Batman? IDK, that's a lot of damage for a "hero"

I feel the need to clarify: I am not actually in any way frog. I do respect the frog people though. I will occasionally provide Safety PSA's or questions regarding vigilantes, and may offer work to most goons. The banned guy knows what he did.

[rookthebird]

"redemption arcs are toxic, you shouldn't try to fix someone!"

actually it is so important to me that being in community and experiencing human connection can save people. thanks

[chriscdcase95]

[justagothamfrog]

Guys, if you haven't seen the advisory yet:

Please stop calling villain hotlines to falsely report attacks in the hope Wonder Woman will show up. She doesn't even work in Gotham!

[wondersmith-and-sons]

if you can’t handle richard siken at his “i also want to get bruce wayne pregnant” you don’t deserve him at his “everyone longs for a father figure. even those with fathers. even fathers. that’s why we invented god.”

[jackaxed]

excuse me op but when did he say that first thing

[wondersmith-and-sons]

what, you think i'd just lie about this?

[mysterycitrus]

“people in gotham would know batman is real” “he can’t be an urban legend cause he’d be caught on camera” “people could just ask someone in gotham if they’ve seen him” have u considered that gothamites enjoy lying.

[justagothamfrog]

HEY do you wanna be my temporary sidekick and fight my new nemesis in a dennys parking lot. I'll buy you lunch afterwards ❤️❤️

-@holyfuckitsgoontime

I bit 'em. They tasted terrible. Where's my lunch?

[super-powerd-gothamight]

Side kick @gothamite-shenanigans go!

Yes I am using you as a Pokémon shut up

[super-powerd-gothamight]

@holyfuckitsgoontime draw your attacker

[holyfuckitsgoontime]

@justagothamfrog Go! Bite them or smth idk

[justagothamfrog]

C H O M P

(-5 HP!)

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Please Reblog This If It’s Okay To:

Send questions about yourself

Ask questions to/about your characters

Ask about your headcanons 

Send questions about your works (fanfics, art, music, RPs, etc) 

Ask about popular ships/headcanons

Ask about plot ideas you’ve had but haven’t acted upon yet (snippets of AUs, a scenario you wish to write/draw but haven’t gotten to yet)

Questions about other ships/headcanons that aren’t as popular or are rarepairs

Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!

[justagothamfrog]

Guys I figured out how we can find out Batman's identity. (And make him pay for all his property damage, literally)

So, surely he keeps on theme, right?

Just find out who last ordered a lot of bats and isn't a zoo!

There's no way BAT man doesn't have bats! Can't he talk to them?

[justagothamfrog]

!!! SAFETY PSA !!!

If you purchase turkey or ham for these upcoming Holiday seasons, please be careful!

Some brands have been revealed to be raising their animals in a field contaminated with runoff from Ace Chemicals, and others have been found raising livestock in the facility!

If your turkey, ham, or other meat seems to be "so large it's unnatural" or something similar, please contact a store employee so they may dispose of it properly!

[phantom-arsonist-racoon]

someone who just moved to Gotham picking out their furnishing and they say to their friend, "Should I get a white carpet?" and at least seven people on different aisles, plus Red Hood, who had apparently dropped in to people-watch, yell "NO!!!"

[gothamcity-official]

Goon Union meeting 

Tonight is the bimonthly Goon Union meeting. Red Hood will be attending, as per usual. We thank him for his service and wish him luck.

Goons, please remember that while the organizers try to keep the police out, there may still be some there. Don't talk those who look suspicious because they're dressed like a normal person.

[holyfuckitsgoontime]

Sooo excited for tonight! Didn't get to go to the last one, but i'm super excited to see my fellow goons (and also red hood) 🫶

also btw plss stay safe apparently someone saw batman a couple blocks away.

[gothamsbeauty]

Listen. Listen. I do not want to update my device software. I don't trust it. You say it's bug improvements but I'm pretty sure it's just going to be Spiders. And not the fun kind.

[theaceofarrows]

Have some Gotham citizen memes⬇

[deancrowleycas]

I see a lot of empty but definitely human blogs follow me and I know it's scary but guys (gn) please reblog stuff. The Tumblr ecosystem needs people to reblog things. You don't have to be afraid, believe me, on this site it's more normal to spam reblog 100 posts if you feel like it than to not reblog anything. Really, reblogging stuff is half of the fun on here!

[justagothamfrog]

Safety PSA! Make sure you wear sunscreen! And if it snows, wear sunglasses!

The smog does not block the sun! You can still be sunburned! Even through clothes!

With all the other crap that happens here, we don't need an excess of sunburns as well.

Especially since there is in fact a chance that Ivy could corrupt the aloe vera plants

This has been your Gotham safety PSA. More to come soon

[justagothamfrog]

How does Batman's cape work?

Does it stay closed with velcro? Is it a button? Does he have a tie like a little magician? Is it attached to the cowl? I need to know

Cape?

velcro

button

little magician tie

cowl extension

Voting ended onOct 18, 2023

[justagothamfrog]

Advice for what to do when a child is attempting to maul you with a metal pole -@holyfuckitsgoontime

For you specifically? Suck it up.

For anyone else? Get another pole, and hit them harder

[holyfuckitsgoontime]

Next time a superhero tries to interrogate me I’m telling them you sell bombs

[justagothamfrog]

Alright, but I don't, so have fun with that!

And if you're going to try and plant my fingerprints on some you found, jokes on you! After an unfortunate incident, I don't have any

[holyfuckitsgoontime]

But you have hair and an apartment right? That’s all I need ❤️

[justagothamfrog]

I only have one of them actually, have fun figuring out which