Sankera

You know? From your gay dreams at 3am? | He/they | 26

[duncebento]

i love posts that have a definitive line after which it's clear you can just go back to whatever it is you were doing. nothing intelligent will be said

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[maimonidiva]

atheist atheist: İ don't believe in god because İ believe in dialectical materialism, which is incompatible with belief in god

religious atheist: İ don't believe in Gd because Hashem commands us to seek truth and dialectical materialism is truth

agnostic atheist: nobody knows why İ don't understand dialectical materialism

[rabbiteclair]

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

[segamascott]

[immigrant]

byeeeee lmao the last one took me out

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[dadith]

this is specifically after that poe quest

[akeyhiko-deactivated20140715]

[ryanphantom]

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

[40ouncesandamule]

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[nooralanqar3]

#TheyLiedToYou

They say the war is over, or that it has calmed down...

But in Gaza, the bombing continues, evacuation orders keep coming, and families are still being forced to flee from one place to another.

Here, not a single day passes without fear, and not a single night without waiting for what may come next.

Gaza is still bleeding... Don't believe that it is over. 💔

[nooralanqar3]

📍 Gaza News Brief | Today

▪️ Shelling: Airstrikes and artillery bombardment continued across several areas of the Gaza Strip, particularly in the Zeitoun neighborhood of Gaza City and eastern Deir al-Balah, resulting in people being killed and injured.

▪️ Evacuation Orders: The Israeli military issued new evacuation orders for areas in the Zeitoun neighborhood, including residential districts and areas west of Salah al-Din Street, forcing dozens of families to flee once again.

▪️ Displacement: The targeted areas witnessed another wave of displacement, as families were forced to leave their tents and the few homes they had left in search of safer places, despite the absence of any truly safe shelter in the Gaza Strip.

▪️ Humanitarian Situation: Humanitarian conditions continue to deteriorate as the bombardment persists, with severe shortages of food, clean water, and medicine, while emergency and aid teams face major difficulties reaching many affected areas.

[nooralanqar3]

We are asking you to listen to the truth.

We are sharing a reality that is being hidden; our lives are still difficult, our suffering continues, and the war has not ended for us.

Believe us… what we live through every day is far beyond what words and images can describe.

We need people who can help us share our voices with the world, spread the truth as it is, and stand with us during these difficult circumstances.

We also need your support and donations to help us secure the most basic necessities of life and continue to endure.

[traitor-lord]

snake in the garden

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[pankendev]

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

[pankendev]

currently trying

[pankendev]

i think more things should be illegal

[homunculus-argument]

"Can we please stop falling for shitty rage bait foot fetish cooking videos" should not be a sentence that ever needs to be said, but alas.