Bruh I know this ain’t my normal post but I-
Miraculous is CRAZY DUDE. I know I’m too old for this. Actually it should probably be embarrassing how invested I am in a love square that all of a sudden FLIPPED???? WHA???
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Bruh I know this ain’t my normal post but I-
Miraculous is CRAZY DUDE. I know I’m too old for this. Actually it should probably be embarrassing how invested I am in a love square that all of a sudden FLIPPED???? WHA???
Allllllright everyone here. I’m sorry but if you’re not a SFW page then I’ll kindly ask you once and once only to go away. Please don’t follow me or use any of my posts to sexualize the boys in any way. This is a blog that has minors following and seriously? Do I even need to say more? I’m not going to judge you on your blogs if that’s what you do because the internet is supposed to be a space where everyone is different and that’s your choice to post sexual content about characters who are minors. But don’t go dragging SFW blogs into your content.
*at a zoo*
Mikey: What are they in for?
Donnie: Mikey, this isn’t a prison.
Mikey: So they can leave?
Donnie: No, but-
Mikey, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Raph: Rules were made to be broken
Leo: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Mikey: Uh, piñatas?
Donnie: Glow sticks.
Casey: Karate boards.
April: Spaghetti when you have a small pot
Raph: Rules
Leo: ……
Leo: FOUR MONTHS!
Donnie: What’s he talking about?
Raph: It’s really not that big of a deal…
Leo: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS!!
Casey, about Tigerclaw: So, we’re supposed to do what? Tranq him first?
Raph: No, we’ll just waltz right over there and ask the angry tiger to take a chill pill…… OF COURSE we’re gonna tranq him first, you idiot.
Casey: Jeez, it’s my first day. Give me a break, man!
Color Asks
red: describe your favorite shirt
orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so?
yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated
green: do you have a favourite flower?
blue: preferred type of weather?
purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend
magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short?
turquoise: favorite sea animal?
fuchsia: favorite land animal?
cyan: are you religious? spiritual?
sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet?
violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community?
amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen?
aqua: do you thrift?
pink: what's your natural hair color?
beige: have any pets? what're their names?
black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan?
coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct
grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more?
maroon: do you care for clothing brands?
rose: favourite scent on a person?
charcoal: have you ever been camping?
claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any?
copper: gold or silver jewelry?
cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?
salmon: how many pairs of sunglasses do you own?
ebony: would you ever want to play a game on television? (jeopardy, family fued, etc)
indigo: have you ever lived on a farm?
emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one?
lavender: relationship status?
erin: what was/is your best school subject?
mauve: any unpopular opinions?
fulvous: another name you think would suit you
coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about
frost: a -core you enjoy
porcelain: an tv show you used to love
fawn: any interesting family stories?
gold: do you wear your socks mismatched?
honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist?
rust: form of art you enjoy doing?
ginger: any sideblogs?
cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching?
wine: do you have a 'type'
mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs
blood: twin beds, queen, or king?
hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink?
plum: a food you've never tried
lilac: dogs, cats, or fish?
amethyst: do you collect anything?
mulberry: earbuds or headphones?
azure: jean jackets?
teal: have a job?
denim: kill the spider or take it outside?
sapphire: do you think you can sing well?
mint: favourite flavour of gum?
pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up?
penny: icecream or cake
ash: can you do your own makeup?
jade: ever written fanfiction?
grape: how many blogs do you follow?
umber: do you brush your teeth before you eat?
chestnut: type of phone you have
prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine
aquamarine: beach or pool
brass: least favorite food condiment
mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee?
silver: ever broken a bone?
rose quartz: rings or necklaces
onyx: do you still play Minecraft?
burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle?
scarlet: favorite holiday
apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash
platinum: do you follow politics?
magnolia: your Instagram handle?
I am not depressed. Do I cry myself to sleep every night? Absolutely. But am I depressed? Absolutely not.
- Leo, at some point
Ahahahahaha oh my god now I can’t unsee it😂😂
HAPPY MUTATION DAY MY BOYS!!🥳
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Leo: Raph, could you take out the trash please?
Leo: Raph, no. pUT MIKEY DOWN.
Anyone else just go fucking buckwild when the boys do the "eye thing"
this....seems familiar
oh
oh no
…… let me just go cry in a corner now…
Mikey: So, I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.
Donnie: Mikey, no. That’s not how you make cookies.
Mikey: FLOOR IT??
Leo: MIKEY! NO!
Raph: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?
April: GUYS, YOU’RE GOING TO BURN THE LAIR DOWN!
Casey: WE’RE GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.
Leo: NOOOOOO!!!
Omfg yessss
You’re Right
Raph: How in the world do you stay so calm all the time?
Donnie: Well, I avoid getting into arguments with stupid people. I just cut it short and say ”you’re right“.
Raph: That’s stupid and completely irrational
Donnie: You’re right
Mikey Gets Stabbed
Donnie: *phone rings* What do you want Mikey?
Mikey: I’m sitting in a pool of blood
Donnie: ... Is it... is it your blood?
Mikey: Yeah, I think so
Donnie: Where is it coming from?
Mikey: Probably the stab wound
Donnie: YOU’VE BEEN STABBED?!?!
Mikey: Oh, yeah, definitely