Primula's Blog

Fan of Videogames, Miniature painting, and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

[flutterbvnny]

umm it’s okay sometimes u have to giggle at the ghostly and guffaw at the grossly… and u also have to crack it up at the creepy..

[afloweroutofstone]

My favorite category of government program to run across is "program you've never heard of doing extremely important work to solve a major problem which you have also never heard of." On that note, the US drops millions of pounds of sterile bugs over Panama each week in order to prevent a parasite infestation from moving into North America. Everyone say thank you to the Panama-United States Commission for the Eradication and Prevention of the Cattle Borer Worm (COPEG)

[afloweroutofstone]

This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.

[onion-souls]

You know, you can just start a weird Christian-adjacent cult and take over the political system of an Asian nation. Not even a small one, like you can get Japan or a Korea

[jame7t]

Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

[cryptotheism]

You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay

[cryptotheism]

you can seek out and eat the learnlets of your enemies for the purposes of war

[thedarkplumber]

Raising my learnlets on Cocomelon and Facebook Comment sections then letting them play in my enemy's yard in hopes they get gobbled up

[collapsedsquid]

[kushblazer666]

[xmotif500]

[helakitya]

[his-dark-memerials-deactivated2]

He doesn’t even know, and he doesn’t want to.

[thatdisasterauthor]

I don't go here but I feel like "It's a metaphor. Don't force it to do the work of a fact." is a great statement about literature and fan-content in general.

[disassembly-required]

I don't down a single piece of tadc merch so N will see the movie with me

[onion-souls]

Humans have a deep seated fascination with the humanoid other, because we're pretty unique in many ways. But I wonder if other animals with more common bodyplans have that. Like if an opossum sees a racoon, do they slot that into an "opossumoid" category, or what

[cryptotheism]

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

[jordan-arts]

[heroorwhateveridk]

Girlfriend

[evanimationsart]

Maid N let's gooooo 😛

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]

[argumate]

Zelensky proposes direct meeting with Putin to end war

both men throw open their jackets to unleash a storm of quadcopters like vampire bats

[femmenietzsche]

Both sides agreeing to meet on the Russian-Ukrainian border, ending up several hundred miles apart, both behind enemy lines

[argumate]

they meet in neutral territory of Belarus, each having cut a secret deal with Lukashenko to betray the other, only to find he has betrayed both and claimed dominion over all three territories.

[herecomesthetaco]

It’s pride month you know what that means

Hell yeah XD

[prokopetz]

Something indie tabletop RPG authors have got to accept is that random dice tables of Weird Shit cannot be brief. A haunted doll that looks like the party leader's mother as a child is creepy in isolation, but when it comes up four times in one session because the table it's on only has like twelve entries it's a running gag.