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@fortheloveofaher
What are the memories you canât let go of? When that song plays and you go back in time to that moment. You see the way they smile in your mind and the way the sun hits their hair and hear their voice speaking colors into your name. The way the lights glimmer off the water and the wind whips through the space between you until thereâs no space at all just your hands clinging together in the night. A bubble formed around your shadows made of laughter as your heart beats out of your chest finally awake and alive. I often wonder where you are and if you miss these things too.
i carry a lot of hurt in my heart but that will not stop me from growing and healing and becoming better than i have ever been
Rainer Maria Rilke, Selected Letters, 1902-1922
For real if unionization did end up killing Walmart, do you realize how much my town and all small towns would benefit? Walmart came here and systematically killed off all the small interesting and vital stores and services, and I know my town is chock full of creative folks who desperately want to be entrepreneurs and start a fabric shop or a deli or what have you. But until Walmart fucking dies it's impossible to run these kinds of small but vital businesses in a small town. So I say kill it.
It's literally a core part of their strategy when they open a new Walmart. They go to all the local stores and undercut all of them, even if it means selling at a loss, because they can take the profit hit and the small business can't. You ever drive through a small town's downtown square and wonder why all these gorgeous old buildings and shop fronts are abandoned? It's fucking Walmart, and we need to kill it.
#LwiththeT
Artist Fong Qi Wei continues to create time slice photos of picturesque locations using a fascinating reinterpretation of landscape photography.
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I hate people that are like "oh you shouldn't curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for.
Because saying you are and idiot is one thing
Saying you are a fucking idiot is another
Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling someone a âblight on the worldâ simply has a different energy and weight to it than calling them a fucking asshole.
You wouldnât use a rapier in the same situation youâd use a folding chair.
Finally some relatable fucking content.
I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, âlet me call another lawyerâ, and that lawyer said yes.Â
JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020
@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend, if only you knew
Itâs a very dangerous language to learn
Hereâs an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. Thatâs why itâs âla chatâ as opposed to just âchatâ. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you canât just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
#now Iâm wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year thereâs that kid who forgets that you canât translate âI am excitedâ to âJe suis excitĂ©eâ. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
âis the french language always on the vergeâ oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:Â
truly the language of love
the cows up at the fence like
As a saxophonist I approve
me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up âspoon themâ, or âcuddle chest to chestâ? I feel like it could be either â spooning is the classic warming position, and you warm up the colder part, but spoon the front and you insulate the skin with the largest temperature delta
housemates: [fervent, serious debate]
me, after a couple of minutes: to be clear, this is for a final fantasy 7 fanfiction scene where my character got really cold, the stakes arenât high in getting this completely right.
housemate: does the hypothermia exist sheerly as an excuse for the cuddling?
me: that is the only reason hypothermia exists in fanfiction.
so i asked my momâs boyfriend, who is a paramedic, and he recommended that for hypothermia, you cuddle chest-to-chest, BUT if you are digging in to survive a blizzard, spooning is preferable
Hey broâŠwe gotta survive thia blizzard bro. I know its weird but we gotta cuddle broâŠbro please we gotta surviveâŠ.lemme cuddle you bro please
my entire approach to cooking summed up in a single maxim
Does it count as flirting if I refuse to let you know how I feel about you and avoid eye contact?Â
You ever start singing songs you performed in your elementary school musicals randomly in the middle of the night?
Honestly every day.