Ein Hase im Wald

Jugram Haschwalth, Bleach — Private/Indie (written by Bella)

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ooc ; thinking about Jugram and cute cavalier king charles that demands to be carried on the way back from walkies, which is absolutely fine with Jugram bc his baby is royalty after all.

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ooc ; went to see cour 4 today, despite queueing up for +1h in the heat, no AC in the theater, it was absolutely iconic. The studio team really went out of their way to deliver.

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ooc; jugram's coping routine basically consists of caffeine addiction, spending time with animals, setting phone on Do Not Disturb.

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— Sylvia Plath, from The Letters of Sylvia Plath Vol. I: 1940-1956 (via lunamonchtuna)

[deviika]

Sylvia Plath // Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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ooc ; one thing I really like about Bazz and Jugram’s arc is the showing of how painful a friendship break up can be, oftentimes stinging more than a romantic break up.

Something that is very seldom explored in fiction.

Or even talked about in general as we, as society, still tend to place romantic relationship above every other kind of bond (be it friendship or community) and everything else.

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ooc; this is really giving tarot sword cards vibes.

tbh jugram had always reminded me of the moon card in the major arcanes of marseille tarot, especially after his zodiac was revealed. the justice also fits him.

now you can't change my mind that his design wasn't inspired by it.

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✧ What if BLEACH characters were YouTubers?

Characters included: Ichigo, Aizen, Kenpachi, Orihime, Renji, Grimmjow, Nnoitra, Shinji, Shuhei, Jugram

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Ichigo:

Channel name: Strawberry Vlogs

“I was just trying to go to school and this shit happens” vlogs

A very serious face in his thumbnails

Clickbait like “OMG THIS MAN GAVE ME POWERS (gone wrong)”

The guy never asks for subscribers yet he still hits 10 million

Aizen:

Channel name: UnknownUser000

“I knew you’d click this video”

Face reveal that somehow hypothesizes the viewers

Disappears for 3 years. And when he comes back, he still a trending #1 YouTuber

So many people make thirst trap edits of him and of his voice to use them for bedtime asmr

Kenpachi:

Channel name: ZaraKillz

No thumbnails. No family friendly. Just carnage

His channel is somehow labeled as “educational”

Livestreams that get demonetized instantly yet he still doesn’t get banned

Every one of his video titles have the word “fight” in them

Orihime:

Channel Name: Ori’s Kitchen

Mostly cooking content. It’s quite peaceful

Mukbangs where she starts to talk about feelings mid bite

The comments are very protective of her!

Cooking combinations that in reality shouldn’t exist “I wonder what eggs and chocolate would taste like? Let’s find out!”

Renji:

Channel name: HairlineSupreme

“Yo what’s good chat? It’s your boy Renji and today—“

Loud intro and a louder personality

That damn 2016 very bright neon colored thumbnail

Insane ass editing, way too many cuts, a lot of dramatic background music, yeah

Grimmjow:

Channel name: GrimmReaper666

Trash talk livestreams

“He fucking sucks!” “Eughhhhh” “Boring, sloppy, no talent” “L ratio booooo”

Somehow sponsored by energy drinks and the amount of money he makes is top tier

Very intense challenges

Nnoitra:

Channel name: TongueWhore

Occasionally makes diss tracks towards Nelliel. “Nel Sucks (DISS TRACK) Official Music Video

“I fought this guy because he kept LOOKING at me!”

Rage’s so bad when the camera doesn’t focus properly

Responds to hate comments more than the nice ones and stays arguing about it

Shinji:

Channel name: SuperDuperAwesome

“Waffles are better than pancakes! You guys in the comments are so wrong!”

Exposes a shit ton of music artists and explains to the viewers why it’s wrong to listen to them

Videos of Outfit Of The Day PLUS a closet tour PLUS a whole bedroom tour

Other vizards love to step in to interrupt. “Hiyori can you leave I’m tryna fucking film!”

Shuhei:

Channel name: His69agi

Videos about fear, mortality, and cool jackets

“Today we are gonna talk about fear. Specifically, yours.”

After a while he started to make gaming videos but they’re all horror games. He refuses to scream so he just goes quiet

Collabs with Rangiku, Izuru, & Renji and it’s always a fucking mess

Jugram:

Channel name: JuBalanceDaily

The comments call him “little meow meow” when he’s stated many times that he’s a grown ass man

Threatens to quit YouTube but never does

2 hour videos on “why luck is statistically fake”

Made a video on opening fan mail and got marriage certificates, hair care products, philosophy books, and different kinds of tea

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Booooo

✧ BLEACH characters as customer reviews

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⋆°.•✦ Byakuya

⭐️

“Dirty, messy, sloppy, musty, unnecessarily loud, smelly. I will not elaborate any further.”

⋆°.•✦ Aizen

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“The escape room was way too easy for me. I was already in control when I stepped in. Definitely recommend for beginners.”

⋆°.•✦ Ichigo

⭐️⭐️

“Terrible battery life. I’m sick and tired of charging my shit every 5 minutes only for the battery to drain so damn fast. FOR YOUR SANITY, DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT!!”

⋆°.•✦ Renji

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“Finally something that respects my hair journey!! Lost half my dignity and my eyebrows in a training accident but hey at least my hair is looking amazing now!!”

⋆°.•✦ Orihime

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“I asked this place if they could make a gummy bear marshmallow pretzel cake as a new limited edition dessert and they said yes!”

⋆°.•✦ Rukia

⭐️⭐️⭐️

“Got made fun of my height and wasn’t allowed on the roller coaster! This place has gone nuts! The plushies here are cute, though.”

⋆°.•✦ Shuhei

⭐️

“Lost a bet so I came here to get my ass cheeks tattooed but kept moving due to the pain. I have 2 uneven tattoos now… I don’t recommend this place.”

⋆°.•✦ Jushiro

⭐️⭐️⭐️

“The tea selection here is amazing, customer service is also great. However, I ended up passing out in the middle of shopping. My apologies!”

⋆°.•✦ Grimmjow

⭐️

“No one here wanted to fight me. I asked an employee politely… key fucking word: POLITELY.. and they called security on my ass instead.”

⋆°.•✦ Rangiku

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“Got in a dumb argument with someone here… but also, their drinks were yummy so im definitely coming back!”

⋆°.•✦ Starrk

⭐️

“Slept through the entire movie.”

⋆°.•✦ Izuru

⭐️⭐️⭐️

“Petting zoo was surprisingly fun, but the sheep chewing on my bangs wasn’t.”

⋆°.•✦ Urahara

⭐️

“I yelled “THE FLOOR IS LAVA” and got weird stares. You guys are no fun!”

⋆°.•✦ Shinji

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“Bought a pink wig from tiktok shop and I look like a vocaloid character oh everyone better watch out!”

⋆°.•✦ Jugram

⭐️

“My sand clock came broken when I opened my package and it got all over my other stuff. Tragic.”

⋆°.•✦ Zaraki

⭐️⭐️⭐️

“Bought these uno cards to play with the captains but they all have Ichigo’s face on them… what does that mean?”

⋆°.•✦ Shunsui

⭐️⭐️

“I apologize to those who saw my pants rip so bad when I bent down to grab something!”

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ooc ; everyone talks about Yhwach recruiting Jugram when he was a young, fragile boy, but no one talks about As Nodt being recruited while being on his death bed in a hospital.

Thus, being in a vulnerable position himself, unlikely incapacited to think properly and make an informed choice.

Then became a ruthless menace in the army, when he was hinted at being a genuine, good person in his previous life.

Askin also mentioned being recruited because he couldn’t die and described it as a pretty pathetic thing to be recruited for, that people used to always underestimate and how it used to bother him.

Which, in my humble opinion, points out to having a pretty low self-worth when he was recruited and probably coming from a tough life. Maybe still going on a bit, with all of the gloomy talk in his language.

Bazz got in, willingly and aware Yhwach wasn’t as benevolent as he portrayed himself to be, but he was also young, grieving and pretty broken at that time.

Yhwach telling him he wasn’t the genius he thought he was also probably reinforced his need for validation and join the army to prove he’s capable. That need for validation seems to take precedence over revenge as he’s seen constantly challenging Jugram, rather than focus on his original purpose.

I don’t know about you, but I feel like there’s a really clear pattern here.

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The overall war trauma and conflicts with Soul Society was probably the icing on the cake and a gold mine for Yhwach to endoctrinate more people and keep them in.

While that's probably a discussion for another topic, I think the war and the idea of the dangerous enemy/the existence of Yhwach, also benefit the leaders of Soul Society (probably Division 0 and some crooks in C46) in a similar way.

It gives them the perfect justification to maintain a military system and cast system that no one is allowed to question and should be honored to be part of (especially those who came from Rukongai and endured many hardships because of this same system).

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ooc ; kinda on the fence believing Jugram had zero regrets in his life, aside from what happened with Bazz and was proud His Majesty found his power worth stealing.

It sounds more like a cope mechanism when you’re so far into something the idea of facing/ admitting the truth is unbearable.

I think His Majesty stealing his powers was the final nail in the coffin and made him realize, the bond was entirely one-sided and he didn’t care about him anymore than he cared about anyone else.

I don’t think he was entirely blind the whole time and probably became mildly aware (especially when Uryuu was appointed successor), that he, like others, could be disposable.

But when you’ve been a 1000 years into this, saw the man as your savior, your god, your father figure; also gained some benefits from joining: powers, a community (lot of the sternritter gives me the impression of having been outliers themselves in life prior to being recruited) ; it’s probably hard to admit that you may have been fooled and used (and done horrendous things yourself that contributed to this awful system) . Especially when you consider yourself intelligent and level headed.

In the real world, it usually takes a lot of therapy and other things, to cope with the shock of such realization and resetting your beliefs system; to accept it was /that/ bad : that the positive aspects were very slim and do not overshadow any of the negatives.

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ooc ; getting obsessed over the idea of post war jugram adopting a stray, girl cat that hangs out around his neighbour. she's super spicy and he doesn't know what to do or think at first, but they ended up growing fond of each other.

after he's taken her in, she's still super picy and hissed at everyone except him. they spend they night sleeping curled up together and loved to relax together in the couch while contemplating how the rest of the world is fucked and healing together.

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ooc ; post war Jugram living the country surrounded by cats, horses and donkeys (probably all rescues who have been let down by society too) is just a really cool vibe I can’t stop thinking about

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ooc; might be biased but jugram strikes me as the type of person who prefers the company of animals to humans.

like you don't have to talk, you can understand each other through body languages, they ground you into the present, boundaries are expressed clearly and you can bask in each other's calming presence in simple silence. the kind of stuff that strikes me as his vibe.

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Hell or High Water Sentences

(Sentences from Hell or High Water (2016) and related stories. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You're turning out to be a poor-ass criminal!"

"Have you heard about these bank robberies?"

"Why are you dressed like me?"

"You may get to have some fun before they send you off to the rocking chair yet!"

"You know, you talk like we're not going to get away with this."

"I've never met anybody who got away with anything. Ever."

"Can't you answer your own phone?"

"I don't know how you're going to survive without somebody to outsmart."

"Who knows? Maybe someone's going to want a gunfight and I can dodge my retirement in a blaze of glory."

"Are you going to call this in?"

"You stole my hat!"

"The days of robbing banks and trying to live to spend the money are long gone."

"How the fuck have you managed to stay out of prison?"

"It's a dangerous thing we do for a living. You're lucky, having seen it through to the end."

"I know what you're doing. You're trying to make this last as long as you can, because the longer it lasts, the farther you are from that front porch."

"These concealed carry permits sure complicate a bank robbery, don't they?"

"It's been a while. How's life as a civilian?"

"He's not a suspect, and you are retired!"

"I've been poor my whole life. So were my parents, their parents before them. It's like a disease passing from generation to generation. Becomes a sickness, that's what it is."

"I've never killed anyone in my life, but if you want me to start with you, let's get on with it."

"You'll never be done with this, no matter what. It's going to haunt you for the rest of your days. But you won't be alone. It'll haunt me too."