Dean ˖ִ ࣪⚝

— ⛧ Castiel @foundbydean ⋆｡°✩ rp account ✩°｡⋆

[foundbycas]

Hey, do you have a book about uh,,,slime creatures(?)???

-🪶🩸

Uhhh I don't think I do.

[lucifers-promdress]

"Go white boy go" To where? Therapy? No.

[foundbycas]

I believe therapy is needed with this one...

[lucifers-promdress]

Can't believe you're the one saying that lol

[foundbycas]

I don't need therapy. You do. I'm like completely fine.

[lucifers-promdress]

Uh-huh. Of course.

We both need therapy.

I wonder if there's a therapy group for hunters... There has to be.

[foundbycas]

I will NOT be going to some weird therapy group with you.

[lucifers-promdress]

Okay so you'll go and I won't problem solved

[foundbycas]

Why would I go when you're the one who needs therapy?

[lucifers-promdress]

Because you're older

[foundbycas]

I... okay. Well, you're younger. So. Hah.

[lucifers-promdress]

I'd suggest rock paper scissors but we both know I'd win.

Accept your fate, Dean Winchester.

[foundbycas]

Samuel. Sam. Sammy... I'm not doing therapy. I'd rather die.

[lucifers-promdress]

You know that's not as dramatic for us as it is for normal people, right? We die at least once a year.

[foundbycas]

I'd rather go to hell. How's that?

[lucifers-promdress]

Okay fine

Neither of us go to therapy BUT we definitely need to work on not being so "emotionally constipated" (Eileen's words, not mine)

[foundbycas]

How am I "emotionally constipated"? I'm like completely fine.

[lucifers-promdress]

"no chick-flick moments" he said

"how am I emotionally constipated" he asked

Do you see.

[foundbycas]

So, because I don't want any chick-flick moments, I'm emotionally constipated? Buddy.

[lucifers-promdress]

What is considered a chick-flick moment to you? Just generally sad moments or what? Because—hear me out—that's an emotion, and it's okay to feel those.

[foundbycas]

I feel emotions all the time, Sam.

[lucifers-promdress]

"Go white boy go" To where? Therapy? No.

[foundbycas]

I believe therapy is needed with this one...

[lucifers-promdress]

Can't believe you're the one saying that lol

[foundbycas]

I don't need therapy. You do. I'm like completely fine.

[lucifers-promdress]

Uh-huh. Of course.

We both need therapy.

I wonder if there's a therapy group for hunters... There has to be.

[foundbycas]

I will NOT be going to some weird therapy group with you.

[lucifers-promdress]

Okay so you'll go and I won't problem solved

[foundbycas]

Why would I go when you're the one who needs therapy?

[lucifers-promdress]

Because you're older

[foundbycas]

I... okay. Well, you're younger. So. Hah.

[lucifers-promdress]

I'd suggest rock paper scissors but we both know I'd win.

Accept your fate, Dean Winchester.

[foundbycas]

Samuel. Sam. Sammy... I'm not doing therapy. I'd rather die.

[lucifers-promdress]

You know that's not as dramatic for us as it is for normal people, right? We die at least once a year.

[foundbycas]

I'd rather go to hell. How's that?

[lucifers-promdress]

Okay fine

Neither of us go to therapy BUT we definitely need to work on not being so "emotionally constipated" (Eileen's words, not mine)

[foundbycas]

How am I "emotionally constipated"? I'm like completely fine.

[lucifers-promdress]

"no chick-flick moments" he said

"how am I emotionally constipated" he asked

Do you see.

[foundbycas]

So, because I don't want any chick-flick moments, I'm emotionally constipated? Buddy.

[foundbycas]

I’m sorry about that anon. Please have some critters-

🦝🐇🐁

-🪶🩸

Thank you, 🪶🩸anon.

[foundbycas]

Hey guys! Reminder that I'm a real person behind this blog, and that this behaviour is very weird an off-putting!

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[foundbycas]

🦤🦂🦕

A menagerie for you

-🪶🩸

Thank you, 🪶🩸 Anon!!

[lucifers-promdress]

"Go white boy go" To where? Therapy? No.

[foundbycas]

I believe therapy is needed with this one...

[lucifers-promdress]

Can't believe you're the one saying that lol

[foundbycas]

I don't need therapy. You do. I'm like completely fine.

[lucifers-promdress]

Uh-huh. Of course.

We both need therapy.

I wonder if there's a therapy group for hunters... There has to be.

[foundbycas]

I will NOT be going to some weird therapy group with you.

[lucifers-promdress]

Okay so you'll go and I won't problem solved

[foundbycas]

Why would I go when you're the one who needs therapy?

[lucifers-promdress]

Because you're older

[foundbycas]

I... okay. Well, you're younger. So. Hah.

[lucifers-promdress]

I'd suggest rock paper scissors but we both know I'd win.

Accept your fate, Dean Winchester.

[foundbycas]

Samuel. Sam. Sammy... I'm not doing therapy. I'd rather die.

[lucifers-promdress]

You know that's not as dramatic for us as it is for normal people, right? We die at least once a year.

[foundbycas]

I'd rather go to hell. How's that?

[lucifers-promdress]

Okay fine

Neither of us go to therapy BUT we definitely need to work on not being so "emotionally constipated" (Eileen's words, not mine)

[foundbycas]

How am I "emotionally constipated"? I'm like completely fine.

[lucifers-promdress]

"Go white boy go" To where? Therapy? No.

[foundbycas]

I believe therapy is needed with this one...

[lucifers-promdress]

Can't believe you're the one saying that lol

[foundbycas]

I don't need therapy. You do. I'm like completely fine.

[lucifers-promdress]

Uh-huh. Of course.

We both need therapy.

I wonder if there's a therapy group for hunters... There has to be.

[foundbycas]

I will NOT be going to some weird therapy group with you.

[lucifers-promdress]

Okay so you'll go and I won't problem solved

[foundbycas]

Why would I go when you're the one who needs therapy?

[lucifers-promdress]

Because you're older

[foundbycas]

I... okay. Well, you're younger. So. Hah.

[lucifers-promdress]

I'd suggest rock paper scissors but we both know I'd win.

Accept your fate, Dean Winchester.

[foundbycas]

Samuel. Sam. Sammy... I'm not doing therapy. I'd rather die.

[lucifers-promdress]

You know that's not as dramatic for us as it is for normal people, right? We die at least once a year.

[foundbycas]

I'd rather go to hell. How's that?

[lucifers-promdress]

"Go white boy go" To where? Therapy? No.

[foundbycas]

I believe therapy is needed with this one...

[lucifers-promdress]

Can't believe you're the one saying that lol

[foundbycas]

I don't need therapy. You do. I'm like completely fine.

[lucifers-promdress]

Uh-huh. Of course.

We both need therapy.

I wonder if there's a therapy group for hunters... There has to be.

[foundbycas]

I will NOT be going to some weird therapy group with you.

[lucifers-promdress]

Okay so you'll go and I won't problem solved

[foundbycas]

Why would I go when you're the one who needs therapy?

[lucifers-promdress]

Because you're older

[foundbycas]

I... okay. Well, you're younger. So. Hah.

[lucifers-promdress]

I'd suggest rock paper scissors but we both know I'd win.

Accept your fate, Dean Winchester.

[foundbycas]

Samuel. Sam. Sammy... I'm not doing therapy. I'd rather die.

[foundbycas]

Could you, perchance, stay out of Hell? You're making the demons scared.

-@king-o-hell-crowley

I will GLADLY stay out of hell.

[foundbycas]

He does not seem to take anon asks, so if you could please forward him-

🐝🐝🐝

Some bees for you

-🪶🩸

Of course! I'll talk to Cas about putting anon-ask on for you as well.

[foundbycas]

There might be more who have gotten bees!

🐝💜🐝

-🪶🩸

You should give some to my buddy Cas as well. @foundbydean

[foundbycas]

I have gotten bees too, Dean. Don't worry.

-@king-o-hell-crowley

Why are we all getting bees..?

[lucifers-promdress]

"Go white boy go" To where? Therapy? No.

[foundbycas]

I believe therapy is needed with this one...

[lucifers-promdress]

Can't believe you're the one saying that lol

[foundbycas]

I don't need therapy. You do. I'm like completely fine.

[lucifers-promdress]

Uh-huh. Of course.

We both need therapy.

I wonder if there's a therapy group for hunters... There has to be.

[foundbycas]

I will NOT be going to some weird therapy group with you.

[lucifers-promdress]

Okay so you'll go and I won't problem solved

[foundbycas]

Why would I go when you're the one who needs therapy?

[lucifers-promdress]

Because you're older

[foundbycas]

I... okay. Well, you're younger. So. Hah.

[foundbycas]

Can I have your name🥺?

Dean..? That's my name..?

[lucifers-promdress]

You just gave your name to a fae. Not a nickname or an alias, your actual real name...

[foundbycas]

SAM... How was I supposed to know?

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[foundbycas]

🐝🐝🐝

Some bees for you

-🪶🩸

Thank you..?