Character 1: look it's a bearded dragon!
Y/n: cool!
Character 2: I don't care if it's got a damn toupee monocle and top hat I want it out of my damn room!
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Character 1: look it's a bearded dragon!
Y/n: cool!
Character 2: I don't care if it's got a damn toupee monocle and top hat I want it out of my damn room!
My most popular post is just over 300 like I still haven't breeched containment. I pray that I never do
(character): you're a pain in the ass
Y/n: I'm like good anal sex I'm a pain in the ass but I'm worth it
(character 2) -spits out their drink in shock/laughing-
take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash
I'm too fat to steal a guy's hoodie, so I steal their hats instead
Y/n: *trips over pants but catches themselves before falling*
Y/n to (character): my pants tried to kill me but they failed, this is why clothes are the enemy
(character): wtf is wrong with you?
Y/n: you want that list alphabetical or chronological?
So I was scrolling through the old people site (i.e. Facebook) and saw a post by an ex I don't hate from back when we were dating talking about an interaction I had with a fairy circle (i.e. a circle of mushrooms) it went like this
Me: *kicks a mushroom that's grown outside my apartment*
Him: don't do that, that's a fairy circle
Me: *does it anyway*
Him: why'd you do thatā½
Me: cause Toad's a little bitch
My girlfriend is an amazing creature, I buy 2 blocks mozzarella for a keto dish she uses it all for pasta. I anticipated her using some. Guess what she did:
What did my lovely chaos gremlin do?
use all the cheese in pasta
throw the cheese like confetti
vanilla extract
Character-(in call with friends/team/other)
Reader into characters mic: I have drank a whole gallon of water get on my level!
Character: yep, yeah that was (reader) on (insert pronouns) shit again one second -to reader- (insert team member/friend/ whoever) says hi.
Y/N: I am vibrating at the frequency of God
(insert character with a concerned look): how much caffeine have you had?
Y/N not wanting to be scolded: one can of energy drink since I've been here
*before coming over had 2 cans of strong energy drink*
š The War Has Ended⦠But Our Pain Has Just Begun .
The war has finally ended, yet inside us, the ruins remain. Homes have fallen, dreams have scattered, and the voices that once filled the air have turned into painful silence. In a single moment, I lost my mother and my sister⦠They left between the dust and fire, and all that remains are their echoes in my memory. Our home ā the one we grew up in ā is now nothing but a pile of stones. Every corner that once held laughter now holds sorrow. The war may be over, but now we face another kind of battle ā the battle of living after loss. Weāre trying to start again⦠to rebuild a home, to find a little peace in a life that feels shattered. I dream of planting a flower where our house once stood ā to remind us that beauty never truly dies, even after all this pain.
And despite everything, I still believe that kindness exists ā that there are hearts out there willing to reach out and say, āYou are not alone.ā If this message touches your heart, šæ Please help us rebuild our lives, and bring hope back to whatās left of our dreams.
My name is Naser AbuThaher. Iām 18 years old, and I live in Gaza.
š Every contribution, no matter how small, makes a real difference in rebuilding a life from the ashes. Would you like me to make a shorter Tumblr-friendly caption version too (for a quick post with strong emotion and link)?
jacksepticeye says FUCK ICE
Just to avoid any confusion, I mean it exactly as it sounds.
Fuck anyone who preys on minorities and vulnerable groups.
Things I trust more than the US government:
1. Wade Wilson being a gentleman
2. Tony Stark shaving his goatee
3. Damian Wayne not adopting an animal
4. Bruce Wayne not adopting a child with a volatile temperament
5. Logan Howlet doing floral arrangements
Keep it going
Not me over here on my third energy drink knowing my girlfriend would scold me... Thank gods she don't know my Tumblr tag
Girlfriend found out⦠I have been scolded, and forced to hydrateā¦
Not me over here on my third energy drink knowing my girlfriend would scold me... Thank gods she don't know my Tumblr tag
Y'all ever act so gay even your glasses couldn't stay straight?