happy ?/!

🍁bash🍁 | european | washington state | 22 | sherlock, am, queen, friends, aesthetics, memes - basically *a lot*

[jamieaiken919]

everybody go home this is the best tweet of the day

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

[gumi-megpoidd]

9:21:21 pm today will be the 21st second of the 21st minute of the 21st hour of the 21st day of the 21st week of the 21st year of the 21st century

[lavenderandvanilla]

Arrgh! I missed it!

[saintsoup]

me @ myself: why are u like this?

[yavn]

hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and

[theorangepdf]

cant stand time zones. i want to experience time together 

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[kurulover]

I can’t do this anymore bestie [continues to do it]

[hoespice-deactivated20180619]

“i expected better from you” well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that

[unclefather]

[thebootydiaries]

[on a date]

me: it really blows my mind how so many languages and cultures coexist within this soc-

JFK: blows your what

me:

JFK: say it

[898-deactivated20210515]

[thebootydiaries]

i’ve been having way too much fun on twitter lately

[decemberfame]

Wow

[redo64]

🤔 But then how did she read the comments.

[thebootydiaries]

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

[iamallybee]

When you tell your friend a really bad pun;

[taespingu-remade]

[chikkou]

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool