Short-Bio: Hi my alias is Stella, I am a 22 year old student from Germany and a great Stargate-SG1 geek with a bit of an obsession over Tok'ra related topics and my great fictional lovies Martouf and his symbiote Lantash who never died in my books! I'm not a Jack or Sam/Jack hater but his later season's attitude is a bit of a heated topic for me and don't get me on the general Tok'ra writing! Martouf's death is bascially the '101: How to make a character's sacrifice completly useless and meaningless! and (edit) completly blurp on it.'
That's basically why I got into writing fanfics as a little side hobby although I don't fix his death episode persee I am writing on an AU that makes it basically redundant. A little safe space for them. But if they get hurt it's out of love. 😄
IMO the reason Jack and Daniel share a braincell is because when they're around each other all the other braincells become occupied with repressing Gay ThoughtsTM.
understandable (American moment) why Stargate sg1 never touched anything christian or whatever but it would've been hilarious if Jesus was like a tok'ra or something. Just a really chill alien. Idk man.
They explicitly do in the Sokar arc episode “Demons.” Sokar masquerades as Satan to enslaved early Christians. You can argue the whole Sokar arc is allusion to Christianity. As Daniel says, “For all intents and purposes, he was the original Satan.”
In my ideal alternate universe where the writers actually had ideas for Sha’re and she gets to move to earth, the first thing she does is demand the education the goa’uld so long denied everyone on abydos.
And Daniel is like well of course. We can work on getting you a GED— and she’s like no I want one of the fancy ones like you have. A graduate degree. I know it will take years which is why I wish to start now.
And he’s like well you’ve got a natural talent for language and you already know a language descended from ancient Egyptian, you could pursue Egyptology—
And she’s like no I don’t need one of your credentials to be an expert on my own people. I want to know what your people know. I want to know where you keep your knowledge and help defend it.
Which eventually leads to the adventures of Sha’re of Abydos: student of library sciences.
(Her library sciences degree ends up being helpful and plot-relevant an improbable number of times, but not so many times that she’d have to be a regular on the show. This is still network television)
✧ Broken ribs suck. You don’t just “walk it off.” Breathing hurts. Laughing hurts. Existing hurts. Characters with rib injuries won’t be doing heroic sprints.
✧ Concussions aren’t instant naps. Dazed vision, nausea, dizziness, maybe even personality changes, but they’re not going to collapse neatly like in the movies.
✧ Blood loss is sneaky. It’s not just about dramatic pools of blood. It’s dizziness, confusion, and the body getting cold as circulation tanks.
✧ Adrenaline lies. Someone can take a serious injury and not feel it until the fight’s over. That “I didn’t realize I was bleeding until later” trope? Very real.
✧ Twisted ankles are brutal. One bad step and suddenly running is off the table. Even walking hurts like hell. Perfect way to ground a chase scene.
✧ Burns linger. Even small burns hurt more than most people expect. Blisters, infection risk, constant pain, it’s not just a cool scar later.
✧ Dislocated shoulders = useless arm. Characters can’t keep swinging a sword or firing a gun. They’re basically fighting one-armed until it’s fixed.
✧ Shock is a thing. Pale skin, trembling, rapid heartbeat, and eventually disorientation. A character might not even realize how bad their wound is.
✧ Stitches aren’t magic. Getting sewn up is painful and recovery takes time. They’re not instantly battle-ready after a needle and thread.
✧ Scars tell stories. Some fade, some don’t. Some stay sensitive forever. Don’t forget the aftermath when the wound becomes part of the character.
Random Fictional Conversation (and a Character Bio)
Me: Cordesh, while I’m updating your biography… Does every host need a personal history?
Cordesh: Of course.
Me: But you have 21 hosts.
Cordesh: How did that happen? 😨 I’m only on my thirteenth host, which is where I should be. How did I get eight more?! 😫
Me: Uh…
Cordesh: The rest must all be doomed to die young. 😭
Me: What year is it for you?
Cordesh: 1985. Why?
Me: Oh. No reason. Anyway, but I’m only on your fourth host.
Cordesh: Ah, my beautiful Victor. 🥰
Me: You really love them all, don’t you, even after hundreds of years.
Cordesh: Of course. 😊
Me: That’s uh…nice.
Cordesh: 😃🥰
Anyway, here’s a comparison preview for Victor’ mini bio.
Old Bio
Víctor † - Fourth Host - Year 560
Young king.
Year 573 • Marries Se’laa.
New Update
Victor Dreor of Frith † • Fourth Host • Year 560
Cis Male • Polysexual • English Descent • Curly Brown Hair • Medium Blue Eyes • 6’1” • King
Stoic • Honorable • Regal
Host Age: 16 through 188
Symbiote Age: 495 through 667 (172 years)
✦ Born in the kingdom of Holt (“forest”) in the city of Dreor (“dripping blood”). (Year 544)
✦ When he’s three, his brother, Jarvis, is born to his father’s mistress. (Year 547)
✦ Age 5, he’s betrothed to his second cousin, Sage of Mona (“moon”), an “ugly, wrinkled, pink thing,” and he is not happy about it. (Year 549)
✦ Age 6, his mother dies during childbirth. At first, he blames his newborn sister, Lya. (Year 550)
✦ Age 9, he meets Sage again at a formal party. He tolerates her. However, Lya cries when Sage won’t play with her. Victor snubs Sage in turn, which makes Sage cry. Victor’s whipping boy is punished. Victor becomes even more resentful of Sage as a result. (Year 553)
✦ Age 10, his father dies, and he becomes king. His paternal uncle sends in assassins the next day.
✦ ✦ ✦ His older sister, Helen (Age 21), helps him rule.
✦ ✦ ✦ The wedding goes through to secure the alliance between Holt and Mona. Due to their ages, Sage returns home immediately after the vows.
✦ ✦ ✦ Helen is assassinated. Rumors spread that it on Victor’s order.
✦ ✦ ✦ Due to increased effort to find the true culprit, his uncle stays low. (Year 554).
✦ Age 16, another assassin attempt. Victor kills one culprit. The other is captured and interrogated. His uncle is executed afterwards. Victor is distraught, but hides it. He’s advised to execute his first cousins. He sends them away instead.
✦ ✦ ✦ Victor annuls his marriage and names Jarvis (age 13) his heir. Jarvis and Sage are immediately betrothed.
✦ ✦ ✦ He blends with Cordesh instead of dying. Due to safety reasons, he has to leave his life behind entirely. His family and people think he was chosen as a host by force. (Year 560)
✦ He learns that his first cousins were executed anyway.
✦ Marries Se’laa (Year 573)
Fun Facts:
✦ He never did like Sage, but later admits that he never knew her.
✦ After blending, it’s Lya that he missed the most.
✦ He’s an excellent swordsman.
✦ Had he not been fatally injured, slavery in Holt would have been abolished. Fifteen hundred years later, it still hasn’t been.
