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@fortuneteller-morty
Hey I’m Morticia Smith and I can read your future! Don’t roll your eyes - Hey stop walking away! I really can read your future using Divination! Don’t… stop laughing. Look, if you want your future read using Tarot Cards send me an ask, ok?
What's up with ur family dawg
“My family are a buncha quasi-religious hacks who all believe in the “Great Portal” and bs like that. My grandpa’s a TV preacher for the Portal Hoppers movement. They believe they’ll ascend to godhood. Now do you want a fortune reading or what?”
(See @oraclerick ‘s page for more)
On anon or not, ask my muse about their family.
You wish to never see your Rick again? Do you want me to erase him from existance or just make it impossible for you to ever meet again?
- @star-god-morty
Heh, I wish I'd never have to see his stupid face. So yeah, the latter. But that's impossible...
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐄?
I am the Oracle. Chosen by the grand portal, I am blessed with the sight of a thousand worlds.
Oracle Rick is Fortune Teller Morty's Rick. This cult leader has a knack for drawing in a crowd in the most spectacular of ways. His sermons on the great portal dazzle many Ricks into believing that they too could utilize the Great Portal's potential. He's addicted to Portal Fluid, and will do anything to get it. Brought to you by the muse-ical stylings of Maxwellious / VA-186
Whatta drama king.
About me
(reference art)
I'm a Morty from dimension S-743, known as "Star god Morty". It's nice to meet you.
If you have a wish you can ask me for one but I don't guarantee that I'll make it happen.
Word from the owner of the blog.
✨Rules
Keep is SFW
Don't be rude
DNI if you're a rickorty shipper or a proshipper in general, get the fuck out
DNI if you're a bigot
My other blogs are:
Main: @holyazazel
Other ask blogs: @feral-rat-morti @android-morti @federal-morty @anti-rick-morti @nun-morti
Thank you and feel free to interact
Reading Tarot tonight! Send asks!
Send a 🔮+character if you want a ‘Past, Present, Future’ tarot reading.
Hii!
Would you please pull some cards for me? My question is, what should i expect to happen when i finally meet my long distance partner? Thank you!
“Of course!
Immediately I get that you will feel a sense of relief and victory that doesn’t feel slow in nature. This overwhelming sense of completion will wash over you, as something you’ve long waited for will finally be with you. I mainly see your feelings in these cards, less so about what will happen. I know it’ll be a tangible experience (meaning, it will be real to you) with pentacles showing up. It will be a fun experience, if you wish it to be, because of the wands (wands representing creativity, adventure).
Going over the cards individually the six of wands represents a victory as the figure on the horse carries a wand with a wreath. I intuitively get that there might be people to witness your ‘victory’ or your meeting as there are several figures in the background.
The World, a major arcana, highlights the overall feeling of the event since it is the center of the spread. The World in traditional meanings means an ending of a cycle, as it is the last card of the major arcana. It is the ‘happy ending’ card. Your sense of completing a long journey will be highlighted here.
The Knight of Pentacles in reverse signals an opposite or different meaning to the traditional Knight of Pentacles, which usually stands for a slow moving energy with a solid offering. Pentacles in general means tangible things such as money, earthly goods, etc. With the reverse position I see that it may mean that things are not going to be as slow but are still coming in tangibly.
I hope you enjoyed this reading,
Fortune Teller Morty”
there was a rumor that yunho ateez dating a florist can you confirm that w tarot?https://www.allkpop.com/article/2022/10/ateezs-yunho-wrapped-up-in-dating-rumors
I could, but this article was published in 2022, based on the URL. I don’t plan on clicking random links though. Honestly I don’t care to guess on cerebrates lives, so I’ll decline. Tarot is at its best a story and at it’s worse a projection of the reader.
Hello Mrs. Morty would you please pull a card for me on Love? :3c
“Certainly! I even got you a Romance Oracle Card.
With the Seven of Chalices (Cups) in reverse I intuitively feel like you’re not looking forward to love. Maybe you’ve been manifesting a love connection, or you’re not optimistic. With Healing Family Issues, your beliefs on love could stem from your insecurities in childhood. You may need to forgive people, and trust me when I say forgiveness is hard, to feel good in the present.
You’re being called to look at your love life through the lens of forgiveness. Towards previous connections and towards yourself. Take time to really imagine what you want out of love.
I hope you enjoyed this card pull!”
- Fortune Teller Morty
🔮I’m offering Love Readings! Career Readings! Past present future readings! Leave me an ask and I’ll pull some cards for you.🔮
If you have specific questions that need divining, send those too~
I’m still reading cards! Send me an ask!
OooooOOooooo I'm a vision from the futurrrreee sent by the godssssss ooooOOOooooo~
- @clone-ur-rick
You’re a hologram of a Rick. My Rick had few, only with his sorry mug. Can I help you?
Was kind of expecting more of a reaction from a Morty to be honest. Although, I guess while I'm here, where IS your Rick?
Morticia stares straight into your electro soul, “Sorry to disappoint. You’ve gotta grow a thick skin when you’re Rick’s outta the picture. My Rick’s been gone for a while doing whatever Ricks do. Starting cults, summoning the dead, y’know scifi adventure junk. Where’s your hologram Morty?”
OooooOOooooo I'm a vision from the futurrrreee sent by the godssssss ooooOOOooooo~
- @clone-ur-rick
You’re a hologram of a Rick. My Rick had few, only with his sorry mug. Can I help you?
🔮 - Riq
"... f-fiiine. I don't c-care much f-for magic but let's see what you got, k-kid."
"Truly, this isn't magic. But I'll let you believe what you wish."
She shuffles her cards, humming,
"Oh great spirits of Mortys past, please guide these tarot cards to show us your wisdom for this Rick’s highest good."
"I will be reading this spread from right to left. For your past, you have the High Priestess. Your present, The World, and your future the Two of Wands in Reverse." "In your past you've always been sure of your place in the universe. You believed that intellectually you were a leader and the commander of your world," she clicks her tongue, "But right now you've completed a cycle. In your present you are sitting pretty with what you've done to get here."
She waves her finger over the Two of Wands in Reverse, "But this will be short lived. You're not looking forward to your future. Mayhaps because of a series failing." She looks at the camera. "If you don't want this future, hold true to who you are. Be the Riq you want to be. Don't let any adjacent Rick mess with your continuity."
*Riquel's brow quirks up as the Morty goes on with her tarot reading. The more she speaks the more her eyes narrow in thought at the Morty and her surprisingly fitting cards.*
"... pssh. Nice story... I'll k-keep in mind, k-k-kid."
*She drops some money into the Morty's tip jar.*
"Riq I wanna be, huh..? Your c-cards got any advice f-for that?"
“Pour into yourself, invest time with ones you love, and live authentically. Just be you, simple as that,” she smiles, “Thank you for letting me read for you.”
Favorite song ever.
🔮 - Riq
"... f-fiiine. I don't c-care much f-for magic but let's see what you got, k-kid."
"Truly, this isn't magic. But I'll let you believe what you wish."
She shuffles her cards, humming,
"Oh great spirits of Mortys past, please guide these tarot cards to show us your wisdom for this Rick’s highest good."
"I will be reading this spread from right to left. For your past, you have the High Priestess. Your present, The World, and your future the Two of Wands in Reverse." "In your past you've always been sure of your place in the universe. You believed that intellectually you were a leader and the commander of your world," she clicks her tongue, "But right now you've completed a cycle. In your present you are sitting pretty with what you've done to get here."
She waves her finger over the Two of Wands in Reverse, "But this will be short lived. You're not looking forward to your future. Mayhaps because of a series failing." She looks at the camera. "If you don't want this future, hold true to who you are. Be the Riq you want to be. Don't let any adjacent Rick mess with your continuity."
