Your Hot Deaf Stoner Friend

Hedonist. 23. they/them

[fornoes]

do you ever get fired from specsavers but you're still friends with everyone who works there and you show up there all the time and you still go to all their events at which you are personally responsible for them going over their £700 tab even though that was meant for staff only. if so, how are we living the same life.

[ackee]

"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"

"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"

"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"

and so on and so forth

[redstonedust]

love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

[tlbodine]

This trait is much more endearing in fiction than in my mother.

[hottypeclub]

[poboh]

Little Girl Looking Downstairs at Christmas Party, Norman Rockwell. (1894-1978)

[scribblespecters]

That's a Gen 2 awoo if I ever heard one!

YT version | Support/commission me on Ko-fi <3

[omegaverse]

It's 2024 and i meet a guy who is kind and smart and passionate about his interests and i invite him over to hang out and when he goes into my room he sees my merch and art of all of the long haired men i fetishize and after he goes home i start texting him pics of selfies that he's never posted to any public social media profiles with various long beautiful hairstyles photoshopped over his real hair

[omegaverse]

So I can't play my game?

[distantvoices]

By Daniel Clavero for Tank Magazine September 2023

[pansyfemme]

i coated my knife in testosterone cyponate so when you die by my blade at least you will do so affirmed in your gender and moving towards a path of self acceptance

[pansyfemme]

i have one with estrogen too if thats better. just let me know. i can also do poison

[peachmarch3]

don’t stop talking about what’s happening

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[brydeswhale]

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

[watcherscrown]

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

in the club getting psychosexual

[sovietunion]

[fornoes]

is this coquette or what

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its so much and its dishonest work

[illumineeti]

employment

[keikomivra]

GOOD OMENS S02 + TUMBLR REACTIONS

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts