck, you need him. Need him the same you did the first time you met, both young and inexperienced. Maybe more.
Probably more.
But he isn’t doing anything to relieve the ache between your thighs, so. Before you take matters into your own hands and grind your pussy against his covered dick, Max’s hands cup the mounds of your ass and lift you sideways to splay your body on the couch.
“Max,” you say like the breaths have been knocked out of your poor lungs, but it might not be so far from the truth.
Max positions himself in between your legs, hips and thick thighs parting them wide, and the itchy fabric against your naked skin spins your head in dizzying circles. You could fucking see the damp patch your slick left on his crotch. Your hips buck into the air; you hate him, you hate him, you hate him.
His dishevelled hair lay atop his head and you want to pull. His flush trails down his neck and you want to bite and kiss and mark it till pretty bruises litter his soft skin. Your hands and lips stay pliant under his body instead.
“Y’d only get this wet f’me, though, hm?” he groans when his fingers push your skimpy underwear to the side, unblinking like the sight of your glistening folds would disappear if he looked away.
I’m always like this for you, you feel the need to reassure, even when you aren’t here—especially when you aren’t here. But your blood still boils at his stupid hair and stupid smirk, so. He’s met with silence.
Growing impatient, Max slaps at your swollen clit, humming satisfactorily at the loud gasp you let out. He grazes his digits past the bundle of nerves, and your incessant need to murder him and fuck him till he realized he’d made a mistake letting you go only intensify.
“Answer me or I swear to fucking God I will leave you like this, shatje,” he ends up growling lowly, thick fingers hovering over your hole. “And then it’s your boyfriend’s problem.”
“Max, fuck off–”
The warm body abruptly stands up, and you don’t think you’ve ever been this cold. But the empty sensation doesn’t last long, anyway. Max barely has any time to walk away before your fingers latch onto his forearm tightly.
You splutter, “M-Max wait, wait.”
When he tilts his head down to meet your eyes with a raised brow, you have no recollection of what you'd even wanted to say.
“Please…please, just fucking help me.”
And apparently, that's all Max needs because his hands are immediately tugging your shirt off, lips trailing hot kisses in the divot of your tits. Your lips part around a moan when he purses his lips around your hard nipple, stomach stirring uncomfortably with need. His mouth leaves marks like cigarette burns in its wake; it stings against the wounds that have already healed years ago.
The Dutch doesn’t leave you much to dwell on before he lays between your thighs again, trails his hand across your body till his fingers nudge at your lips, and shoves his index and middle finger inside the wetness of your mouth. if you were slightly more desperate, you would've whimpered at the pleasent pressure on your tongue.
If.
“Fuck, lieverd,” Max exhales when you suck your cheeks in, wet muscle darting over and between his digits— wide, innocent eyes and all. “Can he get you like this? Fucking dripping and desperate for dick?”
You shake your head frantically because it’s true. Because he couldn’t, not like Max can. Satisfied, Max only presses against your throat slightly to watch you gag around him. He brings his hand back down to the space between your legs agonizingly slow and alas, pushes them both in like he’s in a rush.
“Max! Oh, oh m’God, fuck,” you gasp, the twinge of pain is quickly overshadowed by the hot pleasure bubbling in your lower stomach.
Your hips involountarily buck upwards into the fullness, but Max flattens his palm on your lower stomach to shove you down. Eyes rolling back and threading your fingers through his hair before tugging his insatiable mouth on your pussy.
“He doesn’t,” Max cuts himself off with a groan when his tongue flicks at your clit, familiar tasting slick pooling on his taste buds. “He doesn’t know you like I do, can’t make you cum as hard as I do, can he?”
He doesn’t expect a response; it isn’t even a question, as well as you’re aware. Max knows he’s the only person who can have you writhing and moaning on his fingers, cock, tongue— all three, one night.
And he’s right. But. Max’s control of the situation makes you feel queasy, so.
“No– ohh, fuckfuckfuck,” you moan, high and needy, when Max curls his fingers upwards, like a reward for agreeing with him. “He–, he fucks me better.”
From under you, Max’s face visibly dims, but you aren’t able to bask in the satisfaction it gives you before he drags his thick digits out of you—your hole clenching in protest, crying out at the emptiness when it fails to keep them inside—hooks his hands into the small of your waist, and your ass meets the hardwood floor.
“What the fuck–”
Your breath hitches when he flips you over on your elbows and knees. Back arched almost uncomfortably, furrowed brows with Max’s bruising hands on your hips to lift your ass further in the air.
When Scotty slips into bed tomorrow morning, you hope he’ll see the ugly hues of blue and green on your tainted body and leave soundlessly.
Shaking your head at the intrusive thought, you curse internally. Scotty’s nice, and you don’t deserve him. Not when you’re willingly presenting yourself to Max, the folds of your pussy connected by the lewd lines of his spit and your slick.
"Y’wanna act like a whore?" Max whispers hotly from behind you– his breath tickles your ear and his hands rise to your hair, gather your locks into a makeshift ponytail, and tug it forcefully to tilt your head back, making you wince. "I'll fucking treat you like one."
A string of your desperate whines fills Max’s ears like a symphony, and he groans with you when you begin to grind your ass backwards against his dick. His dick. Fuck, Max needs it wrapped around your tight walls, milking him for all he has; needs to watch you writhe on his cock like it was what you were made for.
“I hate you,” you repeat, much more breathless than the other times you said it, and Max has the audacity to laugh.
Though, you guess it has more to do with the fact that all the while you were saying those three words, you were still needily humping your ass against his covered dick.
You still are, and it’s driving him fucking insane. Max curses when he realizes he’s still trapped by the confines of his pants. Whoever thought wearing clothes was a good idea?
Clumsily and with only one hand whilst the other grips your hair, he fumbles out of his suit. And Max throws the articles of clothing mindlessly—on the couch, on the floor. He doesn’t know, and he doesn’t fucking care.
A relieved sigh fills the room as the cool air wraps around his painfully hard cock. Your breath hitches when you feel the thick tip graze your pussy. His hand hastily grips at his base, aligns it to your folds, and coating it in your slick as he strokes it once, twice.
“Ah! Max, holy shit,” you blabber when his cock nudges against your swollen clit, and finally, thrusts his hips forward, the tip fitting snugly against your walls. “Oh, oh, fuck, moremoremore, please.”
And Max. Well, Max is doomed.
“Fuck, liefje, your pussy missed me so fucking bad, I know, I know,” Max coos when your hole clenches around him greedily, and spreads your cheeks with one hand, gazing obscenely at the sight of you sucking more and more of him inside.
The familiar stretch burns and yet your hips push back against his cock— three words ringing in your otherwise empty mind: full, full, fuller. Max’s hips stutter as he meets your movements halfway, fucking his stupidly massive cock into your wetness and tightening his hold on your hair.
You wish you could say you hate the pain as much as you hate him.
“Max, Max, Max,” you urge him as your eyes roll to the back of your head, but you don’t really know what for; your neediness took over your senses the moment Max kissed you.
But Max, he’d already memorized all of it— all your tells, those things that pushed you over the edge—, protected them inside a dust-covered chest buried in his mind. It was no surprise he knew what to do with you now, filling you to the brim and pounding into you ruthlessly.
“Yes! Yes! Mm fuck, please, don’t stop, don’t stop,” you sob happily, and Max wouldn’t fucking dare.
The man behind you tugs you upright with the hand on your hair, his chest flush heatedly against your back and tilting your head to pounce at your neck.
“Tell me,” Max growls slowly, slowing his assaults on your wet pussy, and now, you’re almost sure that your hate is reciprocated. “Tell me he means nothing to you.”
A loud yelp leaves your lips when he slaps your clit again, and a slight gush of slick slides down your walls, dripping lewdly onto his balls. Your hand reaches up to grip his hair and pulls his pillowy lips back onto your neck; tears brim at your waterline. You aren’t sure if it’s because of how badly you want to cum or miss him— you blink.
No, no, no. That wouldn’t be possible because. Because you don’t miss him.
“He’s nothing, Max, nothing compares to you,” you cry out, and Max falters.
Then, he pulls out.
“Huh? Wha…” You inhale sharply, feeling so stupidly empty.
Before you dig a hole for you and your pussy to crawl in and die, Max is swiftly turning you over by your hips and engulfing his dick in your walls again. Your mouth falls open again; Max takes it as an opportunity to press his lips against yours.
Your hands cradle his face and kiss him back gently like he isn’t fucking the life out of you. Like he isn’t projecting his pent up frustration for the last two years onto your wet, tight pussy. A muffled cry escapes your mouth when Max thrusts into you with newfound fervor.
His lips detach from yours, burrying his forehead into the crook of your neck to, hopefully, muffle his groans. “Max– ah! Oh m’God, I’m so close, please just.”
Max nods, wild and frantic and horny, slipping a hand between your sweaty bodies. He tweaks, pinches, and rubs at your clit until you let out a shriek and your thighs close instinctively around him.
He bottoms out, grinding helplessly inside the heat of your pussy. “Cum f’me, shatje, wanna feel you cum on m’cock. Fucking cum.”
And, well, if you were even the slightest bit good at denying Max, you wouldn’t even be in this position. So. You arch your back off the ground with a high, loud moan and savour the white specs in your vision that only Max seems to bring out of you.
He fucks you through your orgasm—chasing his own with short, wild thrusts. “Ah, fuckkk, if only y’were as good as y’pussy is to me, liefje, y’d be getting m’cock like this every fucking night— Fuck!”
Beads of Max’s thick cum fill you to the brim with a loud groan and a long string of curses, tainting your insides a heavenly white. His hips stutter when you clench around him, milking him for all he has just like he’d wanted. And, when Max pulls out with a shaky gasp, he takes another piece of your heart with him.
Maybe, if you make this same mistake enough, he’d realize he has your heart already, full and pieced together.
But Max was never one to take a hint, never one to read your mind, so you settle for the parts of him you can have once in a blue moon; you settle for him picking you up, carrying you to your bedroom, cleaning the mess between your legs, and pulling the covers above your naked frame; you settle for the scowl on his face when he notices the polaroid of you and Scotty on your bedside table.
“I hate y—”
Max leaves the room before you can finish your sentence.
He knows.
authors notes dedicating this to @enchantecafe + @scuderiahoney bcs they were hor knee for max on this poll (me too) i hope you guys like it and thank you to @cafekitsune for the dividers once again xx
i feel like this isn't my best work but i'll post it anyway because i spent a lot of time on it and yolo. also i think i fried my brain with it.
also, writing this fic made me realize idfk how to write angry sex it just ends up being angsty so. i think at times theyre angry but as they go on, some of that tension dissipitates and they both realize they want but cant have each other. tried my best tho!! xx
lemme know how you liked this story or give me some feedback in the comments or my inbox! 💬🐢
taglist in separate posts bcs tumblr chooses to be annoying <33
One of the multiple Lestappen beefs that is severely underrated is Japan 2019 when Charles understeered into Max, forcing Max to retire. My favorite moment is when GP told Max that there was no investigation going on for that crash on the radio, he was like what? wha wha what where was I supposed to go? Like my man was flabbergasted 😭
And then Charles apologized to Max on instagram 😂
Lestappen in 2019 were a fever dream 🫶
they were so funny in 2019 bc you could clearly see they couldnt act civil around each other lol.
or like in 2020, when charles was acting out on track and caused them to crash and max was waiting on an apology but charles tried to gaslight him like "what happened 🤯" when he knew damn well it was his fault lol
- when max quoted the incident video on more than 5 occassions unprompted
- when max was running around the paddock in baku with a pic of charles and him as kids that he happened to find and journalists were questioning why he's so happy all of sudden and then he started showing the pic
- when max remembered a niche chuck leclerc joke and had to explain it on a podcast
- when max started explaining how charles couldn't open the door to his flat for his gf because he was live on twitch
- when max ran behind charles to take off the red bull sticker like the down bad loser he is and had to play it cool because a ferrari employee did it firsr
- when he knew the incident vid by heart in a tiktok challenge
- when he remembered a specific charles radio from years ago
- when he quoted charles' "i dont think anymore"
- when he remembered what he tweeted to charles in like 2016
- when he named charles his rival when he was an experienced f1 driver and charles was a rookie in sauber
- max immediately recognizing charles' helmet from karting when he was like 5
- when he filmed charles on the mclaren camera for so long he had to be reminded to shoot oscar too
- when charles called him out and gave him a christmas gift of the f1 game with photoshopped charles 3x on the cover and wrote a note "for my biggest fan"
━━❪ . . . description : lando's protective streak outweighs his ability for patience by a ton, and so when paparazzi get far too close and end up pushing his girl in the midst of trying to snap a few close-ups of the mclaren boy, he snaps ; inspired by the line "if anybody hurts you, I'm going to prison for life," ❫
━━❪ . . . smau ! ❫
━━❪ . . . warnings : language ❫
━━❪ . . . fc : none ❫
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ynusername
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ynusername he's home safe everyone, don't worry... a night in jail didn't hurt my little lando norris 😘
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user bro spent the night in jail for this girl – they are locked IN.
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landonorris god I missed you.
⤿ ynusername it was less than 24 hours baby 😭
⤿ landonorris so you didn't miss me ?
⤿ ynusername lan, did i not show you just how much I missed you when we got home ?
⤿ landonorris right 😏
⤿ danielricciardo you horndogs.
user these 2 are seriously something else, but I love it
oscarpiastri thanks for not dying in jail lando
⤿ landonorris you're uhm, welcome ?
⤿ danielricciardo we were so worried they'd break you in there, you're a fragile boy lan
⤿ landonorris ...mhm 🙂
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landonorris if socking a mf in the jaw earns me dinner post-bail and kisses in bed, then yeah, I'd do it all over again for my girl.
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user I don't know if I wanna be lando or y/n honestly
user they're endgame. get married already !
ynusername I'd spoil my night in shining papaya-armour anyday ;)
⤿ landonorris god, you're perfect ? have i told you that yet ?
⤿ ynusername considering you were chanting it in my ear a few minutes ago...
⤿ danielricciardo I'll say it again – you HORNDOGS. keep the dirty talk off the internet kids, don't be like yn and lando.
user MY PARENTS.
maxverstappen1 y/n, please tell me you got some pics of lando behind bars ?
