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WOAH NEW NEWS

What are we thinking guys. Here’s my guesses

This pole will be up for a week. Unless he answers then imma end it

Guys… WERE GETTING A FLIPING MOVIE

#chris colfer #the land of stories #woahhhh #man I really suck at tagging my stuff #also I will be like WAY more active here (not #like I wasn’t in the first place)

Chat it’s been half a year since the movie information.

I feel like something ng is around the corner

Cough cough it’s probably nothing

#the land of stories

ellaphnt

My interpretation of Alex and Conner from everyone’s fave childhood book series

Uh brystal evergreen is a knock off version of katniss Everdeen.

I dunno how to explain this.

I feel it in my bones

#the land of stories #a tale of magic #brystal evergreen #I lowki could be wrong but yk #I’m not a fan of the hunger games just they are hella alike it rose a suspicion

Tlos post.

Chat I missed the date I was gonna post.. so Yall sit right

#the land of stories

Du du du du dooomm dom

You ever think on how messed up it was for Alex to stay in the fairy tale world.. WELL IT GETS WORST

let’s say they forever forever kept the words separate.. and let’s say the fairy godmother still died.

Alex would have been stuck all alone in the fairy tale world.. that’s HORRIBLE

#the land of stories #alex bailey #uh #brystal evergreen #fairy godmother #tlos #idk I hate taggin stuff and my cat tryna get my attention

I really really wish Chris had a prequel instead of the squeal…. He just would have needed to filp stuff around the the plot itself could have still been the same…

The NEW fairy council would have been so cool to learn upon. How the fairy world was going DECADES. After

And have Charlie be the main character.

I Swear, it was being set up that way yk?

#the land of stories #a tale of magic #what could of been #or even so just one prequal book and have the series continue with modern fairytales

The REAL difference between Alex and Conner

In the first book it’s stated that Alex was the smarter twin and Conner just wasn’t… I really didn’t like that tbh…. Sure Conner wasn’t great he was just struggling. In reality they both are equally smart.

The real difference is that Conner is true to himself and Alex is isn’t. That’s it.

They both have incredibly deep character for a children’s book (tbh probably the main reason I still have interest after all these years)

Conner is willing to do what he thinks is weight and what needs to be done. Alex is busy getting done what needs to be done… for sake of others.

It’s both a good and bad trait.

and we even see it as that.

Okay that’s it sorry I haven’t posted in a bit… I didn’t wanna give a half assed shit post.

I was waiting for more movie info but I don’t think we are getting that

#the land of stories #alex bailey #conner bailey #SORRY IF THIS IS A BIAS OPINION #I LOVE ALEX I SWEAR I JUSST NEED TO GLAZE CONNER CUZ NO ONE DOES #CONNER IS MY favorite twin tho…

lily-clouds

My classmate: You still read book for children?, you should-

Me: CHRIS DROP THE FOURTH BOOK OF "A TALE OF MAGIC" AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

fourayedasshole

Nah this is so real.. I’m happy we are getting a live action but WHY NOT ATOM 4

nyenyel

“But, Madame Weatherberry, I’m only fourteen years old!” Brystal reminded her. “I’m just a child! You can’t ask me to do this!”

“Brystal, you may be young, but you’ve never had the luxury of being a child,” Madame Weatherberry said. “You’ve been a fighter since the day you were born. You looked beyond the limits the world placed upon you and strove for a better life, and now you must look beyond the limits you’re placing upon yourself and strive for a better world. If neither of us can successfully defeat the Snow Queen, then everything—the world, the academy, and life as we know it—will be destroyed.”

fourayedasshole

GENERATION TRAUMA… SHE PASSED THAT SHIT STRAIGHT DOWN TO ALEX AND CONNER

(After scaring Lloyd for life)

#a tale of magic #brystal evergreen #she lowki is a bad parent #alex bailey #conner bailey #i hate tagging sm #she straight up went. ALEX IS OLD ENOUGH I HAD TO DO STUF LIKE THAY HER AGE. SHES 14 SHES SUPOSTED TO BE IN 8TH GRADEDEE #SHES NOT EVEN IN HIGHSCHOOLLL

I gotta prove something real quick

What’s your opinion on Lloyd Bailey

Opinion on Lloyd Bailey

Overated

Goated

Other/idk

Voting ended onSep 19, 2025

#the land of stories #lloyd tlos #lloyd bailey #ahhhhh

I know Yall are gonna be bias BUT

who would win in a all out fight between

Conner VS Alex

Alex

Conner

Voting ended onAug 30, 2025

Rules.

No teaming. So Alex can’t team up with the fairy council and Conner can’t team up with people in his stories.

.;;;;;edit;;;;;.....

to be clear,,, cough cough cuz Conner is losing hella bad imma add a few like "rules"

no teaming.

they can only due stuff THEYVE done, in the books, so what they've done in canon

#the land of stories #a tale of magic #conner bailey #alex bailey #woahhhhhh #Yall get a week and after that imma do a full deep dive into how I THINK the fight would play out

This is just a rant post

I feel like the tlos movie will be very different. Simply because of it being over a decade old. The kids who’ve read tlos have grown up.

Sure it may be little things like the slang or a just a whole plot point changed im unsure.

I personally want to film major, and simply the creative arts. I’m really interested that Chris managed to get a movie.

I would be saying “oh nooo they are gonna fuck it up” I doubt that. It needs change, and change is good.

As old as it is it won’t be the same, don’t be mad that it’s not the exact way it was 10 years ago.

My only interest is how they will change it.

I can’t wait

#the land of stories #I’m so sad normally I tag stuff with atom because I mainly talk about that. also I’m inching to changed my pfp but idk yo what Lol #the purple and orange clash in a goated way #also sorry for not posting much. just like recently today I’ve been hit with just this level or productivity it’s amazing #WHO ELSE IS HYPED FOR THE DAMM LAND OF STORIES MOVIE #if there is spelling errors I don’t care I will fix it later

guvmy

Do you think, as Lloyd was suffocated by the soil and dirt of the grave, he was reminded of the day his mother drowned his Maggie and suffocated the life out of it

@does-not-have-milk @jayreyen @tootalltech @fourayedasshole ( Let me know if you don’t wanna be tagged)

fourayedasshole

OOH GREAT QUESTION. Also yeah I’m fine with the tag

But tbh I don’t think so…. Personally I think like the hands….. like rippled him apart…

But I like the idea of him like suffocating in the soil.

#the land of stories #lloyd bailey #tlos #lloyd tlos #man I really hate tagging posts I’m shocked like I’ve acquired been 5 followers nontheless 50 some

talk about the bailey twins

spoilers/long rant/

It bugs me how Alex was just constantly referred to as the smarter twin. It's not the "oh but they are gifted in different ways"

in the first book

Conner was depicted as the opposite of his smarter sister, sleeping and class and failing classes. He sure had reasons

Alex was the smart twin.

However that changed in the ending of the 2nd book. With Alex staying in the fairy tale world. SHE didn't even finish middle school she was like 13??

Conner staying in school. So its been at least 3 years of basic education Alex just didn't get. EVEN if she was like super ahead of her classmates. she has the education of a 7th grader.

Sure they are special in different ways but that changes as the book went on.

(This is from the top of my head. Also I kinda didn’t go over some parts but I will probs do that another time)

#the land of stories #alex bailey #conner bailey #man I really hate tagging stuff #tlos #tlos movie coming SOON #not soon but yk in our life time is great to know