JERK-ASAURUS

[briefsnstuff]

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[inmynegativespace]

Facts.

[yanapieceofme]

[bob-belcher]

[endmyreign]

[sapphleaf]

[aboonoor]

[deermouth]

[hypacias]

[nicethingsinuglyhandwriting]

It is June. I am tired of being brave // Anne Sexton.

[the-football-chick]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[agentduckorico]

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

[bewollkt]

Nothing but respect for my hometown Zoo!! #pride #GaysinNature Also, “God’s Rainbow” sounds like the title of a pretentious 1,000 page book.

[dopeybeauty]

the disney movie nobody asked for

[namakte]

You have permission to eat. Even if you:

haven’t exercised

eaten too much yesterday

eaten too much today

don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal

have gained weight

aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’

feel like you don’t deserve it 

[seashellronan]

there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

[beggars-opera]

this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now

[subconsciousmindposts]

You’re not going to master the rest of your life in one day. Just relax. Master the day. Then just keep trying to do that everyday.

[thehappyrealityproject]

Affirmation: I am open to the possibility that things will turn out much better than I imagine.

[wahtdahel-blog]

[a-trans-comic-by-me]