#funny tmnt

[starlightblueninja]

A gift I made for funsies

[forthetmntfans]

Raph: Rules were made to be broken

Leo: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Mikey: Uh, piñatas?

Donnie: Glow sticks.

Casey: Karate boards.

April: Spaghetti when you have a small pot

Raph: Rules

Leo: ……

[authorissitohbi]

Art by Daniel Chavez

[forthetmntfans]

Mikey Gets Stabbed

Donnie: *phone rings* What do you want Mikey?

Mikey: I’m sitting in a pool of blood

Donnie: ... Is it... is it your blood?

Mikey: Yeah, I think so

Donnie: Where is it coming from?

Mikey: Probably the stab wound

Donnie: YOU’VE BEEN STABBED?!?!

Mikey: Oh, yeah, definitely

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You’re Right

Raph: How in the world do you stay so calm all the time?

Donnie: Well, I avoid getting into arguments with stupid people. I just cut it short and say ”you’re right“.

Raph: That’s stupid and completely irrational

Donnie: You’re right

[forthetmntfans]

I am not depressed. Do I cry myself to sleep every night? Absolutely. But am I depressed? Absolutely not.

- Leo, at some point

[forthetmntfans]

Why the frick is it so much easier to fall in love with cartoon characters then it is to fall in love with ACTUAL HUMANS💙🐢

[forthetmntfans]

Leo: Raph, could you take out the trash please?

Leo: Raph, no. pUT MIKEY DOWN.