The old-men-who-think-they're-25 epidemic
He’s leering at you….try not to gag
Your 45-year-old colleague tells you he still feels like he’s 25. Then you hear the online dating stories from your girlfriends, who turn up only to see a grey haired man hobbling up the steps.
Was the profile photo from 20 years ago, or is he wearing a toupee? Or is he sporting that dreaded comb-over?
After watching a teenage girl flick, the old guy next to me commented “That movie was disappointing, it wasn’t saucy enough!”
No matter where you look, old men are coming out of the woodwork claiming that they’re still in their prime, ready to rock your world. The only way to explain this phenomenon is to assume that their vision is impaired too, because when they look in the mirror, that good looking fella is winking back at them.
They’re not seeking a woman their own age, they’re looking at the daughters of these women. It only takes a walk down the street to see these men sitting at coffee shops staring at women old enough to be their grandchildren.
As long as it’s not their own child or grandchildren it’s fair game
Before we condemn horny older men, let’s dig a little deeper. Is it only a mix of delusion, ego and testosterone that’s driving this epidemic? Or is there some logical reason that exists to say that young women are attracted to their wrinkly packages?
Unfortunately there is. Young women are being shipped from overseas as mail-order brides. They are paid to look at their new husbands with adoration and desire. Their hope is that their aging husband steps a little closer to the grave, or patiently waits it out until their permanent residency kicks in. There’s also the local girls, with low self-esteem and daddy issues, ready to lower their guard to any attentive man that glances their way. Even if his eyes are ridden with cataracts.
Old horny men are here to stay. T-shirts once worn by 25 year old guys can now be recycled and handed down to their dads and grand dads – “Lock up your daughters!”
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