’ Fuck you. ’
’ ‘least I actually got a girl to fancy me. All you’ve got is Auntie Miriam, an’ even tha’s debatable. ’
‘Thankfully so! That Lala said she wasn’t hungry and ate my chips anyways.’
‘The bitch.’

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@foughtlikeahero
’ Fuck you. ’
’ ‘least I actually got a girl to fancy me. All you’ve got is Auntie Miriam, an’ even tha’s debatable. ’
‘Thankfully so! That Lala said she wasn’t hungry and ate my chips anyways.’
‘The bitch.’
’ Sorry mate, ‘m not so sure my devishly handsome good-looks will transfer, yer’ fucked with that face for life. My condolences. ’
‘I’ll keep my face as long as I don’t inherit your smooth talk with the girls. I-I th-th-think I’m g-gonna st-stay c-clear of that one, mate.”
@foughtlikeahero
“So, I have to stand to the side when I use this thing yeah? Like I’m playing rounders?”
“If you wanted to aim at something other than your target, sure. Is this REALLY the first time you’re behind a gun? A bit old for that, aren’t you?”
( foughtlikeahero ):
’ Do you think I can fit this whole thing in my mouth ?? ’
‘ Sure, but if you choke and tragically die then I get everything you owned. I say go for it.’
LIKE FOR A STARTER, MINIONS.
“Wouldn’t you’ve been crying to? Since you were a baby?”
“No, I already had my mother’s full love and acceptance by the time Fabian was born.”
onlyfoundbits
“Oh, no I’m fine staying here for a bit. Fabian is out on a mission, and it’s my night off.”
cursesandclawmarks
“You’re lying. There’s no way you remember being born.”
“Have ya ever heard yer uncle cry? You don’t forget that.”
❛ Dorcas has kicked ALL of our arses, idiot. ❜
❛ She was twelve when she kicked yours. And I can say how your eyes teared up with shame and humiliation. ❜
'captain america: the winter soldier' starter prompts
❝ On your left. ❞ ❝ Don’t say it. Don’t you say it. ❞ ❝ Need a medic? ❞ ❝ You should be ashamed of yourself. ❞ ❝ It’s your bed, right? ❞ ❝ You must miss the good old days, huh? ❞ ❝ I’ll put it on the list. ❞ ❝ I’m sure they have a good reason. ❞ ❝ Relax, it’s not that complicated. ❞ ❝ You doing anything fun Saturday night? ❞ ❝ You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she’d probably say yes. ❞ ❝ Too shy, or too scared? ❞ ❝ You seemed pretty helpless without me. ❞ ❝ You want to be a hero? Is that it? ❞ ❝ Well, this is awkward. ❞ ❝ I think that’s overstating things. ❞ ❝ You just can’t stop yourself from lying, can you? ❞ ❝ I’m not obliged to do anything. ❞ ❝ It’s called compartmentalisation. ❞ ❝ Nobody spills the secrets, because nobody knows them all. ❞ ❝ I do share. I’m nice like that. ❞ ❝ I thought the punishment usually came after the crime. ❞ ❝ We can’t afford to wait that long. ❞ ❝ This isn’t freedom, this is fear. ❞ ❝ For as long as I can remember, I just wanted to do what was right. ❞ ❝ You’re always so dramatic. ❞ ❝ The world has changed, and none of us can go back. ❞ ❝ Sometimes the best that we can do is to start over. ❞ ❝ I’m here to ask a favor. ❞ ❝ You lose someone? ❞ ❝ What makes you happy? ❞ ❝ If you want, you’re welcome to use my machine. Might be cheaper than the one in the basement. ❞ ❝ Well, I’ll keep my distance. ❞ ❝ I don’t remember giving you a key. ❞ ❝ My wife kicked me out. ❞ ❝ I didn’t know you were married. ❞ ❝ There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me. ❞ ❝ You’re a terrible liar. ❞ ❝ He told me not to trust anyone. ❞ ❝ Anyone gets in my way, they’re gonna regret it. ❞ ❝ It kind of feels personal. ❞ ❝ I only act like I know everything. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna ask you again. ❞ ❝ Bye-bye, bikinis. ❞ ❝ First rule of going on the run is don’t run, walk. ❞ ❝ My fiancé was just helping me with some honeymoon destinations. ❞ ❝ I have the exact same glasses. ❞ ❝ Shut up and put your arm around me. Laugh at something I said. ❞ ❝ Kiss me. ❞ ❝ Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. ❞ ❝ I just wondered how much practice you’ve had. ❞ ❝ Nobody special, though? ❞ ❝ Believe it or not, it’s kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience. ❞ ❝ You just make something up. ❞ ❝ The truth is a matter of circumstance. ❞ ❝ That’s a tough way to live. ❞ ❝ You know, it’s kind of hard to trust someone, when you don’t know who that someone really is. ❞ ❝ Who do you want me to be? ❞ ❝ Who’s the girl? ❞ ❝ You need anything before I leave? ❞ ❝ Want some milk? ❞ ❝ I thought I knew whose lies I was telling, but I guess I can’t tell the difference anymore. ❞ ❝ There’s a chance you might be in the wrong business. ❞ ❝ If it was down to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it? ❞ ❝ I hear the crab cakes here are delicious. ❞ ❝ That is a terrible, terrible idea. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t sure who to trust. ❞ ❝ Your work has been a gift to mankind. ❞ ❝ You shaped the century. ❞ ❝ Society’s at a tipping point between order and chaos. ❞ ❝ If you don’t do your part, I can’t do mine. ❞ ❝ See, it’s stuff like this that gives me trust issues. ❞ ❝ I just kind of wanted to be alone. ❞ ❝ We can put the couch cushions on the floor like when we were kids. ❞ ❝ I’m with you to the end of the line, pal. ❞ ❝ I don’t know if I can do that. ❞ ❝ I think it’s time you know the truth. ❞ ❝ The price of freedom is high. ❞ ❝ Did you write that down first, or was it off the top of your head? ❞ ❝ You smug son of a bitch. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, did I step on your moment? ❞ ❝ Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as you really are? ❞ ❝ Did you get my flowers? ❞ ❝ You’re the best and the most ruthless person I ever met. ❞ ❝ You know, you’re a lot heavier than you look. ❞ ❝ I had a big breakfast. ❞ ❝ Please don’t make me do this. ❞ ❝ Unless you want a two-inch hole in your sternum, I’d put that gun down. ❞ ❝ This is gonna hurt. ❞ ❝ Man, shut the hell up. ❞ ❝ You know, there was a time I would’ve taken a bullet for you. ❞ ❝ You’re out of your depth, kid. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna fight you. ❞ ❝ You’re my friend. ❞ ❝ You’re not going to put me in a prison. ❞ ❝ You’ll know where to find me. ❞ ❝ I’m headed to Europe tonight, Wanted to ask if you’d come. ❞ ❝ You might not want to pull on that thread. ❞ ❝ This is the age of miracles. ❞ ❝ There’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. ❞
nobody puts baby in the corner ;;
ayE so i have a bit over 500 followers, halfway to reaching 1000 which is like hella and to show my love for you because it’s hugE and i hardly ever do replies here anyway i have decided to make a giveaway ! like rules are simple, like and reblog as much as you want just don’t spam the dash. and you have to be following me. do not unfollow afterwards because that’s rUDE but hey i can’t stop you but you’ll break my heart. i will choose three winners and the prizes are ; 1 theme + theme background ; 30 icons ; 1 header & promo banner.
and basically i will generate three numbers randomly, whoever gets first place can choose which prize they want, second place gets to choose between the other two and third place gets whatever the other two didn’t choose ! easy enough.
another thing, i have over 500 followers so this needs at least 25 notes or we’re calling it quits, like come on guys, there are an army of you and i love you. cooperate a lil here. ENDS JUNE 28TH 8 PM EST.
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I’m sorry that everyone is so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m so gorgeous.
China Sorrows, most definitely (via darquessequeenofdarkness)
ofdragonology:
“ What kinda dragon’re we talkin’ about?”
“Chinese Fireball. Or I could get ya a fawkes. I know a guy. Or maybe even a skewt to piss off your mum if you’re in that business.”
’ okay. Charlie needs to know Unce Fabian kicks arse anyway. ’
“that’s not gonna happen. I already told him Dorcas kicked yours.”
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HEY
“Fight me.”
ofdragonology
“I’ll buy you a dragon if you make your declaration that I’m your favorite uncle at dinner tonight.”
’ Tha sentence ‘if you loved me at all’ should already tell you what my answer is going to be. ’
“Are you still upset because your last birthday I gave you Dorcas’ cat as a present?”