[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[viohra]

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

[viohra]

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

[cassidyrld]

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

[warcrimesimulator]

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[raayllum]

i love it when characters are unfair, actually. i love it when they’re uncouth and cranky and hypocritical, i love it when they have cognitive dissonances, i love it when they make good and bad choices for the wrong reasons. i love when they’re short to anger and hard to understand. i love it when they’ve destroyed themselves for nothing but can’t even see either part of it yet. i love it when they’re messy and selfish and bad at communicating. i love it when they get convinced of their own ego and stuck in a feedback loop regarding their own warped paranoia. i love it when characters actively make their lives unknowingly harder for themselves. i love it when characters don’t know they’re in a story. i love it when characters are like real people

[etherealspacejelly]

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.

[should-be-sleeping]

You are allowed to accommodate yourself.

[naanviolent]

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Transfemme eggs are still absorbing all the toxic and oppressive propaganda about how women are ‘supposed’ to be even before their self-realization, the major difference between them and their cis counterparts being that they are almost unilaterally incapable of living up to even the bare minimum of those expectations and usually have their self-worth shredded to pieces as a result

[despazito]

challenging all white women to put in even half the effort they spend on fearmongering to other white women about parking lot abductions to instead support MMIWG initiatives if they want to actually make a difference in protecting women

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[artbyblastweave]

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

[dialectrician]

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

[artbyblastweave]

I SAID HOLD STILL

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[sourcreammachine]

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[dark-entity-requests-possession]

Ich biiin’s dein Schutzengel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 also. In etwa sechs Monaten wirst du verhungern.🥺 und wenn ich dich nicht beschütze dann werde ich #gefeuert! 🫢 und das ist Nicht Gut 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Also🙏 Ich habe mich über die Gründe von Verhungern informiert und es stellt sich raus: dein Tod ist komplett vermeidbar! 😯 Oh oh! 😆 es gibt mehr als genug Lebensmittel um dich zu ernähren, ohne jemand anderen in Mitleidenschaft zu ziehen, aber du darfst sie nicht haben. 🤨 Waaaas? 🤷‍♀️ Anscheinend ist dein Tod von tausenden sogenannten „Shareholder“-Dingern geplant. Also 🙏 Ich hab Leute getötet,

[pseudophan]

interviewer: how would you describe yourselves phil? are you comedians?

phil: yeah we're comedians but also just relatable pe-

dan: W̸̯͠E̶̙̣̯̞͙̦͐̓̈́͑̚͝ ̴̛̦̩͇̦͒̈́̍̐͠͝F̵̭̝̀́Ǘ̵͇̱̟͕͈̓͐͠͠C̴̼̦̮̎K̷̥͕͎̠̮̥̏ͅ ̸͉̮̒͑̆̾Ę̴̛̲͚̏͒́̑̚͝ͅA̷̢̲̰̳̠̓͐̅̓͑C̵̢̭͇͉̮̭̅̌̍͠H̸̛̫̝̽͂̈͋̓ ̸̨̞̪͓̗̳̥̏Ó̸̰̌͘͠T̸̗̥̩̈́͛̎͝H̵̢̛̘̪̭̆̊̿̍̿E̷̗̟̠̤͂̍̒̅̈́̾R̴͉̗̙̩͓̅̎.̶̪̜͙̟̟͛̇̈́̋̈̿̀ ̶̻͍͉̟͌͆̈̿̇͋Į̴̦̣̭͚̎̍́͆̄̚͘Ṉ̸͇̺͚̝̬͛ ̵̤̠̺͇̈́̓͑ͅĄ̴͔̝͓̼͈͙͆̅̿͠ ̴̜̔̅̍̋̀͠͠G̸̻̖̖͌̒̉̀̈́͆͝A̸̧̢͔̤̝̟̬̒̌̃̾̾͑͝Y̴̛̏͗̈́͜͝ ̴̩͓̈̍̐̏̽̎̀Ẅ̷͉̠̜͈͉̕A̵̧͙̣̔̔̉̕Y̴̻͂̿̎̀

[unphortunate]

posts that look better in papyrus

[lerios]

wild that they've created the first universal, guaranteed, reusable anti-anxiety medication and it's called ottery st mary.mp3

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am