IheartFootball

#1 football player in all of Louisiana! She/they Lesbian 22 years old Rp account for Jasper Dugas from tombs serial slashing

[foulfootballstriker]

🏆🧪🏈Intro Post🏈🧪🏆

I really like Jasper…

I am not a Jasper fiction kin, I just made this blog for fun :p

Jasper Dugas rp account! ^_^

I will add a few of my headcannons to this blog

Anyone can interact!!! Including yumeshippers, other tombs serial slashing rp accounts, and tombs serial slashing ocs

A few of my Jasper HCs cuz yeah :0

•a lesbian because can you see her with a man

• she/her/they/them

•secretly listens to Britney Spears and watches all of the Barbie movies (she will never admit it)

•really likes caramel ice cream

• absolute ass fashion taste

I’ll be more in character with my posts, I swear

[foulfootballstriker]

*Bella to Jasper*

Hey sugar would you like some human fle- I mean pork?

”uhm, sure..I’ll have some of your “pork”. I haven’t had a home cooked meal in ages so I’ll take what I can get.”

[toadseye]

”You owe me.”

Oh, uh, what kind of acid do you prefer?

[foulfootballstriker]

”Fluoroantimonic acid! And you better get me a gallon.”

[toadseye]

Luckily I have some left over from my train stews, here. *Gives her a gallon of it in a somehow not dissolving milk jug.*

[foulfootballstriker]

”oh uh..thanks. I didn’t think you’d actually give me a gallon,”

[foulfootballstriker]

So Jasper, how's it feel to have *checks notes* various OCs who really like you, including at least a handful of cannibals????

”well, I’m flattered! I don’t mind having a couple people fawning over me..but if they’re cannibals? If they don’t eat me then I don’t care.”

[toadseye]

”You owe me.”

Oh, uh, what kind of acid do you prefer?

[foulfootballstriker]

”Fluoroantimonic acid! And you better get me a gallon.”

[foulfootballstriker]

Hey, Jasp, think you’d get along with the Tidal Taster (my OC) >:]?

(ALSO BTW UR ACC IS SO COOLL :33)

“Depends, I gotta meet them first. But I’m sure we’ll get along just fine.”

(ALSO THANK YOUU ^_^)

[asherwaythe7thwolf]

Everyone shut up, I’m trying to catch a serial slasher

[foulfootballstriker]

why do you like football specifically. like why not swimming or baseball or hockey

”My daddy played football! I wanna make him proud! Besides all the other sports are kinda lame..”

[foulfootballstriker]

jasper how do you feel about centipedes

”…”

“I do not like them, not one bit.”

[foulfootballstriker]

I ate your acid

“is that where it went? I’ve been looking for it for days!”

[foulfootballstriker]

hey... (whisper) you uh... ur intropost says anyone CANT interact...... i think thats a typo...................................................

(pls im not being rude trust me my friend lz';[

x-cv made me do this instead of them BUTTT i told them to send it so I GUESS im responsible idk im yapping bye)

UGHHHHH FUCKKKKKK

I meant anyone can interact

thanks for telling me!!! :3

[foulfootballstriker]

Avril Lavigne is so cool…

[foulfootballstriker]

the swamp is nice

kinda sucks during summer though

[foulfootballstriker]

this can’t happen again,

I can’t find my acid,

I EVEN HID IT IN MY HOUSE

NOW MY WHOLE BEDROOM SMELLS LIKE ACID

This cannot happen again