Four Swords Shitposting In 2022 My Beloved

A blog for Four Swords incorrect quotes and text posts. That's it. That's literally all it is.

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Rip blog 😔

Yeah 😔

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Vio: Blue punched a rock.

Green: He what.

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Shadow: I’m absolutely devastated.

Shadow: My tears continue to fall, and fill a fucking ocean.

Shadow: Drown in my sorrow, you whores.

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Green: You know what? Never mind. You guys aren’t listening to what I’m saying. Therefore, I’m going to bite your knees.

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*Watching Green trip*

Blue: Oof.

Vio: Oof.

Red: Oof.

Green: Thanks, guys! Shadow, your turn.

Shadow: Oof.

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Green: Maybe the real treasure is the friends we made along the way!

Shadow: No, I want my fucking treasure.

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Vio: You could probably make a bass kazoo if you’re really fucking determined to make a kazoo that big and have the lung capacity of a god.

Shadow: I want to make a bass kazoo.

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Red: Come on, it’ll be fun!

Blue: No. I think this stunt will land you jail time and court ordered retribution payments.

Red, lighting his fire rod: Even better!

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Vio: Go on, tell me something I don’t know.

Red: Wombats poop in cubes.

Vio:

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Green, pointing at Shadow: I don’t know if he’s gay but he does like drinking out of our cups.

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Vio: What kind of tea is this?

Blue: Oh, I just boiled some gatorade.

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Green: You guys are insane, and this sounds dangerous.

Red: Are you asking to come along, or are you going to observe from a distance and calmly sip your tea?

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Green: I don’t have favorites, anyways!

Vio: What do you call a partner then, if not a favorite?

Green: Just that, a partner.

Red: Smooching buddies!

Blue: Annoying.

Zelda: …A commitment.

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Red, holding a frog: Guys, help me name this froggie!

Blue: Fat fuck.

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Blue: Hey… whatcha got there…?

Shadow, covered in blood and holding a smoothie: A smoothie.

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Not so brief case of ’I forgot about this blog’-itis, but its cleared up now.

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Green, dramatically lounging across a sofa: How am I supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions?