Heyyy (I say as I wave my hands at everyone)
✧ What if BLEACH characters had pets?
(some of these are kinda random)
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The cat is probably named Garfield
Judges ichigo everytime he transforms into whatever version he’s feeling
It just sits there, blinking slowly… as if it’s seen better shonen protagonists lmao
He made a tiny uniform for it I’m crying
Says that it’s for “aesthetic purposes” and the spider doesn’t even know what’s going on
However, the spider has better posture than Uryu lets be for real
Landlords fear that damn pool noodle ass critter… but it’s cute squishy face is to die for
She insists it’s elegant and noble… way more than her damn big brother heh
It chews up important paperwork of the soul society
She has tried to discipline it with speeches about honor
This man does not play about his pond no matter how much he says that he doesn’t care
Fish are all named Byakuya but in slightly different fonts LMFAOOO
『Byakuya』, 𝕭𝖞𝖆𝖐𝖚𝖞𝖆, B̷y̷a̷k̷u̷y̷a̷, ♛ 𝓑𝔂𝓪𝓴𝓾𝔂𝓪 ♛, 𝓑𝔂𝓪𝓴𝓾𝔂𝓪 (they’re all judging you)
He adores the little fella lmao
Shuhei tried to make it jump from his hand to the other but the poor thing ended up missing
Luckily he caught it, and promised to never do that again
Goes around telling everyone that his rock can fight
Even Yachiru finds it so cute… it’s just a rock
And if you squint a little, the rock kinda looks like Zaraki… yeah…
⋆°.•✦ Yachiru: Pet seashell
If you squint a little, the seashell even looks like her lmao
Likes to put it next to Zaraki’s rock
Let’s play a game of rock, seashell, paper and scissors yeahhh
He loves his giant beast lmao
When it wants cuddles it puts all its weight on Aizen
Number 1 Aizen protector… and it’s just a rhino… but its adorable
It’s not even on water… it’s just… on land like that
It likes to bite through the walls of las noches just to greet Grimmjow
Think about Jeff the land shark from marvel rivals… yeah
Everything is cute until the llama spits… and that spit is very dangerous
Nelliel finds it very damn funny
Everyone better hide cause here comes Nelliel and her aggressive spitting llama LMAOO
The parrot speaks in reverse
“!rekcarc a tnaw yllop” yeah yeah polly want a cracker LMAOO
Shinji taught it to say bad words
She named her cow ‘Bella’
They both have matching dresses and it’s so cute
Crying thinking about this
⋆°.•✦ Izuru: Komodo Dragon
No one knows why or where he got it… it just spawned there one day
Komodo dragon sleeps, Izuru sleeps
Never separate them please
He thinks it’s like a walking coconut
Capybara swims, Renji swims
Takes the most silliest pictures of it and sends them to the soul reaper group chat
And it’s the smartest raccoon ever
He likes to leave his raccoon in charge of the shop even if it means people stealing stuff
He also likes to high five his raccoon when something amazing happens and it’s so adorable
⋆°.•✦ Jugram: Sugar glider
Suddenly he’s the number one sugar glider enthusiast
He’s already used to it flying and jumping around his office… knocking stuff over sometimes lmao
And when it starts getting tired, it sleeps inside jugrams pocket
And it’s one of those very big snails too… the ones that fit on the palm of your hand…
Enjoys watching the snail eat cause it’s so cute how the little mouth moves
And if I said that he named it ‘Sonic’
Big man with a small critter im crying
He gets so excited every time his hedgehog curls up into a ball
By law the lights need to stay on at all times
Tiny yet mighty pet… just fluttering around without a care in the world
There’s a small bit of comfort in this
Big friendly and cuddly kitty
It even gets along with everyone including Urahara’s raccoon
Those pink fish critter things with the :3 smile… yeah that LMAOO
She named it ‘Cupcake’ because it’s literally just a water cupcake with a cute smile
No one messes with Cupcake