Stanford Motherfucking Pines

The Author Of The Journals

[forrdpines]

This is fine lmao

[thefancywerewolf]

If this isn’t about Stanford and Stanley pines as elementary schoolers than I don’t know what is

[weirdmageddon]

canon

STANFORD: Check it out.

STANFORD: I put a spatially tessellated void inside a modified temporal field until a planet developed intelligent life. I then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity, which they now generate on a global scale. And, you know, some of it goes to power my engine and charge my phone and stuff.

DIPPER: You have a whole planet sitting around making your power for you? That’s slavery.

STANFORD: It’s society. They work for each other, Dipper. They pay each other. They buy houses. They get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power.

DIPPER: That just sounds like slavery with extra steps.

STANFORD: Ooh-la-la, someone’s gonna get laid in college.

[forrdpines]

Quick revive my account

[a-huge-frickin-snake]

DANGIT BILL JUST LET THE MAN SLEEP IN PEACE FOR ONCE

[the-skull-is-a-friend]

how did we go from

to

[forrdpines]

Taxes

[forrdpines]

Actually you were right this blog is dead

[weirdmageddon]

current aesthetic: storyboard ford

[forrdpines]

If you thought this account was dead you were wrong

[weirdmageddon]

stanford’s crooked frown gives me life

[stan-o-wars]

it’s canonIT’S CANONNNINCORPORATING IT INTO ALL FUTURE REPRESENTATIONS[jumps out of a cake]MY HOT MESSMY SMOL BABMY CUM-GUZZLING WHOREi blame stanowars for these tagsi’m durnkg;byegrunkle fordgravity fallsCROOKED FROWNBABYi love it  (tags tentacledog)

my life is complete

[forrdpines]

I have to wake up at 9am send help

[dirtygfconfessions]

[thacfanaddict]

[dirtygfconfessions]

[awkwardphotosofdipper-blog]

I wanted to prank my sister. So today, while she was out, I replaced every photo in her room with one from this blog.

[screenshotsandanime]

Screen shots at the perfect moment

[posernik]

Since when I watched ‘Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons’ episode, a coquettish Stanford vision was in my head  It’s a trap? No. Another Disney Princess!

[forrdpines]

Forgive us God for we have sinned