Perfect. Tragic. Stunning. Disgusting.

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[ruadrisresources]

It’s Munday!

But some muns would still rather talk about their muses and blog canon than about themselves, so here’s a meme for the muns to answer in depth about their blogs/muses!

✄ What is an idea you originally had in mind for your muse, but ended up scrapping? Why?

† Do you portray your muse as religious? Why or why not? How does your own religion (or lack thereof) influence this?

☑ What is a plot idea you’re willing to play with virtually any partner? What makes that plot so special to you?

☒ Is there any sort of behavior towards your muse (ic or ooc) that you simply cannot stand?

✰ How did you decide your muse’s skills and talents? Do they relate to their occupation in some way?

Ⅶ If you have multiple blogs and/or muses, which one is your favorite? Why?

❉ What is a dream AU for you? If you haven’t done it yet, why not?

✎ When choosing a name for your muse, did you pick something special or meaningful in some way?

☺ If you have a faceclaim for your muse, why did you choose them? Are you satisfied with your fc, or would you rather find a different one?

♥ When it comes to shipping, what factors are absolutely necessary for a ship to develop?

❝ ❞ Is it easy for you to write dialog for your muse? Do their speech patterns come naturally to you while writing?

❀ What is a muse you want to play but haven’t? Why haven’t you played them yet?

✸ Tell us about any NPCs on your blog. Who are they to your muse? What do they contribute to your blog?

✑ Do you prefer writing OCs or canon characters? Why?

✼ When it comes to worldbuilding, what are some ideas you’d like to explore in rp?

◑ What is a side to your muse you want to show off, but haven’t had the chance to yet?

[four-armed-robot-archive]

COUGH COUGH smokes X Red COUGH

((OOC: >:3cccc heck yeah...))

1. Lipstick stains on Smoke's skull in the mornings that seem to last through the day.

2. The two of them cuddling in bed, sharing their feelings about how the world puts so many pressures on the both of them.

3. Their hands always seem to find each other's in stressful times.

4. Smokes wiping away the mascara stains that seem to find themselves on Red's round cheeks when Red thinks too much.

5. Red singing to Smokes with Smoke's head in his lap, petting the top of Smoke's skull as he treats Smokes to the dulcet tones of his deep voice.

[blueberrypolaris]

Four-Armed-Robot liked for a starter.

[blueberrypolaris]

“I care about everyone I meet. Caring about others is what I do best. Which why I consider myself an amazing friend and a great big brother and now a super host. Sure the space place might be a go for a date, but it’s also a nice place to hang out which is why I offered.”

[blueberrypolaris]

“Don’t say that! You helped me when no-one else would! Course you deserve a better life than what you had back there! You’re probably at-least 80 times better than any of the other monsters back in your former home. You don’t deserve to suffer in your au!”

If Blue wasn’t so caught up in trying to make Mettaton feel better about himself, he would almost assume this was a sign of homesickness. But, he was too busy being a good friend to read that much into it.

[four-armed-robot-archive]

Mettaton was silent once again, going on to wipe at his watering eyes. He hated himself a bit too much when it came to situations such as this.

“I-I think you’re one of the first people to ever say nice things about me like that…”

His voice was glitchy. Broken.

[blueberrypolaris]

“That’s probably cause you were surrounded by unpleasant monsters. But,here everyone is generally nice, especially me! So, compliments are sure to come your way now.”

[four-armed-robot-archive]

Mettaton's mind couldn't process how Blue only kept being nice to him. Part of him almost thought the affection was fake or out of some sense of obligation. He ever so desperately wanted to not believe that part of him.

"There's... nothing about me to compliment. I don't even know what you'd say about me that wouldn't be awful or a lie."

[blueberrypolaris]

Four-Armed-Robot liked for a starter.

[blueberrypolaris]

“I care about everyone I meet. Caring about others is what I do best. Which why I consider myself an amazing friend and a great big brother and now a super host. Sure the space place might be a go for a date, but it’s also a nice place to hang out which is why I offered.”

[blueberrypolaris]

“Don’t say that! You helped me when no-one else would! Course you deserve a better life than what you had back there! You’re probably at-least 80 times better than any of the other monsters back in your former home. You don’t deserve to suffer in your au!”

If Blue wasn’t so caught up in trying to make Mettaton feel better about himself, he would almost assume this was a sign of homesickness. But, he was too busy being a good friend to read that much into it.

[four-armed-robot-archive]

Mettaton was silent once again, going on to wipe at his watering eyes. He hated himself a bit too much when it came to situations such as this.

"I-I think you're one of the first people to ever say nice things about me like that..."

His voice was glitchy. Broken.

[blueberrypolaris]

Four-Armed-Robot liked for a starter.

[blueberrypolaris]

“I care about everyone I meet. Caring about others is what I do best. Which why I consider myself an amazing friend and a great big brother and now a super host. Sure the space place might be a go for a date, but it’s also a nice place to hang out which is why I offered.”

[four-armed-robot-archive]

Mettaton’s smile weakened. He looked at his hands with a quiet sigh.

“I’m… still really not sure why you care about me,” Mettaton admitted in a quiet tone of voice. “You could’ve easily left me in my own universe after I cared for you. Friends of mine don’t tend to stick around me anyways…”

[blueberrypolaris]

“And left you in that-” He paused looking towards his brother, afraid that if he mentions the general  tense and violent atmosphere of that au, Carrot would jump to conclusion on thinking Mettaton is just as bad.  He then cleared his throat, “Everyone deserves the chance to make real friends and be happy.  I wanted you to live a happier life that’s why I brought you along. You weren’t happy there, so my caring instincts kicked in and did what I felt was right.” 

[four-armed-robot-archive]

Mettaton was silent for a moment.

“…I-I don’t deserve any of this…” he mumbled softly. “I’ll… I’ll never deserve your kindness… You probably should’ve just left me there…”

[blueberrypolaris]

“Everyone deserves kindness. It’s what makes life so much better and happier. You can yourself without any worry of being judge here. Overall you’ll live a happier and healthier life.”

[four-armed-robot-archive]

A silence washed over the room as Mettaton refused to speak. He couldn't quite find the words he wanted in order to respond to Blueberry.

"..." Mettaton leaned against the counter.

"Why?" he asked softly. "Why do I get a happier, healthier life? I'm- not special. I'm not good enough for that. You-"

Mettaton bit the inside of his cheek as he tried to drown out his emotional pain with physical pain. "I think... I think you should've just left me back there. I'm hardly deserving of a life here..."

[bluehoodiied-blog]

Ooc: Yo! My dash is kind of empty, so… Please reblog if you’d be interested in RPing with a post-pacifist!Sans! I can also do before the barrier was broken!

[four-armed-robot-archive]

Never have I ever intentionally killed someone?

Red takes a long look at this question and raises a pristinely groomed brow.

"Interesting assessment of me. I'm afraid I don't like to get my hands dirty, beautiful. My bodyguards take the brunt of that nasty business for me."

He swirls around the strong smelling liquor in his shot glass, pointedly looking at it with his bottom pair of eyes.

"Doesn't mean I haven't tried."

[claudetheclown]

Play “Never Have I Ever” with my muse!

Send “Never have I ever” and tell my muse something that yours has never done. If my muse has done the thing, they have to take a drink. The maximum is 10 drinks!

Good luck!

[four-armed-robot-archive]

Sure. Why not. I'll take any chance I can get to be less sober.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

[four-armed-robot-archive]

Smokes >w> [yes henlo, I have returned, this is not good, ur doomed]

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Red pauses and stares at you for sending this ask, blushing the brightest shade of cherry red that could ever be conceived. He quickly averts his eyes, looking to the floor and fluttering his lashes as he tries to think of some way to answer you.

"He's... handsome, that much is certain."

Red drags a hand down his face.

"Please don't make me go on, I think I'll explode if I say any more."

[four-armed-robot-archive]

Regular Mettaton

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

"I'll be honest with you. He's a total dream, he has the perfect face, perfect body, perfect everything. And it makes me want to punch him right in his pretty face for having an Alphys that didn't ruin him," Red frowns.

"If I were a touch less self hating, I'd consider raising the score," he adds as an afterthought. "...Possibly. ...Does- Does that sound weird?" He looks to you, eyes wide and suddenly self conscious.

[noodle2thedoodle]

hey lets play how hot is that character

[fillyouraskbox]

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

[papytonpropaganda]

I’m doing writing commissions!

So here’s the deal–I want to visit my girlfriend for the first time this summer, but I don’t have a lot of money, I can’t get a job because of my school schedule and mental health, and my family can’t give me much because we’ve been dealing with a lot of legal business for the past year.

If you’d like to help me out by commissioning me, my prices and other info are below the cut.

Keep reading

[valtsv]

concept: kissing a monster w fangs and feeling the points of their teeth catching against your bottom lip

[blueberrypolaris]

Four-Armed-Robot liked for a starter.

[blueberrypolaris]

“I care about everyone I meet. Caring about others is what I do best. Which why I consider myself an amazing friend and a great big brother and now a super host. Sure the space place might be a go for a date, but it’s also a nice place to hang out which is why I offered.”

[four-armed-robot-archive]

Mettaton’s smile weakened. He looked at his hands with a quiet sigh.

“I’m… still really not sure why you care about me,” Mettaton admitted in a quiet tone of voice. “You could’ve easily left me in my own universe after I cared for you. Friends of mine don’t tend to stick around me anyways…”

[blueberrypolaris]

“And left you in that-” He paused looking towards his brother, afraid that if he mentions the general  tense and violent atmosphere of that au, Carrot would jump to conclusion on thinking Mettaton is just as bad.  He then cleared his throat, “Everyone deserves the chance to make real friends and be happy.  I wanted you to live a happier life that’s why I brought you along. You weren’t happy there, so my caring instincts kicked in and did what I felt was right.” 

[four-armed-robot-archive]

Mettaton was silent for a moment.

"...I-I don't deserve any of this..." he mumbled softly. "I'll... I'll never deserve your kindness... You probably should've just left me there..."

[rattlingxones]

🍬 - four-armed-robot

“I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?” [Smokes n O @four-armed-robot]

[four-armed-robot-archive]

"O-oh? I doubt you could even handle all of this, dollface," Mettaton embellished to seem confident. In reality, he'd had very few partners in that area and didn't really count himself as 'skilled'.

[lilyluner-deactivated20150224]

Everyone I RP with deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for not killing me when I don’t reply for like a month