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I’ve been thinking: What if Greg was right ?
What if injecting my consciousness into a computer robbed me of an eternal reward ?
SPIRITUALLY SPEAKING.
Alright, I just read up on it. Stumbled on a book about a fella who lived thousands of years ago.
SACRIFICED himself to save mankind. Went by the name of HERCULES.
Destroyed all the world’s monsters so humans’d be SAFE, then went to Olympus for his TROUBLE.
Damn it, DEATH was my monster! And I KILLED it!
WHERE’S MY OLYMPUS ?
“ Name's YASUHIRO HAGAKURE. I'm a sexy, 20-somethin' guy !”
guess whos back
back again
cr1tikal sentence meme
“How was I supposed to know to keep my child alive? There should be a message at the beginning: child is useful, do not murder. Otherwise how would I know, this is ridiculous.”
“Alright, now I wanna sound nice, formal, and normal.”
“Taste the titties with every bite.”
“I have strategically placed sea sponges on my body. Sometimes I’ll even use sea urchin if the price is right.”
“Well fuck you, not even exchanging pleasantries?”
“What the fuck does ASL stand for? Asparagus… Sex… Live?”
“Do I like to talk dirty? Is that even a question? That’s like asking a telephone if it likes ears.”
“Look at this guy, running all the way from Lithuania just to give me the business.”
“Is that titty seaweed?”
“Bitch, I will sprinkle Scooby Snacks all over your face.”
“Alright, I need to get dancing. If the phantoms see I’m not busting a move, fuck’s gonna get shit.”
“Stop conveying such a wide range of emotions!”
“Are you really off balance after one cocktail? You’re a fucking lightweight. And you call yourself an alcoholic?”
“Good afternoon fellow sober citizen! It’s a very nice day out here.”
“It’s probably all the cocaines she has in her system. She’s got some cocaines there, a lot of cocaines. At least 50,000 cocaines.”
“His head just popped off like a lego, that’s all.”
“It is very hard to control a vehicle after bumping three lines of coke!”
“Toy Story 4: rated R for strong language, sexual themes and ass gore.”
“Let’s find out who’s masturbating upstairs.”
“What if I told you that was my husband, huh? Bet that’d take you for a surprise.”
“Okay then, I’ll go fuck myself. Thank you.”
“If I was ever gonna have sex with with a towel, now would be the ideal time to do so.”
“Your mouth says ‘not bad’ but your eyes say ‘everything’s bad.’ You look extremely sad.”
“This is not my home! My home has porn and stuff.”
“Just talk about ass cheeks or grass or something, that’s what I usually do.”
“I might as well go into my closet and grab a fucking Boppet, try to have a conversation with that.”
“Where are we going? Probably some weird fucking place- ooh, I guessed right.”
“Somebody fuck me. I don’t know what is going on.”
“ i’ll figure this out on my own … “
“ I’m SURE you can, but I’m also PRETTY sure that you’re gonna get yourself KILLED if you go about it the way you are right now just sayin’ .”
❝… that’s dedication.❞
“ YEP ! My mom has dealt with my crap for all my LIFE, and really WELL at that !”
The fortune teller’s smile is GENUINE, twinkles of seemingly distant MEMORIES only swelling his HEART more and more.
“ HEY- once we get out of this HELL HOLE, I’ll totally introduce you to her ! “
OVER THE GARDEN WALL sentence starters pt 2 ;;
EPISODE 6 lullaby in frogland.
“ what a nice way to spend our last day, going to ________’s house. “ “ you sound uncharacteristcally wistful … “ “ we’re finally going home. “ “ what’s with george washington being naked ? “ “ he’s an outcast and he’s cold. “ “ it’s ‘cause the president is nude. “ “ looks like we’re in trouble. “ “ it’s probably because we snuck in without paying … “ “ take him, not me ! “ “ turn yourself in and get kicked off this boat. “ “ i’m too young to go to frog jail ! “ “ drum me in the face ! “ “ nobody wants to hear me play … “ “ you’re a real loser back home. “ “ i can’t stay here forever … “ “ i want a child servant. “ “ it wasn’t what it looked like ! i was just … please come back ! “ “ i shouldn’t have trusted anyone … “
EPISODE 7 the ringing of the bell.
“ i’ll figure this out on my own … “ “ i’m glad you have a plan. “ “ did i knock down that tree with my powers ? “ “ the beast knows your presence … “ “ ain’t that just the way ? “ “ get that frog out of your pants. “ “ we’re turtle rich ! “ “ we came here to burglar your turts ! “ “ has anyone come here today ? “ “ then no one shall be … devoured alive tonight ? “ “ you’re a good girl/boy, but you deceive me … “ “ what ? children ? i’m, like, in high school … “ “ the ringing of the bell commands you. “ “ you’ve been coughing a lot. “ “ can we escape with you too ? “ “ come out before it’s too late ! “ “ don’t you care to keep the lantern lit ? don’t you care about your daughter’s/son’s soul. “ “ one cannot trade the souls of children as if they were tokens ! “ “ there is only me. there is only my way. “
EPISODE 8 babes in the wood.
“ i don’t know much of anything anymore. “ “ that’s ‘cause it’s not true. it’s a rock fact. “ “ the beast, it must be the beast out there. “ “ can we please stop pretending we’re getting home ? “ “ you can do anything if you set your mind to it. “ “ really ? it was all my fault ? “ “ i don’t care what you do … “ “ is anyone out there ? “ “ the beast has claimed him already. “ “ i’m sorry i got us lost. “ “ we made a promise, didn’t we ? “
EPISODE 9 into the unknown.
“ into the unknown … “ “ nothing is free in this world. “ “ i just wanna wallow in misery. “ “ that tape has poetry and clarinet. POETRY AND CLARINET ! “ “ my life is crumbling all around me. “ “ you weren’t invited either. “ “ you can hold my hand, i don’t care. “ “ i don’t wanna have anything to do with you or that frog. “ “ you’ll be no good to your brother/sister dead. “
EPISODE 10 the unknwon.
“ just sit there in the cold and wait … “ “ you’ve been grinding up lost souls for years ! “ “ i didn’t know this is where they came from ! “ “ would it have mattered ? “ “ i’ve just been eating leaves … “ “ it’s my fault we ended up here. everything’s been my fault. “ “ as long as the flame stays lit he will live on inside. “ “ you just have a weird obsession with keeping this latnern lit. “ “ it’s almost like your soul is in this lantern. “ “ she was never in the lantern, was she ? “ “ oh, you wonderful mistake of nature ! “ “ what are you gonna do about it ? “ “ … the loveliest lies of all … “
Lyric Sentence Starters ➝ Red, Of Beauty & Rage
“Every life you try to save dies”
“You couldn’t leave it behind”
“You left me here in my grave”
“Tell me that you were never real”
“You don’t belong here”
“Find me in the dark”
“I’ll meet you below”
“I never wanted you to see the darkest part of me”
“I knew you’d run away”
“I waited but you never came”
“Am I the black stain of your perfect life?”
“Am I the darkness that you need to hide?”
“You’re a monster in my mind”
“Did you think that you could bury me?”
“Did you get what you want from me?”
“Your love is a lie”
“I will fight to forget you!”
“I will die to forget you!”
“Did you think that you could erase me?”
“I need to leave”
“I only want to stay with you”
“I don’t want to do this on my own”
“I can still feel you here now in this cage”
“There’s nowhere to hide”
“Did you think I was fighting you?”
“The terror is real this time”
“It’s over now!”
“I can almost feel you breathing”
“Why did I try to live without you?”
“I want you”
“I need you”
“Is this a new beginning?”
“Without you my world is darkness”
“I won’t let go again”
“I’m never letting go”
“I need your love again”
“You should be afraid of me”
“I am the call in the night”
“And now you’ll feel the pain, you’ll see”
“You should’ve run away”
“Now you can’t escape”
“The villain plays the victim so well”
“Lies, lies, lies”
“I see you now”
“I can feel you with me”
“See how fast this life can change”
“Oh your reckless”
“I didn’t know how much I could lose”
“Why couldn’t I see I had everything”
“I lost myself but now I breathe again!”
“It all looks different now”
“Where’d you go?”
“You went dark on me”
Stop stressing over it and just let it be. Everything will be fine.
(via words-of-emotion)
shit my friend and i say, pt. 1
wildmoored:
feel free to change pronouns/era-specific words etc, just have fun.
❝following him is like walking into a dragon’s lair and pounding some drums saying HEY DRAGON, I’M BORED, LET’S PLAY HIDE AND GO EAT.❞
❝normal sentences don’t happen with me.❞
❝i just got answered with my own answer.❞
❝go sleep yourself.❞
❝this happens to me with alarming regularity.❞
❝you’re the older one with more life experience, tell me what to do!❞
❝i want to lay on the floor.❞
*rolls around on the floor*
❝the passive aggressiveness there is loud enough to deafen the dead.❞
❝wow, you fell from grace a little there, didn’t ya?❞
❝you’re asking the wrong person.❞
❝i’m doing that thing called sleep.❞
❝that was months before my time.❞
❝i know that feel.❞
❝i just had a flashback to high school when ‘tight’ meant ‘cool’ and i was like well…i suppose.❞
❝that seems a little ooc for you.❞
❝i was just complaining about that to someone else.❞
❝i’m soooo done.❞
❝… that’s dedication.❞
❝… fair enough.❞
❝we don’t need murder tonight.❞
❝i think i’ve been a bad influence on you.❞
❝i feel like he gets that look a lot.❞
❝we frolicked in the ice and found hot coffee.❞
❝can i confess something to you that makes me a horrible person?❞
❝i am confused by that question.❞
❝ah, yes, one of those.❞
❝i will consult the internets!❞
❝why is there a sword on your bed?❞
❝he’s only died in 25 movies.❞
❝i have to pretend i have a life.❞
and i αωαкєη to a вrαη∂ ηєω нσρє, one that cαηησт вє dєѕтrσуєd!!
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